ryan and collin

  • AHWU at first: lol so this is just a dumb thing where we tell you stuff about achievement hunter. maybe people will do shit in the background or smth
  • AHWU after awhile: so like, videogame updates of all sorts. mostly we just read stuff about the community and stuff, sometimes we show fanart or videos. everyone fucks around in the background,trying to distract whoever's reading. team lads action news was a thing for awhile but they toned it down a bit, and usually no one got hurt, just superficial stuff like throwing tissues everywhere
  • AHWU now: lol fuck it, this whole video is people just fucking around in the AH office. gavin wraps old cords around people in various ways. geoff and jack were choked live on camera. jeremy failed a backflip and nearly broke his neck. they gave ryan a lighter. there isnt a week that goes by where something doesnt get broken or someone doesnt get hit in the face with something. trevor is there, trying but mostly failing to avoid the chaos while lindsay does... something? what is she doing.
  • AHWU in the future: it's monday. it's not always released on monday, but it is this week. you sweat as you click the notification. "AHWU #478." you click play and wait to see who will be chosen this week. the video starts. its jack. he smiles as he tells you which AHWU it is. there is pain in his eyes. the video cuts to gavin pouring gasoline on him. a match is thrown somewhere off-camera. you watch in sick horror as he is engulfed in flames. over his shrieking, you hear michael yelling; "THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR IS BLUE APRON!" the whole office has caught fire. ryan stands on jack's desk, laughing in the chaos. in the corner, you spy a tattooed body covered in silly string. it's geoff. a nod to last week. trevor walks in, side-steps jack's flaming corpse, and calmly announces this week's community video. you tremble as the video ends. the comments shout and screech for blood. at least they know their audience
Hangin with Lil J Reactions

Lindsay: (a shake of the head and a laugh ‘Geoff’s not going to notice shit’)

Andy: (unbelieving laughter ‘Wow!’)

Ryan: (looks for his fridge, thinks nothing of it being ‘missing’, doesnt notice for five minutes, asks ‘What happened over there’ -ends up pointing it out to Michael, ‘So how long did that take?’)

Michael: (doesnt notice until Ryan points it out. ‘Well that’s funny.’)

*lots of questions on how much tape was used, how long it took, etc*

Mica: (comes in, walks past Jeremy, doesnt notice, talks to the others, reveals that she is not feeling well, gets offered water, gets suspicious, Michael pulls the chair away to ask Jeremy where the water is, ‘What the fuck!?’ incredulous face and lots of questions why.)

Geoff: (comes in and sits down, doesnt notice. Everyone starts talking to Jeremy, Jeremy plays music, they throw balls at Jeremy, disguse starts being taken off, Geoff notices and rolls his chair to get better look, stares for a moment, ‘Alright’ goes back to work.)

“taylor swift/selena gomez didnt go to the march because they would be attacked by fans” heres a short list of celebrities that had absolutely no problem at the march:

lauren jauregui
kristen stewart
ariana grande
miley cyrus
ryan gosling
misha collins
emma watson
katy perry
zendaya
troye sivan
alicia keys
rihanna
zoe kravitz
halsey
willow smith
+ many many more

Achievement Hunter as kids from my Philosophy class

Geoff: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP, I can’t focus on being depressed with all of you shouting at the same time

Jack: okay everybody, we’re building a fucking fort out of our chairs. Adam, get the scotch tape!

Jeremy: OKAY Y’ALL LISTEN TO MY RAP ABOUT EDGAR ALLAN POE…oh fuck wait I forgot the beat :(

Michael: Someone dare me to eat this whole Bundt cake!! I’ll FUCKING DO IT!!!

Gavin: do you think Ghandi studies about us in heaven?

Lindsay: “Miss Collinway, you better be doing your essay and not looking up some damn video of a Siamese cat” but mISTER ANDrews, did you know that technically they’re called THAI CAT!??!

Ryan: look here’s a picture of that caterpillar I found underneath my bed. i placed it in a box in my room. I named it Bob. I love Bob. ANDY SHUT UP, Bob is better tHAN YOU!

Trevor: shhhh shut the fuck up, I’m trying to throw peeps into Donny’s backpack without him noticing. wHY you ask? BECAUSE I CAN!

Matt: so I built a mini replica of the Addams Family’s house with a bunch of leftover superglue. does it look okay? should i add more windows???

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2016 Critics Choice Awards Red Carpet