You want to do...what now?
It was my very first ever game of D and D (5e). I was introduced in a one shot, so me and a few other new players could grasp the rules.
DM: An old lady walks into the bar, and asks the bartender something.
The rouge (me): Does she look like she has anything valuable? *rolls perception gets 3* Guess not.
DM: No, she looks quite poor and in bad health.
The elven wizard: I want to flirt with her.
Everyone at the table: ….What?
The Wizard: What? With her age, shes like a teen to me. *rolls and gets a nat 20*
Long story short…he got lucky and gave the woman (who was our adventure hook) a heart attack.