run queue run

imagine wizarding universities tho

  • dodging ppl landing/taking off on their brooms
  • also the assholes that fly too low
  • muggleborns that still prefer skateboards/bikes
  • floo rush hours
  • when ppl stand around in the fireplace instead of immediately moving out of the way
  • running late but not being allowed to apparate bc several hundred times people miss their mark and land right in the middle of a class
  • being near that one person that smells v strongly like the magic equivalent of weed
  • when ppl bring their kids and they fuck shit up have accidental magic
  • muggleborns taking ge muggle studies and wanting to fight the outdated instructor
  • so many oral exams good god
  • you mourn the fact that time turners were destroyed while you’re trying to finish an essay 10 minutes before class
  • buying your own potions ingredients?? $ y $ i $ k $ e $ s $
  • trying to find books for research but they’re always floating around and incorrectly reshelving themselves
  • accio was banned in the library but everyone uses it anyway
  • ppl just have to practice constant vigilance to avoid the books flying to the spellcaster
  • the magic fucks w the phone signal and wifi
  • half the teachers dont accept typed work
  • getting lost on campus but the maps keep telling you different things
  • trying to have a snack but the chocolate frog gets away
  • accidentally bringing weasley’s wizard wheezes as a snack
  • comes to class 15 minutes late with pumpkin frappuccino
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B99: Favourite snippets (10/?)

And yeah, things might change a little but for the better, right?

Look, you can’t be afraid to be successful. You’re too good for that.

  • Levy: (sighs as she stares at Gajeel, clearly pining for him) Why are boys stupid? I've been dropping hints that I'm into him and he's been dropping maybe hints at me I think but he won't ask the damn question! This is why I turn to books!
  • Cana: Maybe you shouldn't pine for him and be bold!
  • Gajeel: (casually butting into the conversation) Yeah! Bold is sexy! But who is the guy? I have to make sure he's right for you first.
  • Levy: . . . (internal screaming)
  • Cana: (bursts into fits of laughter and walks away)
After revealing to the Murphys that he lied
  • Announcer: Now singing a song about self-indulgent self-loathing, Mr. Evan Hansen!
  • *Crowd applauds.*
  • Evan: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! It’s so wonderful to be back here, even though I’m here, singing this song, a lot.
  • *Cue “You Stupid Bitch” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend