• Person A: can I have some of your fries? (Proceeds to grab some of B's fries)
  • Person B: (slaps persons A's hand) no, I asked you back at McDonald's whether you wanted something, and you said no.
  • Person A: yeah, but you always make it look good when you eat it...
  • Person B: I'm sorry A, you should have thought of that when we were at the drive thru
  • Person A: (moves closer to B and looks at them seductively)
  • Person B: what are you-
  • Person A: (whispers NSFW in person B's ear)
  • Person B:
  • Person A:
  • Person B: (gives them 1/2 of their fries)
  • Person A: (kisses B on the cheek) thanks babe 💕
  • *ship AB (m|m and/or f|f ship) has a huge amount of moments, a strong bond, a lot of development, has romantic subtext, will literally die/kill for each other. Intense eye stares 24/7, and is constantly played with from the writers*
  • Certain people: Ugh. Why do you guys have to make everything thing gay? Person A and B are not gay. They dont even like each other that way! It's so forced!
  • *Person A and C (male/female ship) just met a few seconds ago and smile out of being nice*
  • Same people: OMFG!!! DID I YOU SEE THAT? THEY ARE SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER! OTP!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?? THEY SO HAVE THE HOTS FOR EACH OTHER!FCUK!! THEY NEED TO KISS AND BE TOGETHER!!!1!11!!!!1!
  • Person A: why is it when I let you do the planning, it always ends with me saying "I told you so"
  • Person B: It's not that bad--
  • Person A: 7 cars are now on fire, there are sirens everywhere and people running for the hills. Oh, and there's C knocked out unconscious over there.