ryan malone

  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: You can't tell me the whole Scranton branch didn't shut when Michael and Holly got married. That they didn't fly out to Colorado to see Michael marry the girl of his dreams. You can't tell me Michael didn't try to get Ryan to be his best man but when Ryan ran away, he asked Dwight instead. That Jim wasn't a groomsman. That Cece wasn't the flower girl. That Andy didn't sing the song Michael and Holly danced to. That Kelly and Andy didn't have another dance off and this time, Andy didn't have to go to the ER. That Phyllis, Pam, and Erin didn't cry when they said I do. That Michael didn't ask Erin for a dance. That the whole office didn't plan a flash mob like at Jim and Pam's wedding. There is no way none of this didn't happen.

advice from the office

  • find humor in everything like michael scott
  • follow your heart like pam beesley
  • learn to balance work and play like jim halpert
  • be determined like dwight schrute 
  • be strong in your faith like angela martin
  • admit your faults like ryan howard
  • love with all you have like andy bernard 
  • find your inner child like kevin malone
  • keep secrets like creed bratton
  • learn when to be silent like toby flenderson
  • be kind like phyllis vance
  • have the confidence of meredith palmer
  • be proud like oscar martinez
  • appreciate your family like stanley hudson
  • be passionate like kelly capoor

My work colleague and I came up with an alignment chart for The Office characters today 🙌🏼🙌🏼
P.S. Not all the characters are on there because my work colleague hasn’t finished the series 😑

the signs as The Office characters
  • Aries: Michael Scott
  • Taurus: Phyllis Lapin
  • Gemini: Pam Beesly
  • Cancer: Jim Halpert
  • Leo: Dwight Schrute
  • Virgo: Ryan Howard
  • Libra: Andy Bernard
  • Scorpio: Kevin Malone
  • Sagittarius: Angela Martin
  • Capricorn: Kelly Kapoor
  • Aquarius: Darryl Philbin
  • Pisces: Stanley Hudson