rupert-everett

OKAY

BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ST. TRINIANS?????

IT’S A MOVIE ABOUT A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR GIRLS WHO WEREN’T “NORMAL” ENOUGH TO GET INTO “NORMAL” SCHOOLS

SO THEY HAVE THIS GIRL AS THE MAIN CHARACTER

WHO WAS ALSO IN

HER CHARACTER IS ENROLLED IN ST TRINIANS BECAUSE HER FATHER, PLAYED BY THIS GUY

WHO ALSO GAVE VOICE TO THIS GUY

SO HER FATHER IS A CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER, SO HE LEAVES HER IN THIS SCHOOL WHERE HIS SISTER IS THE HEADMISTRESS

YUP SHE IS PLAYED BY THE SAME GUY

SO THE SCHOOL OWES BANK A LOT OF MONEY

AND THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

OR SCHOOL WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO GO TO NORMAL SCHOOLS

AND THIS GUY - THE MINISTER OF EDUCATION

(OH YEAH THAT’S COLIN FIRTH)

WANTS TO SHUT THIS AND EVERY OTHER SCHOOL LIKE THIS DOWN

SO BASICALLY IT IS A FREAKING AWESOME MOVIE BECAUSE OF THEIR CAST

GEMMA ARTENTON

RUSSELL BRAND

MISCHA BARTON

STEPHEN FRY

FABULOUS QUOTES

AND MANY MORE

AND

IT HAS A SEQUEL

ABOUT FREAKING SHAKESPEARE

AND GUESS WHO PLAYS THE BAD GUY

HERE, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT NOW

*drops the mic*

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Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, death that spawns as life succumbs, while death and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen.