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SVT  -  crush jihoon

Originally posted by fyboyfriendsvt

summary- staying up all night to complete an essay isn’t easy, especially when you have #1 crush™ Lee Jihoon by your side ღ

genre; fluffity fluff fluff fluff too much fluff like a pillow……capisce

a/n: oh my gos sometimes im so soft for all the boys especially this one jeejssjhjs also thank you to @kpop-lifeeeee for requesting! you asked for puns and now you’re gonna get puns

man im a good 0.6 feet taller than him if he mistakes me for mingyu and hits me with a guitar i am fighting back i do not care hOLD ME BACK 

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-so

-high school

-what an amazing

-im not going to complete the rest of that sentence because 

-h i g h    s c h o o l     i s     s h i t  

-well…not for everyone

-yeah actually for everyone

-including you!

-what made this slightly better 

-was the fact that you had a crush on this kid called jihoon

-small adorable and so cute

-did i mention small adorable and cute yeah i just did 

-just wanna one cement that in ya brains

-so yeah 

-jihoon=cute adorable small kid

-but apart from being cute

-he was savage af too

-so one time this kid was picking on him

-and so he just

-”you know i thought it was impossible to see someone with little brain capacity…to actually be able to talk to me….but i guess you proved that wrong”

-”what did you say?”

-”im going to say this very slowly so you can understand……you’re dumb”

-*inhales*

-….

-*boi*

-if anyone gets that reference i love you

-anyways

-you somehow found a friend in Jihoon

-in science class you two were put together on a table

-and you two instantly connected

-how?

-comic books are a fundamental way to keep a friendship 

-and to start one too

-everything was going great actually!

-out of class you two would high five each other

-the high fives would become more complex as the days rolled over

-the teachers got really tired of it

-”mr lee and miss y/l/n please get  t o  c l a s s   a l r e a d y”

-ah the good thing about being friends with Jihoon is that 

-the little crush you got on him became bigger

-bad news it looks like he had eyes for another girl

-oops

-that was about to change though,,,,,

-because

-OBLIGATORY SCIENCE ESSAY BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN PAIRS

-oh yes

-so because you and jihoon were sitting next to each other

-it was only right to make you two a pair

-the science essay you were given was on cars and catalytic converters and particles and how not to run in the middle of a road on a motorway even though you were so close to doing that anyways and stuff

-something you both hated

-w h y    c o u l d n ‘ t   y o u    t w o   g e t    t h e   e s s a y   o n   s u g a r   

-because every time jihoon looked at you 

-he was sure that you were giving him a hypothetical form of diabetes cause boIIII

-you were so sweet to him and he thought you looked sweet too

-aAAAWWWW

-so out of the blue he asked if you two could work on it at your place

-so of course you said yeah

-you had to get your parents out the house

-luckily they were on a holiday 

-THANK GOD

-so the day came

-but….he was a little late

-like

-5 hours late

-you didn’t mind though

-”just a question why are you so late???”

-”oh yeah i was doing the essay”

-”lee jihoon say w h a t”

-”yeah…i know you wanted to do this together…but we technically did……well the notes yeah but…yeah”

-you noticed that he was saying yeah a lot

-was he….nervous? for something?

-who fuckin knew

-yeah i do 

-lemme say this slowly

-he

-likes

-you

-like proper crush

-like you

-so yeah

-you two went up to your room

-and you were just sitting at your desk

-when mr lee

-pulled up a chair

-sat beside you

-and placed his head on your shoulder

-looking over your work

-but then again

-”hey your hair smells nice”

-”hmm? oh thanks??”

-and all of a sudden he just started to nuzzle into your neck like a cat would and he was smiling

-like

-jihoon=cat???

-conflicted but blushing like mad

-like you know how people in anime..when they’re embarrassed or something sometimes their head comically explode?

-that was you half the time he was there

-in retaliation to his little nuzzle thing

-your other hand reached up and just stroked his face

-ok 

-jihoon=cat confirmed

-and out of the blue he just held it there with his hand

-it was so quiet 

-but peaceful and nice

-after a while he walked over to your bed and sat down

-”why don’t you take a break?”

-”yeah in a minute lemme just finish this sentence…i’m nearly done anyways so i might as well complete it..”

-cue the cutest fucking pout in history

-it was like he needed to tell you something but you know

-you weren’t the studious type but whenever you had the urge to do something 

-you were going to fucking complete it 

-and so you did

-by 11 you were finished and wanted to die!! YAY

-when you finished you flopped onto your bed

-but when you did

-jihoon moved over to where you were

-placing your head on his lap

-you on the outside: Σ(・ω・ノ)ノ!

-you on the inside: Σ(✧ω✧ノ)ノ!

-oh boy were you taken back by this little action

-you didn’t question any of his actions actually

-it was….spontaneous

-so you just let it slide

-”hey wanna hear a really bad pun?”

-”sure”

-”did you hear what the grater said to the mozzarella after going on a date?”

-”what did it say?”

-”I know it’s cheesy but I feel grate.”

-”wow that was bad…i have an even worse one.”

-”alright the stage is yours!”

-”roses are red..”

-ok

-”violet’s aren’t blue”

-wait what

-”they’re fucking violet…as in the colour violet…”

-oh ok back on

-”i don’t know where this is going so here i go i like you…? a lot…?”

-n a n i 

-n a n I

-n a N I 

-n A N I 

-N A N I 

-N A N I 

-ok calm down y/n this must be a cute lil joke

-”…..was there a punchline to that pun…is it there….or am i just not getting the joke overall?”

-”….it wasn’t a joke”

-N A N I 

-”it wasn’t?”

-you sit up to look at him

-and damn

-he being serious

-y/n just say it if he said it

-ok you were just going to straight up say hey i like you can i kiss you now but no 

-you classy 

-you sassy too

-sometimes

-”alright i have one more…”

-”hit me”

-”why did i cross the road?”

-”i dunno why did you cross the road”

-”to get to the person who stole my heart”

-“oh ok”

-”knock knock”

-”who’s there”

-”hi can i have my heart back”

-SMOOTH 

-a smile appeared on his lips 

-he hid his face and fell back

-you just laughed because 1. you just confessed that you liked him too

-and 2. you didn’t know where that came from but that was SMOO T H 

-when will i ever do that to me crush

-anyway

-he really couldn’t get over how smooth you were

-like damn

-smoooooooth

-he then replied with a brazen

-”if you want your heart back then come over here”

-now….he was being the greasy smooth one 

-so you moved up

-“closer”

-you moved closer

-”and again come on”

-smart fuckin mouth

-you did again

-you were quiet closer to him

-and your cheeks just radiated light and colour

-as in you looked like you just put a fuck tonne of blusher and highlighter on your cheeks

-”liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit closer?”

-oh come on you were pretty much face to face and your torsos were nearly in contact how closer do you want y/n to be?!

-you moved just that little bit closer

-and all you could hear was jihoon saying

-”perfect”

-then bam

-wam bam hot diggidy damn 

-he just

-pulled you closer

-and

-then

-kissed

-you

-wow smooth 

-the kiss was pretty long

-and after you realised what he was doing you kissed back

-aww high school sweethearts

-you’re now dating a super high school level smart mouth who actually loves you bless up 


“you know you could of just asked for a kiss?”

“yeah but where’s the fun in that?”

“i don’t–”

“fine can i have another kiss?”

“no first you gotta give me my hEA R T    B A CK”

“N E V E R”

2

hEY i redesigned Darcy ‘cause she Needed One™

NAME: Darcia Vito; mostly just called Darcy

AGE: Young teen

HERO LEVEL: -2

SPECIES: Humanoid Cat-person

BACKSTORY:
Darcy was found as an orphan by a villain working for an underground mafia. She was raised and told how to fight and show her strength, and is sent to the Plaza to do beginner’s missions for her family.

CHARACTER BIO: Darcy just wants to live a quiet life; she often remains calm and emotionless, but when she’s given a mission, she won’t hesitate to strike down any heroes in her path!

ATTACKS: Her destructive punches; “V-Bombs” (purple-pink bombs that blind those she attacks)

WEAKNESSES: She can only really fight anyone around her age/height; anyone taller or older could easily take her down.

FUN FACT: When it comes to taking down anyone-whether it be a hero, another villain, or an ally-she shows no mercy!