Want to know about my favorite band? Here, let me tell you all about how they started and explain to you everything they did in their career. Ask me about the history chapter I had to learn for today’s class? How the hell am I supposed to remember all of that?
My Mom Talking About My Favourite Band Members/celebrities
Mikey Way: He’s the only cute member of My Chemical Romance
Ryan Ross: he looks homosexual
Tony Perry: His owl tattoo is cool but otherwise he’s scary
Kellin Quinn: She’s cute
Brendon Urie: He’s hot. I’d leave your dad for him
Andy Biersack: He looks like a girl trying to be a boy
Pete Wentz: eh.
Patrick Stump: He looks nice.
Joe Trohman: Sometimes he’s cute.
Andy Hurley: ew.
Jaime Preciado: He’s the only cute member of this band