Summary of: May 25th, 2017(The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds)
lapidermis: @theadambomb90 He plays other games! Tonight, he might also do Mario Kart.
Me: @lapidermis I’m not sure you can call what Ryan does in Mario Kart “playing”.
Ryan is making anniversary plans. : D
Me: What is that rustling noise?
gatertot: @SyberiaWinx Well, ya know what they say…if the grass is a rustlin’…
Me: @gatertot There might be a Pokemon inside? D :
Michael and Lindsay had their baby! : D
When Ryan proposed to his wife, he knew she suspected it and would look for a ring, so he planned to have her into finding a really hideous ring.
Ryan swears he is gonna get Ganon tonight. There is absolutely no way he is not gonna get Ganon tonight.
“I’m stealth incarnate.” -Ryan Haywood, 2017, lying shamelessly.
“And if that mockingbird won’t sing, Mama’s gonna put it in a sling.” -Ryan Haywood, 2017
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take…well, anyone but Ryan, really.
“No, we’re gonna kill Ganon right now…right after I cook some food.” -Ryan Haywood, 2017
Ryan’s stalling so much, the stream keeps buffering.
He’s still cooking…
Me: Wow, killing Ganon sure has changed since I was a kid.
thafallofreach: @SyberiaWinx This.
“So, does it help if I hold two bananas?” -Ryan Haywood, 2017
When did The Legend of Zelda become Cooking Mama?!
Ryan: Take it easy. We’re gonna go to Ganon! This is part of it! You gotta prep.
Me: What, are you gonna beat him on Top Chef?
"Back. Did we kill Ganon yet?” -sorcererinslytherin, 2017
"I just ran out of cereal! What do I do? ;-;” -MathiasOfTheWinds, 2017
“Ryan! Be careful! Bad guys!” -ks_puppyshy, 2017
Chat is unanimous in that Ryan is definitely still stalling.
Thank goodness Ryan has Septiceye Sam to help him out.
"So, he’s gonna get in the door and realize it’s the wrong castle, right?” -
“No, Ryan! C. Gannon is the good guy in this Zelda! Don’t do it! It’s a trick! Zelda is after the Triforce for her own gain!“ -untouchedgamer, 2017
That really needs to be the case one of these days. It would make an awesome twist.
Ryan beat Ganon, like, ONCE and was, like, “Yeah, it’s totally over.”. That’s how you can tell he’s new to this series.XD
“SWITCH BOWS!” -The Chat, 2017, telling Ryan he needs to equip the bow he just got.
”[GLASS HIM]“ -FerlynnGoldbeard, 2017
Today’s Mission……………………………………………….Succeeded(But seriously, what was with that final boss fight? Ganon was a total pushover!)