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               Just like this, I want to die
                                                   Just like this
              You’ve always spoken so honestly with me, so pure.
                                                   And oh, how I love you so.
               In a voice that almost seemed cheerful,
                                                    you whispered to me…

                                                                                 “ᴬᴿᴱ ᵞᴼᵁ ᶠᴵᴺᴱ ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᵀᴴᴵˢ?
                                                                                                            ᴰᴼᴱˢ ᴵᵀ ᶠᴱᴱᴸ ᴳᴼᴼᴰ?
 “

                                                    and then… 


                                                 yoυ ĸιlled мe.

dating kim samuel

summary: what would dating kim samuel be like?

p.s I SWEAR THERE AINT ENOUGH LANDSCAPE SAMUEL GIFS TT

  • your relationship is probs likely to start off in an arcade
  • tHIS IS LIKE SO TRUE
  • like maybe accidentally getting ur pokemon plushies mixed up?? LIKEDHCHEE
  • then you both continue to see each other
  • turns out for your first anniversary samuel takes you back to that arcade and u both reenact ur date :’)
  • god bless
  • you both would be super hot 
  • SHES HOT SUPER HOT NANANANANA
  • hottest couple in the century aye
  • samuels such a shy bean, even being with each other for months and years
  • he still gets shy
  • lots of:
  • “oH MY GOD”s around the apartment
  • too many 
  • frequent back hugs and kisses
  • being samuels #1 fan. literally. if you hear anyone saying that u will fite
  • “babe! you’re my number 1 fan in my heart, okay? dont be jealous”
  • “yah, samuel, im not jealous” >_<
  • lots of like cute ass names
  • like babe, angel, u get the basics
  • ITS SO CUTE
  • sometimes you have inside jokes and jokey sorta nicknames
  • like mickey and minnie?? yKNOw get it get it kKEKEKE
  • you both would be shy to do pda, but still kiss for like new years n christmas
  • CAN I SAY
  • that he would walk around the apartment SHIRTLESS???
  • what A FUCKING TEASE KIM SAMUEL FI T E M E 
  • its to the point where you both are super comfortable around each other
  • he’d just walk around shirtless
  • “yAH, SAMUEL PUT ON A SHIRT OR SOMETHING!”
  • “you like it, dont you?!”
  • “I DONT!”
  • “babe, i saw you squealing over my fancams, dont need to lie ;)”
  • likes to wink to you a lot
  • you wear his clothes
  • a lot
  • big, baggy, and warm
  • lots of snuggling at night
  • you both tend to be either the big or smol spoon, cause you like hugging samuel
  • probably almost broke your skull one time bc u slammed ur head on samuels back rip
  • likes to take u to gym sessions
  • both working out
  • but u dont bc food
  • staying up at 3am, either eating or talking bout deep stuff
  • he enjoys your company
  • tells u secrets about his p101 hyungs
  • ALSO
  • THIS BABY
  • GETS SO JEALOUS ITS SO CUTE
  • “yah, turn off daniel hyungs camera :(”
  • gets jealous that ur p101 bias isnt him
  • lets be real, u tease him.
  • “jHHCHDH samuel baby i was just joking!! i love u”
  • “i heard you say that u love guanlin more…”
  • “BABEI WAS KI D DING”
  • smol kisses
  • “i’ll miss u while you’re at work.. do well for me sammie!”
  • “dont call me that >_< i lOVE YOU Y/N!”
  • when he leaves for practice and when you leave for work, you both are super dramatic, like pretending you’re letting go of samuel like rose did for jack in the titanic lmfao
  • its cute tho
  • watching him practice
  • “yES THATS MY BABY SAMUEL YES SAMUEL DANCE FOR ME YEEEEESSSS”
  • so much cheering
  • “hey y/n, what colour should i dye my hair next?”
  • “pink? try danie-”
  • “i WILL SERIOU S L Y TE LL DAN I EL TO ST O P T E XT I NG Y OU”
  • “OKAYOkay IM SORRY”
  • arcade dates, duh
  • “LOOK AT THAT! its your fave pokemon at the machine! i’ll get you-”
  • “sam, i hAVE TOO MCUH ON MY BED”
  • “then get a bigger one!”
  • you: ;-; help me lord
  • you like to tease him about him when he was in p101
  • “SEE SAM LOOK AT YOU MY BABY YOU GOT A!”
  • “…y/n, we spoke about this”
  • ur like that couple that RARELy FIGhts, why would u both fighttt
  • if you did
  • it will be very heartbreaking for the both of you as young kids (lol sowee)
  • the fights would probably be about like jealousy, if you notice a girl going on samuel and he doesnt do anything about it and vice versa
  • could be something more serious
  • if its about your job or something
  • it would result into you having a break
  • you would stay around your best friends house
  • as samuel stayed home
  • he’d talk to his hyungs for advice
  • tbh its a very rare shocking experience
  • like examples of probably what you’d say:
  • “gosh, do you do anything right?!”
  • “y/n/samuel, it’s not what it looks like..”
  • “leave me alone, im doing work”
  • “I just need time alone, would you PLEASE leave me alone?” harsh tones are being heard
  • “for god’s sake, why does everything have to be about you? someone else is with you, it’s not just about you all the time!”
  • you both wouldnt argue or shout that loud, but if it was serious then it might happen
  • ON A MORE UNICORN HAPPIER SIDE::
  • you steal his clothes
  • all the time
  • “Y/N, DO YOU HAVE MY JACKET”
  • “Y/N, DO YOU HAVE MY FLANNEL”
  • “yah! y/n!”
  • “i looked at your insta, i saw you wearing my shirt..”
  • “iTS COMFY OKAY..”
  • speaking of insta
  • you both are couPLE AESTHETICSSS
  • samuel loves matching clothes with you
  • he finds it adorable
  • he would spoil the fuck outta you
  • if you eyed something, he would get it
  • “samuel no, it costs like freaking 5000 dollars why-”
  • “i’ll get it bc i love you!!”
  • “….and i never treat you :(( i cant even get you the new pokemon cards”
  • “BC YOURE MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE GUY IS SUPPOSED TO SPOIL HER :)”
  • “you cheesy freak… JCHHE WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”
  • “bc im kim samuel, duh”
  • “ofc *sigh*”
  • samuel flexes his muscles quite often
  • “jESUS CHRIST SAMUEL YOU ARE NOT IN THE GYM YOU ARE WITH UR GIRLFRIEND STOP FLEXING BEFORE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND IF I DIE-”
  • “see, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU LIKE MY MUSCLES AND ABS, LIAR ^__^”
  • this one time
  • he knows u like puppies
  • IF YOU DONT WELL
  • being the cheesy cute ass he is, he decides to get u one as your birthday, christmas or whatever anniversary gift
  • “oHMYGOD”
  • “SAMUEL!”
  • “YOU REALLY DIDNT”
  • “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHY DID YOU DO THIS HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS I FREAKING LVOE YOU”
  • samuel gets attacked with kisses
  • “keke, calm down babe! it’s a gift..”
  • you have always said when you passed pet stores that you’ve wanted one
  • but your attention is to the pup now, not to the other pup sammy
  • “Y/N PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE” tt
  • “do i need to get rID OF THAT”
  • “what!! its my baby im feeding it..”
  • “yah, you only call me ur baby” !^_^!
  • “sHHH samuel its sleeping”
  • “y/N!”
  • samuel loves you a lot
  • he WILL FUCKING CHERISH U
  • SO BE THANKFUL
  • IF U EVER END UP DATING HIMMM
  • also
  • theres gonna be more than 50 i love yous. thats how much sammy boi loves you
  • ALSO hates it when you call him “sammy boy” and “sammy”
  • LMFAO
  • very encouraging
  • “dont be stressed my love! you are doing so well, you can do this for me ok? fighting !!”
  • protective af.
  • “dont touch her, shes mine.”
  • “chill sam, i was hugging her!” from daehwi
  • his hyungs love you too
  • “only I can love her, idiots.”
  • “y/n! did you eat breakfast?”
  • silence…
  • “YOU PABO GO EAT UP I’LL MAKE SOME TOAST”
  • “oh god, you’re cold right? im holding your hand and you are freaking pale. here.”
  • hands you his jacket
  • “SAMUEL IM FINE.”
  • “see, its winter. who wears vests in the winter? pabo..”
  • treats you like a queen
  • you’re his number #1
  • you both tend to speak english
  • old ladies like to compliment u both
  • whenever there are parties you and samuel are invited to, when you enter the entire room stops and claps
  • “tHE GOLDEN COUPLE HAS ARRIVED!”
  • people love you
  • his fans adore you
  • samuel does vlives with you
  • probably the boyfriend tag
  • samuel talked to his fans about being in a relationship with you
  • basically, hes the pERFECT BOYFRIEND
  • legit
  • the PERFECT
  • HES THE ONE
  • you are a lucky human if yOU EVEN BREATHE WITH SAMUEL
  • brief summary:
  • samuel loves you so freaking much he would do anything for you
  • support kim samuel on august!!!
  • THE END
  • phew what a story

clusterfunky  asked:

Do you have a lining tutorial ?? If not, can you make one? Your lines are 10/10 and I am st ruggli ng

The first thing I’ll address:

P R A C T I C E   U S I N G   F O R E S H O R T E N I N G !

Foreshortening isn’t a requirement, however! It can make lineart pop and feel less flat by opening up the opportunity to thicken the lines of closer objects and thin the lines of those farther away. This is a good chance to utilize it for this tutorial; I’ll be using my persona as the example!

First get your sketch down!

It’s easier to build a house when you have blueprints; starting the lineart without a sketch to build on can be tricky! 

Here’s the fun part: the lineart!

Making the lines thicker and thinner for me is a mix of both using smaller + bigger brush sizes as well as adjusting how firmly or gently I press on the brush. Take your time, undo and redo lines as much as you like!

Lastly, color in your piece and create a clipping mask layer over your lineart!

Clipping mask is a super nifty tool that lets you directly color whatever layer is underneath it without affecting any other layers!

Here are a few other pieces from my gallery that utilize foreshortening!

They differ to varying degrees, but still practice thickening and thinning lines to pop out the closer bits! Try implementing different sizes for objects and brushes to make a lineart that feels right to you!

And remember, this is just a quick series of suggestions! Techniques + skills + methods come organically over time with studying others, self-teaching, and practice! I’m still learning too! Feel free to follow or stray from this as loosely as pleases you!

Just have fun!

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-hi i’m ari a+nd ive bee+n stuck o+n t-his rock for god k+nows -how lo+ng, t-heres probably a lot to ask about :^\

((y’all ask, y’all receive. this blog mainly takes place somewhere near the end of the meteor trip, have fun asking her what’s been going on for the past 2 years lmao hERE WE G O (maybe check out the about too btw? thank u!)))

I’m not even sorry anymore. Rank T to be safe. Pardon my gramma mistakes. Or not. No, actually, don’t.

DannyMay Day Sixteen “Shitty Danny Phantom AU/Memes”


“Shitty Danny Phantom AU”

Sam and Tucker stepped on the basement of the former Fenton house, each one carrying one bag on their shoulders.

“You sure about this, Sam?” Asked Tucker, glancing uncertainly at the dark, dusty place.

“No…” Said honestly the goth girl. “but I miss him.”

“I miss him too.” He said, putting a hand on her shoulder. Loking again at the spooky basement, and then at their bags, the techno geek sighed and said “Let’s just do it.”

They sat everything ready, the candless, the free sace, and the most important, the board.

“Do you know how to do this?” Asked Tuck.

“Of course I know, just make sure not to cut the session suddenly.”

They both sat in front of the Ouija board, and proceeded, all acording to Sam’s knowledge, and called.

“Danny… are you there?”

Nothing.

“It’s us… Tucker and Sam. If you are there, please say something, dude…”

Slowly, the planchette began to tremble on their hands, and moved to point YES.

The duo of teens gasped and looked at each other, contained emotions in their faces, and then nodded solemnly, and Sam proceeded.

“We are gonna ask you somethin’ that only you could know, ok? So we know this is really you.”

O K

“What was your DOOMED password?” Asked Tucker.

There was no response for a few seconds, and then the planchette started moving again.

P A U L I N A F E N T O N S A N C H E Z 4 2

A L L C A P S

“Yeah! That’s totally you!” Cheered the geek, whilst the goth rolled her eyes. “So… how’ve ya’ been?”


They ‘comunicated’ (any other term would have been unfitting) for a while, talking to their dead friend of how much they missed him, his parents leaving the town out of grief, that Jazz sometimes talked with them and she was… coping. Soon, they were saying their usual stuff, school, mean A-listers, that weird new guy Eliot, everything just like before, before the accident.

“So… you know with your dead-person powers the answers to the next test?” Asked Tucker.

D U N N

A pause, larger than the ocassionals, and when Tucker and Sam started worrying, Danny was back.

U M U S T L E A V E N O W

“What happens? What’s the matter?” Asked a concerned Sam.

H E S C O M I N

G O A W A Y

P L S

Danny was in a hurry, and anything that could scare a dead boy was no good at all.

“Who is him?”

V L A D

N O W  L E A V E

“Ok, ok. We must finish the session–”

BYE

But before the teens could move after being left by their friend, a breeze came into the basement, and the candles’ lights went off.

I    WILL    DELETE    THIS    IN               a    hot    sec    but    i    just    wanted    to    say    that    im    okay    with    you    criticising    my    work    here    and    giving    me    the     chance     to    disagree    even    if    i    think    it    is    harsh  .        bc    i     did     ask    for    feedback  .        but    i    tried    to    be    polite    and    now    ive    just    received    U gly    messages     that    i    will    no    longer    be    responding    to  .         PLS     be    polite    and    positive    on    here  .        it’s    uncalled    for  .        i    am    always    happy    to    discuss    this    off    anon  .            also    i    meant     talent    for    BALLET     since    i    have    been    dancing    since    i    was    two    years    old    and    i’m    fairly    certain    you    can’t    comment    on    my    level    of     capability     in    that    department  .

anonymous asked:

How can you tell someone shines? Do they literally look like a beacon of light or is it more of a feeling?

B o T h,  bo  T h…. Fo r   y o U   Hu m An s  I t  is a  F ee L i ng, u n LEss Y  ou  HavE  i t  YourSELVes … a nd  then … You  Ca n  See  It….

me: man private and intimate life of the house is such a sad song

also me: b R I NG ME MY S L I P P E R S yES father yES father BRI N G ME MY W I I I I I N E yES father yES father if yOU’RE NO T TOO B USYYYYY F I D D L I N G WITH YOUR INS E N SE AND I CON S  N O FATHER NO FATHER AND I HAVE NO FR IENDS No i nEVER GO AAAAANYWHE RE

Pronunciation:

Consonants:

Consonants in Welsh can only make one unique sound, as opposed to English which can make several sounds per consonant. For example, the c can make a k sound as in cat or a s sound as in city. When you learn the sound a consonant makes in Welsh, it will only ever make that sound you learn.

Consonant sounds same in English and Welsh:

These consonants look the same in English and Welsh, and sound the same.

b /b/ Like b in boy. Welsh example: bachgen (English: boy)

c /k/ Like c in cat. Welsh example: cath (English cat)

d /d/ Like d in dog. Welsh example: drwg (English bad)

g /g/ Like g in gun. Welsh example: gardd (English garden)

h /h/ Like h in happy. Welsh example: hen (English old)

l /l/ Like l in lake. Welsh example: calon (English heart)

m /m/ Like m in mad. Welsh example: mam (English mother)

n /n/ Like n in none. Welsh example: nain (English grandmother)

ng /ŋ/ Like the end of the English word sing. In Welsh, this letter can come at the front of a word. In Welsh, it is never pronounced with a hard g, as in the English finger. Welsh example: angau (English death)

p /p/ Like p in poker. Welsh example: pen (English head)

s /s/ Like s in sad. Welsh example: sebon (English soap)

t /t/ Like t in tar. Welsh example: tŷ (English house)

th /θ/ Like th in think. Welsh example: methu (English fail)

·         si is pronounced as in English sheep, when it comes before a vowel.

 

Consonant sounds in English, Different letter in Welsh:

These sounds are found in English, but they are assigned to a different letter in Welsh. Train yourself to read them differently now.

f /v/ Like v in violin. Welsh example: gafr (English goat)

ff /f/ Like f in friend. Welsh example: ffrind (English friend)

dd /ð/ Like th in then. Welsh example: hardd (English beautiful)

 

Consonant sounds in English, Not in Welsh:

These sounds are in English, but you will not hear them in Welsh.

The c in Welsh only makes a hard /k/ sound. It will never sound like an s, such as in the English city.

The g only makes a /g/ sound. It will never sound like an English g, like in the English gender.

The th in Welsh represents the th in English think. The dd represents the other th in English, like the word then.

There is no z sound in Welsh.

 

Consonant sounds only in Welsh:

These consonant sounds may be new to you.

ch /x/ Like the Scottish loch or German composer Bach. Welsh example: chwech (English six)

ll /ɬ/ The ll is a hard Welsh sound to make. It is best described as putting your tongue in the position of l and then blowing out air gently. Like saying a h and l simultaneously, but with more puff. Welsh example: llyn (English lake)

r /r/ The Welsh r should always be trilled. Welsh example: ar (English on)

rh /r̥/ The Welsh rh should be trilled with aspiration. Like saying a h and r simultaneously, but with more puff. Welsh example: rhan (English part)

 

Vowels:

There are seven vowels in Welsh. Most vowels can be two different sounds. The y can take three different sounds. 

a

e

i

o

u

w

y

Short Vowels:

·         a /a/ Like a in pat.

·         e /ɛ/ Like e in pet.

·         i /ɪ/ Like i in pit.

·         o /ɔ/ Like o in pot

·         u /ɪ/ Like i in pit.

·         w /ʊ/ As in book.

·         y /ə/ Like uh in above

The rules governing the letter Y are some of the most confusing in Welsh. Normally it’s pronounced like the u in cut, but in the last syllable of a word it represents the sound like the i in bit. Note; This includes words with only one syllable, such as llyn (hlin).

Similar rules apply for combinations of y with another letter;

·         yr is (approximately) pronounced like English burn, except in the last syllable of a word, where it is said like in English beer. (Both times, the r is audible, not dropped. See the preceding rule.)

·         yw is pronounced like English moan, except in the last syllable of a word, where it is said like the Welsh iw and uw (see below).

That just leaves the exceptions. The small words, y, yr and yn are pronounced uh, urr and un.

Dipthongs:

·         ae, ai and au /aɪ/- like English sky. (Actually, there is an exception for the last one. “au” is the plural ending for certain words, e.g. creigiau. In these cases, its pronunciation is shortened to a “hanging A”

·         aw /aʊ/ - like English cow.

·         oe (and oi and ou, which are rare) /ɔɪ/ - like English boy.

·         ei and eu and ey /əɪ/ - like nothing in English; try ‘uh-ee’ and then running the vowels together.

R:

When you see a vowel followed by an R, or a diphthong followed by an R, both the vowel and the R are pronounced; this differs from many dialects of English. The following sounds are therefore approximate, and you should make sure to pronounce the R.

·         aerair and aur - like English fire.

·         awr - like English hour.

·         er - like English bare, but shorter.

·         ir or ur (or yr in the last syllable of a word) - like English beer.

·         wr - like English poor.

Long Vowels:

·         a /ɑː/ Like a in father.

·         e /ɛː/ Like ae in aeroplane, but without any trace of an r, or a y sound between the a and the e.

·         i /iː/ Like i in machine.

·         o /ɔː/ Like aw in hawk.

·         w /uː/ Like oo in pool.

·        u and y take the same values as i does. 

·        A vowel is short if it comes in a word with more than one syllable.

So all these rules only come into play when we’re talking about one-syllable words.

·        A vowel is short if it’s followed by two consonants, if the first of the two is n or r.

·        A vowel is short if it’s in a word of one syllable and the consonant following it is any of the following; p, t, c, m, ng

·        If the vowel is a, e, o, w or y and it’s followed by l, n or r then it is also short.

·        This leaves the following options for when the vowel is long; in a word of one syllable; followed by two consonants the first of which is ll or s; either followed by no consonants, or followed by b, ch, d, dd, f, ff, g, s or th, or (if it happens to be i or u) followed by l, n or r.

A circumflex accent (the hat sign) is placed over a vowel to indicate that it’s long when you might otherwise think it was short.

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Consonants:

Consonants in Welsh can only make one unique sound, as opposed to English which can make several sounds per consonant. For example, the c can make a k sound as in cat or a s sound as in city. When you learn the sound a consonant makes in Welsh, it will only ever make that sound you learn.

Consonant sounds same in English and Welsh:

These consonants look the same in English and Welsh, and sound the same.

·         b /b/ Like b in boy. Welsh example: bachgen (English: boy)

·         c /k/ Like c in cat. Welsh example: cath (English cat)

·         d /d/ Like d in dog. Welsh example: drwg (English bad)

·         g /g/ Like g in gun. Welsh example: gardd (English garden)

·         h /h/ Like h in happy. Welsh example: hen (English old)

·         l /l/ Like l in lake. Welsh example: calon (English heart)

·         m /m/ Like m in mad. Welsh example: mam (English mother)

·         n /n/ Like n in none. Welsh example: nain (English grandmother)

·         ng /ŋ/ Like the end of the English word sing. In Welsh, this letter can come at the front of a word. In Welsh, it is never pronounced with a hard g, as in the English finger. Welsh example: angau (English death)

·         p /p/ Like p in poker. Welsh example: pen (English head)

·         s /s/ Like s in sad. Welsh example: sebon (English soap)

·         t /t/ Like t in tar. Welsh example: tŷ (English house)

·         th /θ/ Like th in think. Welsh example: methu (English fail)

·         si is pronounced as in English sheep, when it comes before a vowel.

 

Consonant sounds in English, Different letter in Welsh:

These sounds are found in English, but they are assigned to a different letter in Welsh. Train yourself to read them differently now.

·         f /v/ Like v in violin. Welsh example: gafr (English goat)

·         ff /f/ Like f in friend. Welsh example: ffrind (English friend)

·         dd /ð/ Like th in then. Welsh example: hardd (English beautiful)

 

Consonant sounds in English, Not in Welsh:

These sounds are in English, but you will not hear them in Welsh.

·         The c in Welsh only makes a hard /k/ sound. It will never sound like an s, such as in the English city.

·         The g only makes a /g/ sound. It will never sound like an English g, like in the English gender.

·         The th in Welsh represents the th in English think. The dd represents the other th in English, like the word then.

·         There is no z sound in Welsh.

 

Consonant sounds only in Welsh:

These consonant sounds may be new to you.

·         ch /x/ Like the Scottish loch or German composer Bach. Welsh example: chwech (English six)

·         ll /ɬ/ The ll is a hard Welsh sound to make. It is best described as putting your tongue in the position of l and then blowing out air gently. Like saying a h and l simultaneously, but with more puff. Welsh example: llyn (English lake)

·         r /r/ The Welsh r should always be trilled. Welsh example: ar (English on)

·         rh /r̥/ The Welsh rh should be trilled with aspiration. Like saying a h and r simultaneously, but with more puff. Welsh example: rhan (English part)

 

Vowels:

There are seven vowels in Welsh. Most vowels can be two different sounds. The y can take three different sounds. 

·         a

·         e

·         i

·         o

·         u

·         w

·         y

Short Vowels:

·         a /a/ Like a in pat.

·         e /ɛ/ Like e in pet.

·         i /ɪ/ Like i in pit.

·         o /ɔ/ Like o in pot

·         u /ɪ/ Like i in pit.

·         w /ʊ/ As in book.

·         y /ə/ Like uh in above

The rules governing the letter Y are some of the most confusing in Welsh. Normally it’s pronounced like the u in cut, but in the last syllable of a word it represents the sound like the i in bit. Note; This includes words with only one syllable, such as llyn (hlin).

Similar rules apply for combinations of y with another letter;

·         yr is (approximately) pronounced like English burn, except in the last syllable of a word, where it is said like in English beer. (Both times, the r is audible, not dropped. See the preceding rule.)

·         yw is pronounced like English moan, except in the last syllable of a word, where it is said like the Welsh iw and uw (see below).

That just leaves the exceptions. The small words, y, yr and yn are pronounced uh, urr and un.

Dipthongs:

·         ae, ai and au /aɪ/- like English sky. (Actually, there is an exception for the last one. “au” is the plural ending for certain words, e.g. creigiau. In these cases, its pronunciation is shortened to a “hanging A”

·         aw /aʊ/ - like English cow.

·         oe (and oi and ou, which are rare) /ɔɪ/ - like English boy.

·         ei and eu and ey /əɪ/ - like nothing in English; try ‘uh-ee’ and then running the vowels together.

R:

When you see a vowel followed by an R, or a diphthong followed by an R, both the vowel and the R are pronounced; this differs from many dialects of English. The following sounds are therefore approximate, and you should make sure to pronounce the R.

·         aerair and aur - like English fire.

·         awr - like English hour.

·         er - like English bare, but shorter.

·         ir or ur (or yr in the last syllable of a word) - like English beer.

·         wr - like English poor.

Long Vowels:

·         a /ɑː/ Like a in father.

·         e /ɛː/ Like ae in aeroplane, but without any trace of an r, or a y sound between the a and the e.

·         i /iː/ Like i in machine.

·         o /ɔː/ Like aw in hawk.

·         w /uː/ Like oo in pool.

·        u and y take the same values as i does. 

·        A vowel is short if it comes in a word with more than one syllable.

So all these rules only come into play when we’re talking about one-syllable words.

·        A vowel is short if it’s followed by two consonants, if the first of the two is n or r.

·        A vowel is short if it’s in a word of one syllable and the consonant following it is any of the following; p, t, c, m, ng

·        If the vowel is a, e, o, w or y and it’s followed by l, n or r then it is also short.

·        This leaves the following options for when the vowel is long; in a word of one syllable; followed by two consonants the first of which is ll or s; either followed by no consonants, or followed by b, ch, d, dd, f, ff, g, s or th, or (if it happens to be i or u) followed by l, n or r.

A circumflex accent (the hat sign) is placed over a vowel to indicate that it’s long when you might otherwise think it was short.

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