* Proud of yourself, are we?
* Proud of what you have done to our home?
* My home?
* Father always told me about the devastating war between humans and monsters.
* We were forced down here after the humans defeated us. This is our sanctuary.
* It’s no longer that, is it?
* You’ve murdered everything you can get your little hands on, and everyone else evacuated.
* Father told me to evacuate. He told me to run away with Glamor after you…
* (choked sob)
* You.. Murdered my uncles.
* Murdered my MOTHER.
* She spoke so highly of you, calling you silly pet names she called me when I was a child.
* We could have been siblings, you know? We could have been a family.
* But you just had to ruin that, didn’t you?
* My father is up ahead, waiting for you..
* If you think I’m going to let you go and slaughter him, you’ve got another thing coming.
* I’m going to kill you right now. For what you have done to my family and my home.
* There are BAAAA-d things ahead for YOU.
<b>Friend:</b> So I stayed up binging Teen Wolf this weekend, haha.<p/><b>Other Friend:</b> I read a whole book series called Vampire Academy.<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> I- uh- I rewatched every episode of Miraculous Ladybug and blogged about it...<p/><b>Friends:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Friends:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> LUCKY CHARM! *throws yoyo in the air* Oh- look- an invisible book that says I must go now. Bye. *runs away crying and singing/sobbing the Miraculous Ladybug theme song in French*<p/></p>
me, finishing Dragon Age Origins:
we saved the world but i am dead. my bard gf is weeping, all friends are sobbing through the eulogy, and the witch runs away.
What the hell?
me, finishing Dragon Age 2:
i survived, but my sister is dead, my brother is dead, my mother is dead. my bf just bombed a church and all my friends are screaming.
What the fuck?
me, finishing Dragon Age Inquisition:
well, i survived again, but hawke died, and it turns out my lumbersexual bf was lying to me all along and once murdered an entire family. also, my best friend turns out to be a trickster god who wants to destroy the world.
What if Confessions Series - Static (Reader x Steve Rogers) Word Count:1403 Warning: Some… smut. Stuff. It’s not v good. Also a joke and confession kind of!
A/N: Goodbye followers, I know you guys will leave me after this one. It’s so badly written, I do apologise. I’ve never done this before. I should… practice. *SOB* Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
*hits post and runs away* GOODBYEEeeeeee.
Steve was upset with you, but he wouldn’t tell you why. His responses were short and curt. For some reason, instead of getting upset, you got mad. You felt like you had had enough. He had hurt you once before, so you wouldn’t let him hurt you again, especially with no valid reason or logic.
I propose a secret handshake for Hamilton fans–you know, you hear someone blasting “My Shot” too loudly in their headphones, or some stranger at the bus stop subtly drops a Jefferson “whaaaaat” into conversation, and you just know they’re one of us, and you want to say hi.
so here’s what you do: wide stance, fingergun straight up in the air like the logo
and the proper secret handshake reply, of course, is to yell “WAIT!” and then fingergun-shoot them
(the secret code for “I’m also obsessed with the actual history” is to follow that up by running away sobbing to Louisiana)
if I showed up with a plane ticket….*sighs* and a shiny diamond ring with your name on it, *voice cracks* would you.. *tears* wanna run away with me too? *sobs* cause all I really want is *breaks down* you….