russians know how

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“Promise me, Steve. Promise me you’ll give her a life we couldn’t have.”

GIFTED AU where Mary is Steve’s and Bucky’s daughter. And when S.H.I.E.L.D learns about the gifted child of the supersoldiers, they try all things possible to take her away from Steve, who’d given up on all to give Mary a normal life that he had promised Bucky he’d give her before Bucky had gone under.

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Next Grand Prix Final // part 1 // part 2 // part 3 //
~ And Otabek kisses him again and again. 

*Viktor screams in the background*

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Yuri Plisetsky WeekDay Four: Animals/Pets
↳ Yuri & his adorable ball of fluff #kittensquad [x]

I.. I don’t even know if i should could translate this :D

He just kinda swears in Russian (meaning something like “Well that’s just great”, “What am i going to do with you now?”)

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Cultural Exchange. (Yuuri can’t cook, but luckily he also can’t speak Russian.)

Yuuri in Russia
  • Phichit: So Yuuri Katsuki, human disaster, how does it feel to be the calm rational one?
  • Yuuri: Like there is an upset in the natural order of the universe. Georgi asked me for emotional advice. ME for EMOTIONAL ADVICE. I could list 15 reasons of the top of my head why that's a bad idea
Yuri on Ice AU Where Everything is the same but

Yuuri was convinced Victor’s name was Binktop for a significant amount of time
(NOTE Victor= Виктор)

Breaking the Internet 101
  • Yuuri: Skate to your idol/long time crush's Stammi Viccino Program
  • Phichit: Post a candid Viktuuri photo
  • Chris: Cum on ice
  • Makkachin: Choke on manju
  • Viktor: Tackle and kiss Yuuri on ice
  • Yurio: Skate and go wild to metal music.
  • Otabek: Catch Yurio's sunglasses
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In today’s news at CPAC, people are so ignorant as to not know what a Russian flag looks like, and they are so brainwashed that “if it says Trump, I’ll wave it”.

latin language is A Thing

did you know that the imperative of a Latin verb “to talk” is “dic”? no? Well let me tell you
and yeah, that c is pronounced like a k

same goes for the imperative of “to do” is “fac” with a nice k pronounced at the end

don’t thank me

I decided to try a Russian lesson on italki because I… wanted to? And now I’m lowkey freaking out omg what have I done I want to learn this language but it looks so hard I can’t even learn the alphabet and I’ve tried like 5 times and my pronunciation skills are negative infinity lol @ me ahhhh balls ok uh just breathe I have 5 minutes until it starts k bye 😰😱😭

Polish Gothic
  • You live in a block of flats. All your friends live in blocks of flats. You might as well have been living in the very same block of flats and never noticed it. 
  • Your local grocery store is called Leviathan. The cashier bares her golden teeth at you. It takes you a while to realize it’s a smile. Or is it?
  • Old men are drinking on a bench in the park. They’ve been there for a while. They’ve been there your whole life. They stare at you with hungry eyes as you hurry past them.
  • They’re building a new fancy skyscraper in the city centre… Or so they say. You only see a black pit in the ground, but you’re too afraid to ask somebody if they see the same thing.
  • You somehow know Russian. You don’t know how or when you’ve learned it. It might not even be Russian. How are you supposed to find out?
  • Where were your grandparents during the war? How did they survive? You have no idea. You suspect you come from a family of ghosts. “Don’t we all?” says the Mickiewicz statue as you walk by.
  • You’ve only ever been on schooltrips to churches and graveyards, and you kind of like it. You never understood what’s the big fuss about the living. 
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What rivalry?