Battleborn characters according to people I've played with
Alani - Will heal u but will be salty over it. Will drown u where u stand, there is no escape.
Ambra - Actual mom. Constantly running between lanes in meltdown, eternally tired.
Attikus - Will either kill u in one hit or jump into a wall.
Beatrix - Will rarely bless u with patient zero. U never see her in game and yet she has the most kills. A mystery.
Benedict - Smartass. Everyone hates him. Always misses his ult.
Boldur - Good solid friend. Reckless. Runs alone ahead of the group only to be seen running back to safety with no axe.
Caldarius - Always lands his ult at least 50m away from the intended target. Blinds everyone and runs away.
Deande - Healers hate her because they keep healing her duplicate. Everyone else also hates her because they keep killing her duplicate. Silly face and dance taunt.
El Dragón - Runs ahead of the group, immediately runs back with 10 health. Always either dead or clapping.
Ernest - Everyone’s best friend. His egg brings joy to many.
Galilea - Either an annoying dudebro or a really nice lesbian, there is no inbetween. Always losing her shield.
Ghalt - Will kill everyone. Always chains enemies close when he has to reload.
Isic - Rotating wards when no one is shooting at him. Taunts bots. Plasma dashes into enemies and dies.
Kelvin - Chomps all the minions. Good reliable friend. Everyone forgets to heal them.
Kid ultra - Either only uses support drones on himself or places 2 drones in one player.
Sometimes throws drones at the ground, everyone jumps over them, everyone dies.
Kleese - No one knows he can float like a magestic sky blueberry. Places energy rifts everywhere. What are they for? No one knows.
Marquis - Stand in a corner and snipe. All the hoodinis are in the spawn zone chilling. Occasionally collects shards but only to activate his gear.
Mellka - Stands in between the lanes in meltdown. Spends 5 whole minutes shooting a supply station.
Miko - Either the best healer you’ve ever seen or the literal worst and just stands in place through a whole match. Tries to take down thralls in incursion, dies. Places healing mushroom in the enemy’s direct line of fire.
Montana - Pure wholesome human shield. No one can see what they’re shooting at bc he always blocks the view. Is the happiest in parties with 3 Montanas or more. Lumberjack dashes into walls.
Orendi - Constantly pushes herself off cliffs with nullify. Dies and immediately respanws, uses 8 extra lives in 3 minutes.
Oscar Mike - Always in stealth when you need him. Air strikes 1 minion. Spams taunts.
Pendles - Hoards shards. Doesn’t activate gear, doesn’t build turrets, just hoards every single shard. Spends entire game fighting turrets.
Pheobe - Phasegates her way to ur death and into ur heart. Uses blade cascade to open chests.
Rath - Rage quits. Constantly reported for leaving matches early. His specialty is throwing enemies into the air as his teammates are about to use their ults.
Reyna - Only shields u to shield herself. Deploys photonic ward only to be swarmed with melee enemies.
Shayne & Aurox - Constantly pulling enemies with fetch to attack them at close range with her boomerang. Uses tag team just as every enemy leaves the area.
Thorn - Steals all ur kills. No one knows where she is. Most likely to be kicked and reported for being innactive.
Toby - Shields everywhere. Arc mines on the ceiling. No one ever watches his back when he uses core discharge so he always dies.
Whiskey Foxtrot - Butt taunt 500000 times. Taunts bots, taunts players, taunts the walls. Sticky bombs scattered accross the floor.