running-woman

i rlly love the idea of narcissa malfoy being such an affectionate, loving, and mildly embarrassing mother like

  • she will physically run (and this woman never runs) after Draco when he leaves the house without a cloak and she will not leave him alone until he puts his fricken cloak on
  • whenever she and draco are out of the hosue together narcissa feels the need to voice her opinion on every single attractive man in the street and asks draco for his opinion too
  • after his quidditch games he meets him in the team room and kisses his cheeks in front of the entire team
  • and threatens to jinx Marcus Flint when he makes fun of Draco for being kissed by his mum
  • she and Lucius would frequently call fouls during Draco’s little league quidditch games
  • she nearly faints in Lucius’ arms when Draco falls off of his broom and demans Madame Pomfrey gives him a thorough check up
  • she gives draco sex advice (that he could have lived his ENTIRE life without knowing but thanks mom)
  • some nights she gets a little drunk and gets a little too personal
  • when dracos old and grown narcissa casually asks him one day if he still has those cute little dimples on his butt
  • and proceeds to show him the pictures from when he was a baby, to prove that he indeed had dimples on his ass at one point

i love narcissa malfoy so much and we literally know nothing about this woman and i find so much comfort in believing that she was such a weird fucking mom

We took my mom downtown to the Mall this morning because she’s only seen the Lincoln Memorial at night and when it was under construction. After walking around a bit and taking some photos, we stopped by one of the many souvenir stands selling ‘I <3 DC’ t-shirts and caps and keychains so my mom could get a couple of t-shirts for my nieces. When my mom paid, the woman running the stand asked if she wanted to add a Tr.ump magnet to her purchase for a dollar. My mom said, “Oh, noooo, no, no, no, that’s okay, no thank you.”

The lady said, “Oh, in that case, here, you can have this for free,” and handed her a really nice Hillary Clinton ‘Stronger Together’ photo magnet. :D

anonymous asked:

A serious question. If you could do anything over in life, what would it be? and why?

I would not be pressured by my then-girlfriend into buying a house I could really not afford, then allow the same woman to run the house finances into the toilet and find myself at 45 with a destroyed credit-rating and a shitty job. It is the one decision that, if I had avoided it, would undo about half a life of bullshit and misery.

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.