“She’s always like “I’m the sweetest princess evaahh, I look like a pink pile of awesomeness, tell me I’m beautiful, blah, blah, blah!”

“I think you’re just jealous. She’s really nice, but you want all the attention to yourself. I gotta go, see you tomorrow.”

“Oh yeah, you better run or I’m gonna kick your butt for what you said! I’m. Not. Jealous!”