rzaplayingchess

“word up. the rza actually ran into wilt in a japanese airport back in 1998 during the bobby digital tour. cat kept braggin’ about how he had played chess against 20,000 different women in his lifetime. son wanted to play me too, but i had to pass, nahmean’?

seriously, son? 20,000? you know stilt caught some sorta chess transmitted some shit, namsayin’?”

“son, i knew i was in trouble when he opened with the caro-kann defence. took bobby steel out in 23 moves, god. word is bond. i was so impressed i foolishly signed him to a deal right then and there.

he turned out to be cappadonna, nahmsayin’? what? how else you think he got put on? "baby my love is still strong on some king kong ding-dong?” the fuck that mean, god? dude can’t rap for shit. but his middlegame is legendary.“

“sometimes the abbot loses sleep over all these diabolical mathematical dragons trying to take him out, nahmean’? and the only way to get adjacent to the square root of his mind’s third eye is to master his rook to queen’s bishop 4 in the warmth and safety of limited edition wu wear satin sheets.”