Things b99 OWES me with regards to Domestic Jake & Amy:
Them getting ready in the morning- brushing their teeth, getting dressed, choosing what to wear and what shoes to wear
How they sleep?? How needy are they when cuddling? Is Jake the little spoon? Does Amy like being the little spoon too? If so- how do they decide who’s little spoon? Do they flip a coin? Rock Paper Scissors? Or they just switch every night? Do their cuddling positions change from when they first go to sleep to when they wake up in the morning?
How Jake brushes his teeth in two seconds
Who cooks breakfast? Do they do it together or is it a let’s go outside and buy pizza bagels type of situation? Have they tried cooking together? Did it turn out well or was it a disaster?
How the hell does anyone brush their teeth in TWO. SECONDS.
We’ve seen Amy’s apartment, but what does it look like now that Jake’s moved in? How does that prim and proper set of “Murder, She Wrote” look with touches and streaks of Jake flowing through the place? Is it messier now? Does Amy make Jake clean up after himself or does she love him so much she’s okay with a little bit of mess? Or does Jake love Amy so much he tries to clean up after himself because he knows she likes things clean?
Is it even humanely possible to brush one’s teeth in two seconds?
Them watching TV together- exactly how scary is Amy when they watch Jeopardy? How often do they watch Die Hard? And Die Hard 2? And Die Hard 3? Do they watch Harry Potter a lot now? What other shows and movies do they watch together? Do they snuggle? Is Jeopardy too intense for them to snuggle during? Is there popcorn?
Did Amy time how long Jake actually takes to brush his teeth or was two seconds a rough estimate??
Now that they live together, do they purposely get shifts that start and end at similar timings? Do they wait for each other to finish before going home together? Does Holt secretly let them take shifts that are at the same timings bc he’s a romantic? Who drives? Do they take turns? Do they let Charles tag along since he lives so close by?
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY, WOULDN’T IT BE MORE TROUBLESOME TO BRUSH ONE’S TEETH IN TWO SECONDS AS OPPOSED TO THIRTY? I GET THAT AMY WAS EXAGGERATING BUT THE AMOUNT OF CONCENTRATION AND SPEED NEEDED TO BRUSH TEETH IN TWO SECONDS IS JUST CRAZY
where do they put Jake’s sneakers?? And does he still have his six basketballs?
i don’t think I’ll ever get over how jake just refused to blame amy and was on her side during the teddy debacle?? sure in his panic he was like WHY DID YOU CALL TEDDY BORING but then he didn’t BLAME amy for dating teddy in the closet, even though CHARLES blamed amy and even HOLT blamed amy- but there was jake being all close with amy as she snuggled up for support, his face all like “whaaaaaaaaat???? are you talking about” in response to all the accusations directed toward amy that boy is unapologetically in love with her and will support her wholeheartedly till the day he dies okay bye just leaving to cry now