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My Mom Talking About My Favourite Band Members

Mikey Way: He’s the only cute member of My Chemical Romance

Ryan Ross: he looks homosexual

Tony Perry: His owl tattoo is cool but otherwise he’s scary

Kellin Quinn: She’s cute

Brendon Urie: He’s hot. I’d leave your dad for him

Andy Biersack: He looks like a girl trying to be a boy

Pete Wentz: eh.

Patrick Stump: He looks nice.

Joe Trohman: Sometimes he’s cute.

Andy Hurley: ew.

Jaime Preciado: He’s the only cute member of this band

Things my friends have said about bands

‘Vic Fuentes, he sounds like a fine cheese’

*watching congratulations* ‘Are those potatoes??’

‘Ah that’s the sirens I can tell because of the Kellin boy, he has a nice singing face’

'There was this song I really liked but I forgot who it was by and the album but I remembered the album cover so I spent two days searching up different variations of “two Asian boys holding hands”’

*watching kfad* 'This song scares me so much you think it’s going to be a fun nice, calm song but then nOPE’

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRENDON IS THE ONLY MEMBER?? IM GOING TO CRY THINKING ABOUT HOW LONELY HE MUST BE’

'That song that has blue in the video and there’s an “ooh” in it is really good, I just can’t remember the name’

I know Glee isn’t necessarily about Sam, but I think the way that he treated him was awful and I have a lot of reasons why.

First, Sam dated Quinn who cheated on him with Finn and they broke up. He went to Santana but that lasted like two episodes and all they did was make out and she was super mean to him so I don’t really count that lol.

Then there was Mercedes, and though they never really became official after her and Shane broke up… despite Sam’s trying… they did not date. Then came Brittany (ahh my favorite) and he was so cute and nice to her and then they broke up so Brit could be with her OTP, Santana, which we knew was going to happen so I guess I get it. 

Back to Mercedes which didn’t work out because of the whole sex thing… and I will admit I hated that they made Sam cheat on Mercedes with the dumb photographer but the way that Mercedes handled it was kinda weird to me. She seemed like she had just been waiting for them to break up because she knew it wouldn’t work out.

Now we come to Rachel. The second I saw how her and Sam looked at each other in the Movin’ Out episode, I shipped them pretty hard. Because Sam reminded her of home and he is the closest thing to Finn she’s ever gonna get.

And season 6 happened and my heart was happy because Sam was helping her heal and she was helping him get over Mercedes and he believed in her. He believed in everyone he dated. 

WIth Quinn, he was protective and loving. With Mercedes he posted a video of her on youtube and put her name in lights so she would believe in herself. With Brit he married her because she thought the world was ending and got her another cat so Lord Tubbington wouldn’t be lonely. He showed Rachel she could love again and encouraged her to go back to NYADA because he knew she would regret not doing it. 

Sam has been such a wonderful and caring and supportive boyfriend and then what does he get? NOTHING. I like that he is coaching Glee but I can’t tell you how upset I got when Blaine said “Sam’s got another girlfriend” because it completely threw Sam aside. He’s just the boyfriend who gives and gets nothing in return. He is never good enough. Mercedes wanted Sam to “help heal Rachel’s heart” but I didn’t know that was ALL he’d be doing. So she can go back to Jesse St. James who was never on the show and when he was he was a jerk. I can’t tell you how sad I am for Sam and it makes sense to me why Chord has been acting weird at press. He got pushed aside and I think it’s unfair. And thinking back to when Sam said maybe if he’s lucky he’ll always be on Rachel’s wall in his little gold shorts breaks my heart because he deserves to be all over the wall. He’s everything and I love him, and I never even realized how much I did.

there are some bands that you just like and aren’t totally insane over, and then there are those bands when you hear their name you just completely lose your shit

  • *after watching the APMAs*
  • Mom: Are you done? Can I have the remote now?
  • Me: *passing the remote* here you go fucker