IMAGINE Vader playing chess with Thrawn
Vader: It’s my turn- LOOK OVER THERE, AN ART PIECE OF A SPECIES WE HAVE YET TO UNDERSTAND AND CONQUER!
Thrawn: That’s a nice try, but- WHERE?
Thrawn turns around while Vader switches some chess pieces.
Then suddenly Thrawn pulls out a knife and jams it right into the center of Vader’s hand and pins it onto the table…
Vader: ARGGGGGH- oh wait, that’s a cybernetic hand, so it’s kind of numb.
Thrawn: I saw that coming so I prepared.