rum tattoo

Jaw Breaker

Pairing: Scabior x Hermione Granger

AU: Modern, non-magical, tattoo artist!Sabior, drunk!Hermione

Word Count: 1086

Written For: muclbloods + minet-noir


It’s a slow night.

Scabior’s had one walk-in—a giggly eighteen year-old girl who’d wanted a cartoon Jessica Rabbit and some Taylor Swift lyrics tattooed on the middle of her lower back, to match her boyfriend’s, she’d said, which, what—and one appointment with Dolohov, who had a shit-load of terrifying disposable-pen prison ink to cover up.

And since Dolohov had left a little after nine to go get drunk with his shady stoner parole officer at a fancy interdepartmental softball game—and again, like, what—Scabior had been all by his lonesome for almost three goddamn hours.

And he’s fucking bored, right?

He’s bored, and he’s antsy, and he’s super tempted to just close early and go get hammered with the cooler half of the glorified Justice League—

Until he isn’t.

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aburningrose  asked:

*Throws confetti everywhere* Happy Birthday!!! I hope your day is filled with all the wonderful things your big ol' heart desires and more! You're seriously one of the coolest peeps ever and you deserve an equally cool birthday! So have as much fun as humanly possible and eat all the things you want!! It's YOUR day!!! <3

Thank you, you’re too sweet!!! <3

My current plans for the day are to:

  1.  Eat lots of cheese — esp. herb-encrusted brie and cheddar.
  2. Champagne and rum.
  3. Tattoos.
  4. Watch American Horror Story, The Cell, The Shining, Across the Universe, Yellow Submarine, etc., give or take a few or none, Idk.
  5. Have a scavenger hunt that ends on finding weapons.
  6. Sex.
  7. Peppermint Gelato. (More of it. I already snuck some, it was great.)
  8. Open some mystery boxes that arrived from my Amazon Wish List.

General debauchery, bloodshed, and mayhem. Exactly what I’d want a birthday to be. Aaaaaaaand, go!

luxuriant-starlight  asked:

Hey! Could you recommend USUK fanfiction in which America discovers England's tattoos or vice versa? Just fics about tattoos in general would be lovely, actually.

Oooh, this is a really interesting ask! Let’s set some mood music first (it’s a USUK AMV to “Tattoo”). And another one with the same song.

England has a Tattoo

America has a Tattoo

Other Body Markings

Bonus: Arthur’s tattoo, a short UKUS, NSFW comic.

Rumpelstiltskin: Fortune favors the brave dearie!

Gold: It’s Dr. Gold to you Rumple, And keep your mess on your side of the lab!

Okay, so originally I was going to draw Rumbelle as Newton and Hermann from Pacific Rim, but when I was deciding which character to draw as Newt I realized Rumple would be perfect for either Role depending on whether you chose FTL Rum or Storybrooke Gold. 

So now you get to enjoying Rumple arguing with himself. Also rum with tattoos but that’s a side thing.