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anonymous asked:

Running Gavin anon again! Hello! I'm interested in the FAHC mischief you've thought of while I was away.

heyo anon, welcome back and heres your dose of FAHC

+ presents are a big thing with the crew but not in the typical way, with the lifestyle theyve got they get pretty much whatever the fuck they want so instead of trying to one up each other when birthdays or christmas comes around they just try to get the best and most unique present they possibly can for example last christmas jack got a gold cargo-bob with a hook inlaid with diamonds and Pattillo in cursive along one side, gavin got 1,784 pictures of dead bikers the others had hit while driving, ray gets a hot pink tank, ryan gets the deed to a cow farm outside of town (complete with fully stocked underground torture chamber and a cleanup room), michael gets a new phone with an app that links to sticky bombs and shows a video of a slowmotion explosion when you press it, and geoff gets three new bow ties one made from nothing but hundred dollar bills one with secret pockets and one that has a hidden button that makes it shoot a stream of glitter

+ michael learned around age 22 that he cant grow facial hair so on a whim he decided to go completely hairless from the neck down, he literally shaved  everything but his goddamn head, afterwards he totally decided smooth under arms and legs are fucking great and has been doing it ever since, the boys love it because hes always so soft and smooth plus michael is now the only person who can cuddle with someone when they have open wounds or burns because hes so smooth he cant get anything into the wound/burn

+ gavin is actually a great mechanic so he often does repairs on everyones shit because they seem to fuck it up regularly without even realizing, they dont even know he does it but tbh they would be dead a million times over if gavin hadnt taken the hidden sticky bomb off the tire, replaced the carburetor, or fixed the bent axle

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Geoff’s Laugh Makes Everything Better

In which Geoff is seated in the studio audience for Full House.

I love the quality time I get with Ryan during her feeding time. It’s so special to me. I wish someone could give me milk to instantly fall asleep at any given hour during the day 😂👶🏽

The Signs and What They are Thinking About

Aries: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Taurus: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Gemini: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Cancer: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Leo: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Virgo: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Libra: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Scorpio: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Sagittarius: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Capricorn: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Aquarius: Shirtless Ryan Haywood
Pisces: Shirtless Ryan Haywood

OK BUT KENNY ORTEGA DID BOTH HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AND DESCENDENTS AND IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL ORTEGA WAS ALL FOR RYAN AND RYANS ACTOR BEING OPENLY GAY AND WAS SHOT DOWN BY DISNEY. SO ORTEGA SNUCK IN A TON OF STUFF LIKE RYAN AND CHAD SWAPPING CLOTHES AFTER “I DONT DANCE” AND TOLD LUCAS GABREEL TO HAVE FUN WITH IT FOR THE BLOOPERS AND IN A BLOOPER RYAN JUMPS INTO A GUYS LAP AND MAYBE JAY AND CARLOS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE RYAN AND THATS WHY THERES ALL THE CONTEXT OH MY GOD KENNY ORTEGA YOU SLY DOG.