rupauls drag race girls

me: *literally says nothing about drag race*

cishet girl who has only seen season 7: oh honey, oh honey, me? like drag race? hunty I’m literally a drag expert mama your edges can’t take this knowledge miss thing okurr oh yall wanted a twist? fuck me in the pussy with a rake mom

DRAG RACE: The Judges
  • RuPaul: And now, it's time for the judge's critiques!
  • Michelle Visage: You know that one thing that makes you superbly unique as a performer? Stop doing it, RIGHT NOW.
  • Ross Matthews: Have we mentioned how FAT and GAY I am yet?
  • RuPaul: *cackles*
  • Ross Matthews: Also I disagree with Michelle on principle.
  • Michelle: *stank face*
  • Carson Kressley: Well, here's my two cents that could help- Oh wait, you talked back? Oh, nevermind.
  • Todrick Hall: I'm also on this show-
  • RuPaul: Michelle's old and stupid!
  • Michelle: *HARD CACKLE*
  • RuPaul: Silence! Bring back my girls.

Laganja : Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Gia : No, it’s called highjacking.

Adore : Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking.

Bianca : No, it’s called disappointing your mother.