Shimada Coucilman: It’s come to our attention that your son is intending on running away with his young lover.
Sojiro Shimada: Oh dear- how should I approach him about this?
Councilman: How about we cut off his legs to instill that any idea of leaving will result in deathly punishment? And we have our guardsmen do it- so that he will be further traumatized by having to rely on his assaulters for protection in the future?
Sojiro Shimada: how about you get the fuck out of my house???