Reaction to You Saying Something Dirty, but Being Too Innocent to Know What it Means. . .

Anonymous said: okay, so i had this ridiculous conversation with my friend, she always says dirty things but is too innocent minded to know what the alternative could mean. so could you do that for mx and exo. where their innocent girlfriend says something dirty, but then is like , “what? whats wrong? what did i say?” thanks sorry if its so detailed… lol

Reaction to You Saying Something Dirty, but Being Too Innocent to Know What it Means… (This is a long ass title)

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A/N here’s the last reaction for this request sweet Anonie! Hope you like!

Kai Eonni ~


This would totally throw him off guard. He thought he had gotten himself a sweet innocent angel, but then here you are saying something that gets his friend downstairs excited and his mind running wild. He would be suspicious of whether the innocent side of you was just an act, or if you were really that innocent enough to say something like that with a straight face. Needless to say, this boi would be lost.

Originally posted by oldsways


He would respond in a shocked manner as well. He never expected that from you. However, once he realized that you were completely oblivious to what you had just said he would chuckle slightly, his cheeks still a little red as he says, “Jagi, be more thoughtful about what you say, especially in public, okay?” When you ask for him to explain what you had said, he would refuse at first, but if you continue to beg, he would lean into your ear and whisper, “I’ll show you when we get home.” Putting emphasis on the key word ‘show’.

Originally posted by aceyng


He would find this a huge turn on. The fact that you’re so innocent, but can say such dirty things, even without knowing what you said, is insanely sexy to him. He would just smirk at you, watching you as you continue talking. To others it would seem simply like a loving boyfriend admiring his girlfriend, but when you look into his eyes, there’s a whole other emotion in them, and it’s not at all innocent.

Originally posted by minpoong


He’d find this hysterical and adorable and he’d have no chill. The moment those words left your mouth Minhyuk would be losing it. The combination of your raunchy wording and oblivious facial expression would be pure gold to him. The little shit wouldn’t let you live it down either. He would bring up your mistake all the freaking time, especially in front of the other members just to see you get all adorably flustered. But then he would give you his cute charms to get you to forgive him so you wont be mad at him and will still give him his daily cuddles before bed.

Originally posted by garisanee


He would react the most maturely towards a situation like this out of all the members. He would actually grow protective of you, seeing you get flustered while Minhyuk and Shownu laugh like the animals they are would bring out his protective streak. He would help you recover from your slip up and would kiss your head saying, “It’s okay baby, I knew what you meant. Maybe next time try to word it differently in front of these prepubescent children.” Then he would move the conversation along to get the attention off of you, turning all his affection and attention on you. 

*pretend you’re jooheon in this gif*

Originally posted by wonhontology


He always knew that somewhere inside, you weren’t as innocent as you seem. And he would tease you about this when you two were alone, but never thought that this side of you would come out in public, and he would break into laughter. This would be like a victory for him, and would allow him to tease you in ways he felt he couldn’t before. However, he wouldn’t push it and would still hold back. He would smirk to you and give you a look that sent your heart into your throat from the gleam in his eyes. 

Originally posted by hyungvon


This would fluster him, but he also wouldn’t be able to hold in his laughter, thought he would try really hard to. He would try to cover for you, but would make it worse somehow. Causing you to get more flustered as well as your boyfriend now. This would just end horribly for both of you as the other members laugh their beautiful perfect asses off mercilessly.

(dawwww isnt he just a doll???)

Originally posted by monstaxstuff

Reading back through my own blog is actually even more coherent than the train of topics my mind actually runs through in the span of only minutes. There’s no conceivable way I don’t genuinely have ADD or ADHD. I have NO idea what I know I thought was very important to do a half hour ago but I’ll probably come back to it again after I think about another 900 different things.

Hogwarts Houses as Good Feeling Things


the crunch of a footstep in freshly fallen snow, putting together the prefect outfit and knowing you look your best, rooms with tall ceilings, perfect eyebrows, standing on balconies, pressed suits, zipping up tall boots


running out into a rainstorm just to get soaked, dancing to loud music with your best friend, running to clear your mind after a bad day, getting a haircut and feeling light and free, taking a breath of fresh air in the summer, skipping stones


setting up your bed as the perfect Netflix fort, the he loves me he loves me not game, perfect long nails with dark polish, crisp powdery pages, crackling fireplaces, writing until your hand cramps up, old castles 


getting a hug from that one person, p.j days at school, taking off make up at the end of the day, hiding in a hoodie, stacking up five blankets in the wintertime, telling someone you love them over and over, movies with friends

Darling, I hope that you’ll meet someone who always knew what you deserve. From the things you wanted to feel to the words you needed to hear. I hope you will meet someone who will not mock you—laugh at you when you started blurting out all the crazy things that touched your heart. Someone who will not walk away from you when you started telling them about all the precious things—that runs through your mind. I hope you will meet someone who will not only promise you to stay, but also do everything just to keep you with them. I hope you will meet someone who will embrace every little piece of you. Someone who understands your passion and supports you in loving it . And if you meet that someone, I hope that there will be mutual feelings between the two of you. That even if you are the moon and he is the sun, both of you will always remember that you always light each other’s life. That when you get tired, he will always be there to lift you up—and the same thing as for you to him. I hope you will find someone who will make you feel all the best things you deserve to experience. Because like other people in this world, you deserve to be genuinely happy, even if you thought that you will never be.
—  ma.c.a // Sunlight and Moonlight, Makes a Day
“but we didn’t see the signs”

Something that really annoys me is the fact that I’ve seen over ten posts saying that they never saw any signs that Alex was suicidal. 

  •  Alex jumping in the pool
  •  recklessly driving even when they told him to stop
  •  tearing down the posters about suicide 
  •  talking about how suicide IS an answer

All of the people on the tapes were connected and some of them showed signs of suicidal behavior at some point, but people don’t get it. The only thoughts running through my mind during the ambulance scene was that it could’ve been Clay, Justin, Alex or Tyler. What if Bryce finally felt guilty for his crimes? Or what if Zach was overwhelmed by it all. It could’ve been any of them.

  • the drinking. the drugs.
  • two of them had guns. 
  •  the edge of the cliff. 


   people only notice after you’re dead. 


every westallen scene ever (122/?)

Apple Cider, I Don't Mind (Acoustic)
Modern Baseball
Apple Cider, I Don't Mind (Acoustic)

“Trust is something every growing relationship needs. Without trust, all your conversations are just questions and doubts. I lost my best friend and partner, and didn’t know who to blame. “Apple" is a toast to looking at past mistakes as a chance to move forward.” - Brendan Lukens on Apple Cider, I Don’t Mind.

If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. The extent to which you can walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food, it’s a plus for everybody. Open your mind, get up off the couch, move.
—  Anthony Bourdain
One Track Mind
  • *221B*
  • Sherlock: *working*
  • John: *sitting in his chair, tapping his leg; bored*
  • Rosamund: *colouring; looks up* What's wrong, Daddy?
  • John: *raises an eyebrow* Have you noticed lately...your Uncle manages to make every conversation about your Aunt?
  • Rosamund: *giggles* Really?
  • John: *nods* Watch *clears his throat; leans around his chair* hey, Sherlock? What time is that client due?
  • Sherlock: *still looking through the microscope* Four thirty. Half an hour before my wife's shift ends.
  • John: *gestures*
  • Rosamund: *happily* Ooh, lemme try *excited* Uncle Sherlock, on the way home from school, I saw a squirrel and- and it runned up a tree!
  • Sherlock: *looks up; smiles* That's nice.
  • Rosamund: ...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *softly* Molly likes to feed the squirrels. We go to the park especially *goes back to work*
  • Rosmund: *grins at her dad* That's love, bitch.
  • John: ...
  • Rosamund: *goes back to colouring*