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Meme and Shitpost - Calligraphy Cue Card Commissions
Finally! You yourself can own the hard copies of all the ridiculous memes that you could want! A gallery of selections are available to look at through the tumblr page theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com Or you can request your own custom meme if you cannot find it or if its run out of inventory. Fonts available include gothic, chancery variations, uncial and half insular uncial. Sindarin script is available upon request, but do count as additional lines in the pricing. To clarify, these cue cards ARE roughly 3x5 inches OR 7.6x12.7 centimeters, feel free to open a discussion with me to clarify what line length you think your request will mbe If youve ever wanted to be able to mail a pal of yours Youre an ass-waffle, but youre MY ass-waffle through the post, nows your chance

HAPPY HALLOTHANKSMAS YALL, ENJOY YOUR DISCOUNT!

For the duration of spooky week, I have priced every hand-done piece of mine that’s more than 7 bucks down to $6.66 CAD because I can’t fucking resist stupid Halloween jokes no matter what I do (that’s about 5.25 or so USD, give take a few cents). 

Enjoy!

capsicle-the-fabulous  asked:

Okay so I can't go on anon and do it because my app say no. But do you have a favorite Foobs doodle?

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE NICEST QUESTION I’VE EVER BEEN ASKED

Well first of all, LITERALLY ALL OF THE FOOB FANART (AND FANFIC!!!) ARE MY FAVORITE!!! (also pls hmu if you see something is missing from the list of links on the fanworks page! i think i’m behind on updating it!)

And to pic A FEW of my favorites that I’ve done (in no particular order):

Foob is a good good fluff boy and pretty much every doodle I do of him is my fav!!!

xcyansparksx  asked:

5, 18, and 21?

5. favorite AI?

Does Lopez count? I really like him and Shelia <3

18. a character you liked before that you don’t like now? 

I already said caboose, but like Felix is also another one

21. favorite quote?

I already answered this too, but there’s so many faves

Church: Aheh heh heh ham I an Angel. Uh, (clears throat) yeah, actually, I am, I’m an Angel. Um, do you wanna go to Heaven? ‘Cause it’s, like, ten bucks to get in.
Sarge: Well I uh, I didn’t really bring any, I mean, my wallet’s back in the car.
Church: Hey you don’t have it there, huh? Well uh, that’s too bad. Pretty crappy reason to be damned to hell for an eternity.

Red vs. Blue Asks!

Thanksgiving

AN: Another part of The Life and Death of Y/N and Bucky! Enjoy.


“Thank you for inviting me over for Thanksgiving Buck.” Bucky shrugged.

“It’s no problem!” I was sat in between Bucky and Steve at the table. A plate is put in front of me.

“Thank you, Mrs. Barnes.”

“It’s no problem sweetheart.” Suddenly Steve pushed over, shoving me against Bucky.

“S-sorry Buck.” I turned to give Steve a look. Steve gave me a smug smile. I rolled my eyes and settled into my new place. I turned my head towards Bucky, noticing how quiet he had been. His face was red. I placed my hand on his thigh.

“Are you ok Buck?” His eyes widen.

“Y-yeah.”


masterlist // series masterlist

So this just happened-

Me: *making IT fanfic and puts Sci-fi* Yeah. i just put Sci-fi.

My sis: yeah, this shit can really happen, a killer can actually kidnap kids and eat them.

Me: if they on that freaky-shit.

My sis: instead of Pennywise it’s


B i g - b u c k 👀👀💶💶💷💷💴💴💵💰💰😂👀👌


Big-Buck: *drinking that expensive ass hot coco* Sup ya’ll It’s me, Big-Buck the clown. You’ll pay fines too.

Bill: wHAT THE FUCK-

  1. “To Kill a Mockingbird” by Harper Lee
  2. “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen
  3. “The Diary of Anne Frank” by Anne Frank
  4. “1984” by George Orwell
  5. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone" by J.K. Rowling
  6. “The Lord of the Rings” (1-3) by J.R.R. Tolkien
  7. “The Great Gatsby” by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  8. “Charlotte’s Web” by E.B. White
  9. “The Hobbit” by J.R.R. Tolkien
  10. “Little Women” by Louisa May Alcott
  11. “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury
  12. “Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Bronte
  13. “Animal Farm” by George Orwell
  14. “Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell
  15. “The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger
  16. “The Book Thief” by Markus Zusak
  17. “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain
  18. “The Hunger Games” by Suzanne Collins
  19. “The Help” by Kathryn Stockett
  20. “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wadrobe” by C.S. Lewis
  21. The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck
  22. “The Lord of the Flies” by William Golding
  23. “The Kite Runner” by Khaled Hosseini
  24. “Night” by Elie Wiesel
  25. “Hamlet” by William Shakespeare
  26. “A Wrinkle in Time” by Madeleine L'Engle
  27. “Of Mice and Men” by John Steinbeck
  28. “A Tale of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens
  29. “Romeo and Juliet” by William Shakespeare
  30. “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams
  31. “The Secret Garden” by Frances Hodgson Burnett
  32. “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens
  33. “The Little Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
  34. “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley
  35. “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” by J.K. Rowling
  36. “The Giver” by Lois Lowry
  37. “The Handmaid’s Tale” by Margaret Atwood
  38. “Where the Sidewalk Ends” by Shel Silverstein
  39. “Wuthering Heights” Emily Bronte
  40. “The Fault in Our Stars” by John Green
  41. “Anne of Green Gables” by L.M. Montgomery
  42. “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” by Mark Twain
  43. “Macbeth” by William Shakespeare
  44. “The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo” by Stieg Larrson  
  45. “Frankenstein” by Mary Shelley
  46. “The Holy Bible: King James Version”
  47. “The Color Purple” by Alice Walker
  48. “The Count of Monte Cristo” by Alexandre Dumas
  49. “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” by Betty Smith
  50. “East of Eden” by John Steinbeck
  51. “Alice in Wonderland” by Lewis Carroll
  52. “In Cold Blood” by Truman Capote
  53. “Catch-22” by Joseph Heller
  54. “The Stand” by Stephen King
  55. “Outlander” by Diana Gabaldon
  56. “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” by J.K. Rowling
  57. “Enders Game” by Orson Scott Card
  58. “Anna Karenina” by Leo Tolstoy
  59. “Watership Down” by Richard Adams
  60. “Memoirs of a Geisha” by Arthur Golden
  61. “Rebecca” by Daphne du Maurier
  62. “A Game of Thrones” by George R.R. Martin
  63. “Great Expectations” by Charles Dickens
  64. “The Old Man and the Sea” by Ernest Hemingway
  65. “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes” (#3) by Arthur Conan Doyle
  66. “Les Misérables” by Victor Hugo
  67. “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” by J.K. Rowling
  68. “Life of Pi” by Yann Martel
  69. “The Scarlet Letter” by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  70. “Celebrating Silence: Excerpts from Five Years of Weekly Knowledge” by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
  71. “The Chronicles of Narnia” by C.S. Lewis
  72. “The Pillars of the Earth” by Ken Follett
  73. “Catching Fire” by Suzanne Collins
  74. “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” by Roald Dahl
  75. “Dracula” by Bram Stoker
  76. “The Princess Bride” by William Goldman
  77. “Water for Elephants” by Sara Gruen
  78. “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe
  79. “The Secret Life of Bees” by Sue Monk Kidd
  80. “The Poisonwood Bible: A Novel” by Barbara Kingsolver
  81. “One Hundred Years of Solitude” by Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez
  82. “The Time Traveler’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger
  83. “The Odyssey” by Homer
  84. “The Good Earth (House of Earth #1)” by Pearl S. Buck
  85. “Mockingjay (Hunger Games #3)” by Suzanne Collins
  86. “And Then There Were None” by Agatha Christie
  87. “The Thorn Birds” by Colleen McCullough
  88. “A Prayer for Owen Meany” by John Irving
  89. “The Glass Castle” by Jeannette Walls
  90. “The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks” by Rebecca Skloot
  91. “Crime and Punishment” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  92. “The Road” by Cormac McCarthy
  93. “The Things They Carried” by Tim O'Brien
  94. “Siddhartha” by Hermann Hesse
  95. “Beloved” by Toni Morrison
  96. “Slaughterhouse-Five” by Kurt Vonnegut
  97. “Cutting For Stone” by Abraham Verghese
  98. “The Phantom Tollbooth” by Norton Juster
  99. “The Brothers Karamazov” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  100. “The Story of My Life” by Helen Keller
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The view from the London Eye just hours before the awful events of yesterday, and this morning watching the news. We had a voucher so we went and once we got back on the tube it was all unfolding. I’ve never really been this close to it before and it is sad, and scary, but mostly we all have to keep being brave, stay together and know that one day terror attacks will be in the past. London friends, stay safe and look after each other. I love this city so much n hate to see it hurting

Dating Bucky Barnes Would Include


Originally posted by you-didnt-see-that-cuming

  • Him being cold towards you at first
  • Softening him up takes up a lot of time
  • Until he finally gets the courage to ask you out
  • You say yes
  • Him making dinner at the Avengers tower because he’s not ready to face reality yet
  • Bucky being scared of hurting you since you sleep in the same bed
  • Reassuring him he wouldn’t hurt you
  • Training together
  • Thinking his arm is super cool
  • Best friends with Steve
  • Him calling you doll
  • Since he’s an old man
  • When he gets his old haircut you’re so shook
  • He looks amazing
  • “Speechless doll?”
  • Bucky wants to be as gentle as possible with you
  • Because he doesn’t want to hurt you
  • He’s such a sweetheart
  • Teaching him today’s technology
  • “So this is a Smart TV”
  • “If it’s smart why do we have to turn it on with a remote”
  • Braiding his hair
  • Sweet gentle sex
  • You sometimes forget this man is an assassin because he’s so adorable
  • “Buck what are you doing”
  • “I’m trying to figure out how you work this thing. ”
  • “Babe you have to put the bread in first”
  • “Oh. ”
  • Helping him accept his past because he can’t pretend like it didn’t happen
  • Bucky gets angry when you protect him in a fight
  • Which leads to a fight
  • Which leads to Bucky storming out
  • Him coming back a couple hours later hugging you
  • “I’m sorry. ”
  • “I’m sorry too baby”
  • Little PDA
  • Buck always gives you kisses throughout the day
  • Forehead kisses
  • Nose kisses
  • Hand kisses
  • Cheek kisses
  • Steve calling him whipped
  • He is
  • He definitely is
  • Punching Black Panther in the face
  • “Eat that Princey. ”
  • Making Bucky smile all the time
  • Even when he doesn’t want to
  • Bucky finally feeling whole again because of you