girls dont like boys

girls like looking hot buying stuff they cannot drinking hard maxing dads credit card skipping gym scaring her screwing him killer clothes kicking nerds in the nose if you lack the balls you can go play dolls let your mommy fix you a snack or you could come smoke pound some rum and coke in my porche with the quarterback

[whOa WHOA WHOAAAA]

5

EW’s First Look at Fox’s remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show

Laverne Cox as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, A Scientist

Ryan McCartan as Brad Majors, A Hero

Victoria Justice as Janet Weiss, A Heroine

Staz Nair as Rocky Horror, A Creation

Reeve Carney as Riff-Raff, A Handyman

Christina Milan as Magenta, A Domestic

Adam Lambert as Eddie, An Ex Delivery Boy

Annaleigh Ashford as Columbia, A Groupie

Ben Vereen as Dr. Everett von Scott, A Rival Scientist

Jayne Eastwood as The Butler

and

Tim Curry as The Criminologist, An Expert

Fox’s RHPS airdate not yet announced, but set for late 2016.

4

Going Backstage with the Cast of Heathers the Musical

“I see the crayons on your spot. Do you get into character as a murdering teenage girl by coloring?”

“Yeah. I think it’s appropriate. Yeah. Teenage girls, you know… They color, right? I think?”

“Yeah. Yeah, they do. Totally. Absolutely.”

Cute things boys do

- kiss you and tell you they worship you
- sneak through your window and fucks you
- kills your best friend and enemy
- shoots the boys who bully you
- scares the shit out of you to make you fake your own death to get away from him
- attempts in bombing the school so you can cuddle by the fire
- and lastly blows up themselves leaving you there having to explain and clean up the mess

So cute…