Dear Chairman,
It has come to our attention that you have declared war on the planet Chorus. We regret to inform you that this is a really shitty idea. Not only have you managed to annoy the people that you failed to kill time and time again, you’ve also found a way to piss off an entire planet! Now, they may not have the best equipment, and they might not be the best fighters, but as you’re aware they’ve been fighting for a very long time. And now that they’re not fighting each other, they’re more than happy to dedicate all of their time to fighting you. So, Dear Chairman, to you, and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say, “Bring it on, motherfuckers! We’re not going anywhere!
From your friends,
The incredibly badass, and sexually attractive Red and Blue soldiers of Project Freelancer.

P.S. - Suck our balls.