runts candy

anonymous asked:

hey dad i have a final tomorrow and i have been stress eating and so far i have eaten, one whole chocolate bunny, a packet of runts(its a candy) and roughly 25 pizza rolls. long story short i have a horrible tummy ache and i wanna die.

ok, don’t eat anything else right now, and maybe have some tea that will settle your stomach like peppermint or camomile. Apart from that, get a hot water bottle or something or have a hot bath/shower, warm water will help w the pains as well? Anyway, rest up, it’ll be fine

Survey 211

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I carry an over-sized handbag.
^I have the most random, but useful, things in there.
I have graduated from college.
My phone is a touch-screen, and it drives me absolutely crazy.
^I prefer to have a full keyboard on my phone.
I take some sort of medication daily.
I’m getting really tired of Lady Gaga.
I have been in a car accident on the highway.
^I’ve totaled my car.
I like to read what the person before me wrote when I’m taking surveys.
I absolutely hate being cold.
I adore deadmau5 and could listen to it all day.
I prefer to be barefoot whenever possible.
I love dancing when I’ve had a few drinks – it feels so free and crazy.
I will die of excitement if the Bruins win the Stanley Cup.
I will forever be a Mac (as opposed to a PC).
I still own the original Nintendo.
^Along with the gun from “Duck Hunt”.
One of the best shows of the 90’s was “Doug”.
Needles don’t bother me one bit.
My boyfriend gives the best hugs in the universe.
My job involves working with children.
^Speaking of children, I absolutely love them.
^I’d like to have at least 2 of my own one day.
I love the lace-trim hiphuggers from Victoria’s Secret – they’re comfy and sexy at the same time.
I live in a state that has already decriminalized marijuana use.
^We’ve also legalized gay marriage.
I think it’s gross and uncomfortable when people wear sneakers without socks.
I’m in a need of a larger iPod.
I have more than one loan out in my name right now.
^But I also have great credit.
I am an aunt.
I love the sensation of an airplane taking off.
I could really go for soup, salad and breadsticks at the Olive Garden right now.
There is very rarely a day that goes by in which I do not sit in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
I’ve always wanted a dog, but my mom never let us have one.
I sing at the top of my lungs in the car, especially when it’s nighttime on the highway.
I have very few of the same friends that I did in high school.
^I actually have very few close friends at all; but I prefer it this way.
I will be getting a tattoo fairly soon.
I’m definitely an emotional person.
I love looking at the Facebook pictures that get posted after a great night out.
I’ve actually been in a screaming fight with someone from Bank of America.
^Needless to say, I switched banks.
Despite what some people say, I think Uggs are adorable.
^But only when worn appropriately (like, not with a freaking skirt).
I love Runts candy, especially the yellow banana-shaped ones.
I don’t like to fall asleep in complete silence.
When I’m getting rid of clothes I no longer want, I donate them to Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
I’m always getting headaches.
^Migraines run in my family.
I don’t see anything so special about Megan Fox, to be honest.
I have a bit of an obsession with Leighton Meester.
I’m constantly tripping over or knocking into stuff.
I’m gonna go grab something to eat now.
I’d rather take shots then drink mixed alcohol drinks.
I have a thing for older guys.
I’ve never been on a motorcycle.
^ I want one, though.
I’m still friends with my ex(s). [one of them]
I love musicals, no matter how corny they can get.
^ Rent is my favourite.
I have weird taste in everything.
It’s very rare for someone to not like me.
I’m allergic to all animals.
^ Yet I spend more time with them than people.
Lately I’ve had a short fuse.
I’m paranoid.
I have very unsteady hands.
I still don’t know what I want to do when I’m out of highschool.
I want to take pole dancing lessons.
I’m an Italian. [half]
I’m also British.
I’m claustrophobic.
I adore plaid!
I drink at least five glasses of water a day.
I don’t sleep more than 4 hours a night. [usually]
^ I’m always tired because of this.
I’ve always wanted dreadlocks.
My wisdom teeth are slowly coming in, and it hurts.
I zone out often.
^ I usually do it while staring at someone.
^^ It usually makes for awkward situations.
I have trouble saying no to people.
I’m finished this now.

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Two things I need: Attention and hot girls.

I guess attention from hot girls would be be very fulfilling…

theopholus42  asked:

Have you ever considered eating a banana for charity, like Desert Bus? Like if donations a certain day hit a threshold you'll film yourself eating one, and a second threshold you'll pretend to enjoy it? Maybe throw some banana runt candies in there for good measure. Oh, and it'd basically be getting hit by a bus!

Desert Bus is an awesome charity but under no circumstance will I eat a banana. I broke out in a cold sweat just writing “banana” and “eat” in the same sentence.