runway of love

this isn't very funny I just wanted to do it
  • [The Janitor and the twins are having a meeting with The Lady]
  • [The Runaway wobbles in, looking scared]
  • The Janitor: Seven? What are you doing in here; this meeting is for adults.
  • The Runaway [sniffling]: I-Is Six dying?
  • The Janitor: Now, why would she be dying?
  • The Runaway: I-I went to go wake her up...a-and there was blood all over her bed!
  • [everyone in the room becomes awkwardly quiet]
  • The Runaway: I-is she dying?!
  • The Lady [standing up and slamming her hands on the table]: IT'S CALLED A PERIOD SEVEN IT'S WHERE A GIRL BLEEDS FROM HER VAGINA AND IT'S ABSOLUTE HELL FOR FOUR TO SEVEN DAYS AT A TIME EACH MONTH
  • Six [in the background]: *wheezes*