s k e t c h s

a .  age :  30+
b .  birthplace :  canada
c .  current  time : 8:45 pm
d .  drink  you  had  last :  water
e .  easiest  person(s)  to  talk  to :  the boyfran
f .  favorite  song(s) :  something just like this
h .  horror  yes  or  horror  no :   NOPE
i .  in  love ? :   my crime husband giovanni sakaki
j .  jealous  of  people :   lmao yes
k .  killed  someone :  people’s feelings?
l .  love  at  first  sight  or  should  i  walk  by  again ? :  walk by
m .  middle  name :  none, cuz i’m asian and we don’t get middle names
n .  number  of  siblings :   1
o .  one  wish :  to somehow become a billionaire, i’d even share 
q .  question  you’re  always  asked :  why are you like this?
r .  reason(s)  to  smile :   dogs. just dogs. i love them.
s .  song  you  sang  last :  look what you made me do. don’t judge me.
t .  top  3  fictional  characters : jon snow, giovanni, darth vader
u .  underwear  &  color :     some pink shit idk
v .  vacation :   staycay
w .  when’s  your  birthday :   march 26
x .  x - rays :   nope
y .  your  favorite  food :   french fries. just gimme a plate of them. also pasta.
z .  zodiac  sign :  aries

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❛  GET  TO  KNOW  ABC’S :  MUN  EDITION .

a .  age :  20+
b .  birthplace :  veracruz, méxico
c .  current  time : 9:24 pm
d .  drink  you  had  last :  diet coke
e .  easiest  person(s)  to  talk  to :  the mirror. it doesn’t argue ! lmaoo. jk. sam 
f .  favorite  song(s) :  crash & burn by savage garden
h .  horror  yes  or  horror  no :   no unless it’s sci - fi horror then maybe. or videogame horror then tentative yes
i .  in  love ? :   with nathan drake
j .  jealous  of  people :   always
k .  killed  someone :  only in videogames
l .  love  at  first  sight  or  should  i  walk  by  again ? :  depends on the day and moon placement 
m .  middle  name :  joe
n .  number  of  siblings :   1
o .  one  wish :  death’s sweet release or to win the lottery 
q .  question  you’re  always  asked :  are you sora or sam
r .  reason(s)  to  smile :   bubble butts, boobies, videogames with hella nice graphics and fun gameplay
s .  song  you  sang  last :  i don’t remember
t .  top  3  fictional  characters :  nathan drake, lavi bookman, raleigh becket
u .  underwear  &  color :     blue boxers with flower print
v .  vacation :   ??? i’m too broke to vacay
w .  when’s  your  birthday :   may 29th
x .  x - rays :   for wrist and hand on 2 separate occasions 
y .  your  favorite  food :   chilaquiles or lasagna
z .  zodiac  sign :  gemifreak

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  • People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?
  • Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s
  • People: ...What?
  • Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t
  • People: We don't understand! Please, who are you?
  • Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e
  • People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?
  • Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*

S T U D Y  P A C K  # 1

B Y  E I N T S E I N

Hey guys, my week has been pretty hectic but I made time to create a few printables that will hopefully help you with your school life. Click on the titles (links to the file on my Study Drive) to download them!


T A S K  T R A C K E R

To help you keep track of all your assignments, homework, projects, etc. Includes a progress bar that you can shade in according to how much of the assignment you’ve completed. You can also set a goal or expected score and compare it to your final score. I included fields for “date given” and “date due” so that you can prioritize and plan your tasks accordingly.
I wanted to include a box to check when you’ve submitted the assignment because sometimes I complete the assignment but forget to submit it, or I’ve already submitted the assignment but panic because I thought I hadn’t done it yet. I couldn’t squeeze this into the sheet, but I think you could just put a tick beside the due date or something.

F O R M U L A  L I S T

For subjects that require you to memorize formulas, like physics, economics, math, etc. The left column is for the formula, while the right is for variables and their units, e.g. “v = u + at” would go on the left, while the right column would have something like “v: final velocity/ms-1; u: initial velocity/ms-1; a: acceleration/ms-2; t: time/s”.

H A B I T  T R A C K E R

31 columns and 16 rows to help you maintain your habits, e.g. drinking 8 glasses of water a day, exercising, journaling, etc.

 T E S T  T R A C K E R

Similar to what I have in my bullet journal in this post. I use it mainly to see the relationship between how much I study and how high I score on tests, but you can also use it to maintain your grades.


That’s all for now. Hope these printables help, and may the rest of your school year be well-organized! Oh, and feedback would be rad; I always appreciate it when I find out how I can improve my content. Have a great week :)

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The roads are the dustiest
The winds are the gustiest
The gates are the rustiest
The pies are the crustiest
The songs the lustiest
T h e  f r i e n d s  t h e  t r u s t i e s t
W A Y  B A C K  H O M E  (B A C K  H O M E)

a list of moments™ in musical theatre

-STAYYYYYY LITTLE VALLLLLENTIIIINE STAYYYYYYYYY and then the pause and the sudden decrescendo into “each day is valentine’s dayyyyy”
-ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN and everything about that song
-all of “raise a little hell” and “this world will remember us” and everything about laura osnes and jeremy jordan
-the acapella part in “two by two” when they’re all clapping and some people are echoing and its just Pretty
-the harmonies on “moonlight swiiiiims”
-dum da da dum da da dum da da dum da da DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA M A C A V I T Y M A C A V I T Y
-the dirty bum bum bum bum the dirty bum bum bum bum bum HE HAD IT COMIN
-and i dug deep down to the bottom of my soul…and cried…'cause…i…felt…N O T H I N G
-will i ever make a sound………………ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN and the lights change and then you burst into sobs
-YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE)…even when the dark comes crashing through when you need a friend to carry you and when you’re b r o k e n o n t h e g r o u n d…………Y O U W I L L B E F O U N D
-do you KNOWWWW how great my life is
-and your keys OH OH OH OH your ring of keeeeeeeyyyys
-FAAAME (I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRR)
-TURN BACK OH MANNNNNNN BA DA DA DUM B O W !!!!
-literally all of grease the musical
-or if i were a bell i’d go DING DONG DING DONG DINGGGGGG
-evERYthing’s comING up roSES and daFFOdils
-OHHHH MAMA WELCOME TO THE SIXTIIIIES
-in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can be a new man IN NEW YORK NEW YORK JUST YOU WAIT
-the entirety of satisfied
-we won we won WE WON W E W O N
-if you stand for nothing burr what’ll you fall for …. i wanna be in the room where it happens the room where it happens……………and then the rest of that song from that point on
-its my candy store its my candy (mezzo harmony) its my candy store its my candy (soprano harmony) its my candy store its my candy STOOOOOORE WOAH OH WOAH
-YEAHHHHHH FULL STEAM AHEADDDD TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINNNNNG
-SEEEEEE YOU AROUNNNND (WHY-OHHHHH) AROUNNNNNNNND (WHY-OHHHHHHHHH) WOAHHHHHHHHH WOAH WOAH OH OHHHHH I’LL BE DOWNTOWNNNNN
-into the woods !!!! into the woods !!!! yes into the woods and out of the woods and HOME BEFORE DARK
-everybody say yeaheeeeyeah (yeaheeeyeah)
-i am so much better ……… THAN BEFORRRRRRRRRRRE
-who am i ….. TWO FOUR SIX OH ONNNNNE
-REDDDD THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENNNNN
-every day a little deaaaaaaaaaath (and then they hold the note for a million years and its heartbreaking)
-WE ARE REVOLTING CHILDREN LIVING IN REVOLTING TIMES
-and andrey isn’t here……………(massive door slam)………………RAZ DAV TRI (the whole room lights up and you’re sobbing) AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-the harmonies on the second AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-i pity you i pity me i pity you AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-all of no one else because denée benton is a princess
-dollllllokhovvvv the assassinnnn
-its alright natasha … i’m heeeeerrrre … so neeeeaaar …
-IS THIS HOW I DIE (extreme jazz™ plays)
-my brother is quite madly in love ………. he is quite madly in love with YOU my deeeeeeaaaaarrrr yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah ohhhh OHHHHHHHHH OH HOW SHE BLUSHES HOW SHE BLUSHES
-amber gray in general
-I W I L L L O V E Y O U A N A T O L E
-natalie natalie natalie i must love you or die NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE
-remember me to s t e s h k a THERE GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE
-AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW
-THERES CHANGE COMIN ONCE AND FOR ALLLL
-I’M ALIVE I’M ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
-and i’ll be happily happy yes happily happy and thoroughly SATISFIIIIIIIED
-the phantom’s theme
-ooooh oooooooooh ooh ooh JOIN US LEAVE YOUR FIELD TO FLOWER
-all of the Pulizter Prize winning musical Rent™
-LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAINNN
-i c e c r e a m … he bought me i c e c r e a m …vanilla i c e c r e a m … IMAGINE THAAAAT
-THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE
-every single song in spring awakening what a jam™
-SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORRRRRRRRRGE
-if i could concentrate…………I’D BE IN THE FOLLIES
-FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO M O R A L I Z E
-play it coooooooooool boy
-defying gravity as a whole
-FIYERRRRRRROOOOOOO
-ease on down ease on down the roooooaaaaad

Truth Serum (Voltron thing)

So I was looking at Harry Potter stuff (this is related trust me) and it was a post about Veritaserum. It’s a truth serum that only needs three drops to work (according to Snape in The Order of the Pheonix…I think…anyway) and I had Voltron on the back of my mind and I thought “What if the paladins accidentally drank something like that.” And so this came along.

  • One day Allura brings out five cups that have water(?) in it.
  • When asked what it is she tells them it’s an Altean truth serum. When consumed in small amounts the drinker is forced to tell a single truth. Just a single truth. She mixed it with water so it’s a small amount.
  • But when taken in large amounts it can make you tell the truth for days or weeks. But never longer than two weeks. Or else they DIEEEEEEEEEEE *ahem*
  • Like they immediately drop dead.
  • Anyway, after they drink it Allura says the exercise is they have to say a random nice thing about a teammate. They do that. (Can’t be bothered to write it)
  • But not even after an hour.everyone notices something is off…
  • They ask Allura if it was the drink. She takes a blood sample saying it is the only way to figure out.
  • It’s the end of the day so everyone goes to bed
  • The next day no one even has to know what the blood test results are. The serum is still in effect. Allura comes and tells them that the serum is still in effect and it should last about a week.
  • So someone (I imagine this would be Pidge or Lance) decides that the most logical thing to do is play Truth or Dare. Because they can’t lie!
  • Somehow they all agree.
  • IMAGINE THE LANGST
  • IMAGINE THE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE REVEALED. K L A N C E
  • J u s t
  • “Lance truth or dare?”
  • “Truth.”
  • “If you had to date anyone on the team who would you date”
  • and without skipping a beat “Keith”
  • B L U S H I N G  A N D  P I N I N G  H A P P E N S
  • *Then soon after*
  • “Keith truth or dare?”
  • “Truth”
  • “Would you date Lance?”
  • And without skipping a beat: “Duh”
  • “Lance truth or dare?”
  • “Truth.”
  • “If you had to kick someone off the team who would you?”
  • “Me.”
  • “Why?”
  • “Because I’m replaceable.”
  • Then our Keithy boy says “Lance you’re not replaceable.”
  • Lance is about to say something and then he stops and has the thought. He can’t be lying. He can’t lie.
  • Soon they stop playing and Klance shizzzzz happen. Yeah I don’t feel like writing more

Someone write this and tag me >~

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…How bad can a good girl get?


the original posts can be found here http://drtanner-sfw.tumblr.com/post/124331980371


also yeah i think im gonna caption everything i post on tumblr now so yes,  images have been captioned :) click,,,

an awesome thing people keep forgetting

JEREMY IS FUCKING CANONLY JEWISH GIVE ME THE JEWREMY CONTENT YOU COWARDS

  • JEREMY INVITES MICHAEL TO PASSOVER SEDERS AT HIS HOUSE BECAUSE NOW THAT HIS DAD IS LIKE, BEING A DAD AGAIN, HE’S STARTED DOING HOLIDAYS AGAIN
  • IT’S A FUCKING MESS BUT THEY HAVE FUN
  • JEREMY, BEING THE ONLY CHILD, HAS TO RECITE THE FOUR QUESTIONS
  • HE TRIES TO RECITE THEM IN HEBREW AND IT’S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER BECAUSE HE ALMOST CHOKES ON HIS OWN SPIT TRYING TO DO THE “CH” SOUNDS 
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • M I C H A E L   B U Y S   J E R E M Y  A   S T A R   O F   D A V I D   N E C K L A C E 
  • JEREMY WEARS IT EVERY DAY
  • JEREMY TEACHES THE SQUIP SQUAD HOW TO MAKE LATKES
  • RICH, AGAIN, ALMOST BURNS DOWN THE HOUSE
  • HE IS NEVER ALLOWED NEAR A STOVE AGAIN
  • “wait, jeremy, you’re telling me i get to crush a glass at our wedding!? do you realize how BADASS that sounds?” “MICHAEL PLEASE- wait, wedding?????