honorable mentions: quotes that didnt make it into my recent "the signs as" post
but wAS THE DOCTOR NOrMAN BATES?????
good evening, you dirty homestuck
what are you, a chump
welcome to your tape
i nominate cordy for bucket duty
you got me. i am a cute polyamorous fuck thats allergic to spice
“Yahtzee” said Dave.
“Oppan Gangnam Style,” her brain said approvingly.
“Bruh,” said Terezi.
“i ship it” bb said blankly.
the score is now Cordy 826, Jacob Asshole.
welcome to scenic Screwup City, population Allison Keith
“fuck up”, see under “shut the”
at least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
i once had a dream that the kid who played rico in hannah montana went to our school
im allison, from gym class
im karina, from hell
imagine if all babies sounded like Cr1tikal
i think i convinced my moms friend to name her son eridan
bee communism, and robot communism for that matter,
sleepless in seattle 2: electric boogaloo
yknow i dont think nebraska exists
ava and emma are pyromaniacs, more at 11
dont you >:3c at me young man
how did you know chess the musical was a musical about chess
i hate shakespeare but ive alrready sold my soul to the bard
*someone sends me a video of a furry convention*
this is cyberbullying
okay ive wanted to do this for a while but
guys i gotta come out to you
and a lesbian but more importantly a communist
bernie will pierce me
DIE COMMIE FUCKER
kisses smorch is a valid fantroll name
i sweater god
sounds like something a daddy dom would say
amelia have you ever heard of a wild concept called church and the redemption of sin
my entire body is in tangible pain!!!
welcome to hellmurder island ill be your concierge
maybe the REAL horcruxes were the friends we made along the way
*soccer mom voice* sorry marlene, you arent daddy material
pumpkin party in sea hitler’s water apocalypse: the real straight agenda
I HAVE WEAK THUMBS, LIZZIE
my name. is will SHAW.
*accidentally flushed my pad down the toilet* well this has gone completely fucking pear shaped, looks like theres no other way outta it. youre going to have to decapitate m
no but listen have you ever actually played russian roulette
dave strider, hatsune miku, and vlad the impaler walk into a bar,
brandon you chicken fried fuck
chapter one; old man megido and the freezer of doom
STEALING MY PHONE WONT CHANGE YOUR INCESTUOUS FEELINGS ANDREW
*blasting metal crusher* fuck me mettaton
hey cordy what happens if i snort pop rocks
fuck you and fuck your dog biscuits!!
young man, are you suggesting we blackmail batman
i identify as an anime character, i promise i am pikachu in my heart
im a fucking winner! a winner!!!!
oh shit its sans undertale
OH SHIT ITS JOHN HOMESTUCK
O H S H I T I T S D I P P E R
G R A V I T Y F A L L S
No Archive Warnings Apply: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido
fucking mc escher
YOUVE MURDERED US BOTH, YOU SON OF A BITCH, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU
*loudly humming megalovania*
sbear ov juddice
shes fuckinh whispering the lyrics to funkytown in my ear
*ievan polkka blasting*
taste THIS rainbow!
*dani california blasting*
listen. have you ever seen 2001: a space odyssey?
okay watch it and tell me being in love with hal 9000 is wrong
i warned you about the stairs bro, i told you dog
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
*screaming* MARQUISE SPINNERET MINDFANG
eat me, lizzie millican!
mushroom dance, mushroom dance, whatever could it mean?
“it means youve lived a life of sin”
*loud and squeakily* aND EVERY TIME WE ToUC H—
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE VIDEO OF ME SWALLOWING RUBBER
ha! youre broke!
why is beetlejuice mossy
WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT
i am the left brain, i am the left brain
work very hard till my inevitable death brain
you got a job to do, you better do it right
and the right way is with the left brains might
I L I K E O R E O S A N D P U S S Y
welcome to antisocials anonymous
*angrily* tHIS is why youre nEVER GONNA BE STAGE MANAGER
*someone sneezes* shut the fuck up
your blood is like a venetian delicacy also send nudes
DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT
THOSE ARE MY MINECRAFT PANTIES YOU SON OF A BITCH
we should all go to comic con as homeless people with aids
ITS BETTER THAN UNDERTALE
im so sorry mr strizzle
“lance lance revolution”
please watch less voltron
im pretty sure thats called cystic fibrosis
Annick DuChateau has changed her name to 4 Entire DQ Blizzards in a Trench Coat
on the count of three everyone kinkshame karina
thats gay charlotte!!!! thats gay!!!!
“and his memes arent funny”
babbay pullmd close rin the backerseart of yowizr rofetr
WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES IM GONNA TAKE BLEACH SHOTS
i cant believe brandons a directioner
“i cant believe jacks emo”
cry me a table, linda
*groping an undertale body pillow* kama sutra, siena
*singing off key* oNE RinG to RULE THem aLL
soak me in your finest milks daddy
who is our messiah? … mrs d'angelo (our science teacher)
*brandishing a plastic horseshoe* take it back, fuckboy
i hate the library. everyone hates the library. you know what? heres your three dollars. ill see you in hell
every time you speak, i hear the sound it makes when pac-man dies
rey picks up kylo and dunks him in the trash. fucking obliterated
are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me
if you cant put an end to moffat’s shit writing you cant put an end of my life
cake. stick it in your hoo-hah
POLICE PUT THE CUMMIES ON THE GROUND
oh you love homestuck? name five of his albums
your room has posters with the dead eyes of Cameron Diaz boring through the souls of all who enter—
sollux feels trapped in a hell of “Wheels on the Bus”
holy shit is that kurt cobain
“yahtzee” said dave
then im gonna pull out my dads bigass bowling ball like “this is 1/800 the mass of vy canis majoris”
only dumbfucks play magic the gathering
in his free time, reginald enjoys BODY SLAMMING CIVILIANS WITH HIS WHEELCHAIR
blondie screeches to a halt, another comrade fallen
THE HOT WINGS AVA THE HOT WINGS
lizzie dont name your kid onomatopoeia
annick youre a running joke in my household
i can cut fabric lady but if you wanna see a super special skill i can cut human flesh
you kids with your understuck and hometale
im extra homosexual, but im in love with him. god bless that man. his laugh is my text tone
I finished watching the War & Peace miniseries and have feelings about Russians. I blame Dave Malloy and Great Comet for this, but a few stray observations:
Andrew Davies REALLY needs to work on his pacing like. Pierre didn’t propose to Natasha till like the legit last five minutes of the whole thing? It was a good scene! But I felt it deserved more time.But ugh Pierre’s all “could you love me?” and Natasha is all “I could. I do.” BYE friends to lovers is a trope I enjoy
Can I just…hug Pierre? Forever? To eternity? Same for Natasha
Loved Princess Marya’s character development once her crap abusive father was gone
I?? Love?? Dolokov??? He rescued Pierre from being a prisoner of war and hugged him and he’s so weird and wrong but I love him. The way Pierre clung to him I was crying. Never mind that we got into that duel one time because you slept with my wife we are FRIENDS FOREVER. Ack m heart
Poor Helene though like shit, what an awful death
On that note in my head Dolokov and Vasilly are boyfriends and no one can convince me otherwise. Sniping boyfriends
Have I mentioned how much I love Pierre? Cause I just. Do. Paul Dano, bless.
I enjoyed the miniseries but I found there were a lot of good SCENES but found the pacing and some of the things he focused on frustrating, at some junctures. There would be a really affecting scene and then it would jump sort of oddly? I get it’s a long book but there are emotional points to hone in on. So I hope he improves that bit for making Les Mis cause ALSO LONG.
Short, ginger haired, human Karkat Vantas, from Scotland with a heavy accent shouting at a native Russian Dave about something stupid, and them both ending up laughing over the fact that neither can understand the other when they yell because of their heavy accents.
we had book day a few months ago at my school and we had to come into school as a favourite book character. i came as dave strider because i didnt really care and i mean, homestuck is a comic so it was allowed.
i wore a white shirt with red sleeves and about ten people came up to me asking me if i was troy bolton