Mal: What was the last one? Oh yes. A ladder, to help moths escape from the bath. How is that useful?!
Wash: How is that not useful?
Mal: Moths don’t get stuck in baths!
Wash: Yes. They. Do!
Mal: Even if that were true, it’s just not in their nature to learn how to use a ladder! They have wings! When a moth thinks about traveling vertically upwards, a ladder is just the last thing they would think of! Wash, I don’t like to be negative about it, but everything you invent is worthless!
I have a large bruise on my arm because my cat got pissed I was removing her from behind the TV (where she’s not supposed to be and was GETTING INTO THINGS) and deliberately dragged the WiFi box off the counter while I was removing her, causing it to LAND ON MY ARM LIKE THE BRICK IT IS.
She then hopped on the counter (again WHERE SHE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE) and knocked down a brand new 2 liter of soda IN PROTEST, so now the fizz is gone. (At least it didn’t burst onto the floor. It’s happened, because CATS.)
THEN this FELINE has the GALL to hop behind me on the couch and do BIG EYES and make herself SMALL (an impressive feat as she’s MASSIVE) and BEING A PUSHOVER I quickly eventually gave in and started PETTING this freakin ASSHOLE who had caused me such hell.
LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH:
Her name is River Tam Song and she aims to misbehave.