New work for Popular Mechanics May issue “..Field Testing” aka having a damn good time smashing around some logging roads in some spanking new @uralmotorcycles They handled the Vibey/Rainy/Snowy ️ roads just fine. Big thanks to the best Photo Editors Ally & Ida for such a fun assignment and to Matt at URAL for trusting us with the bikes.
It was really good. Armie Hammer with a Russian accent riding a motorcycle = “Jesus fucking Christ, is it hot in here or is that just you?“ Anyway, now all I can think about is a Marvel/Man From U.N.C.L.E. AU where Steve (or Clint) is Solo and Bucky (or Pietro) is Illya and Darcy is Gaby and I just… have a mighty need
-the surest way to find your soulmate is to drunkenly pole dance for him in the middle of a fancy banquet -or save him from his fangirls on your motorcycle -russians are still my favorite trope -and they like to make naked first impressions -pork cutlet bowls can be erotic -you may think you have an appropriate sense of people’s ages -but you don’t -chris has your virginity -tiger print -bread will make you fat -it’s hard to drink out of juice boxes when you’re angry -champagne is a sneaky bitch -yurio is a pure sweet angel child, full of dignity and self-sacrifice while handling puberty like a pro -you can instantly recover from smacking your face straight into a wall at 5mph -casually getting married is a new and popular trend -sequins will never be done with you -tiger print everywhere