Not to like, summon @kixboxer or whatever but wouldn’t be ten times funnier if instead of Victor straight up wearing Yuri’s Team Japan jacket and bursting out of the seams, YURIO managed to get his hands on it instead? And went around in front of Victor while Victor was popeyed with rage and jealousy.
“He was cold, Mari would kill me if he got sick,” says Yuri.
In the background, Yurio flips his hair and takes a selfie. THE ONLY WAY THIS JACKET WOULD MAKE IT TO THE GAMES, he taps out. Its so warm. It smells so nice. Yurio is going to let his cat sleep on it.
Greatest thing I found out about national animals is that Canada’s is a beaver. Also America shouldn’t poke too much fun if Ben Franklin had his way we would have the turkey as our national animal. (He wanted it because in the wild they’er very clever birds.)
Runner up for underwhelming national animal is France they have Rooster.
Best national animal though is hands down Scotland they have a unicorn yeah that’s right a mother fronting fictional animal lol.