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007 License to Kill Target Creature

I hope I haven’t done the rules a total injustice! I THINK this is the basic rules right? They are so much more nuanced and complex than this, BUT hey, I think it might be enough to loosely follow.

I had a rad time at the Friday Night Magic draft at chezgeeks last friday. I’ll try do a lil mini recap of it! WOO!

Tolstoy’s Ten Rules.

At 18 years old, Tolstoy set himself the following ten rules:

Get up early (five o’clock).
Go to bed early (nine to ten o’clock).
Eat little and avoid sweets.
Try to do everything by yourself.
Have a goal for your whole life, a goal for one section of your life, a goal for a shorter period and a goal for the year; a goal for every month, a goal for every week, a goal for every day, a goal for every hour and for every minute, and sacrifice the lesser goal to the greater.
Keep away from women.
Kill desire by work.
Be good, but try to let no one know it.
Always live less expensively than you might.
Change nothing in your style of living even if you become ten times richer.

my [personal] social media rules:
  • if you see a selfie, ‘like’ it. it’ll take 2 seconds of your time and make someone feel really good about their face. 
  • if you reblog a ‘send me anons’ ask thingy, always send an ask to the person you reblogged it from. 
  • it’s totally okay to put that group chat on mute when it won’t shut up…
  • if you want to post more than once a day, do it. it’s your account.
  • if you post a photo of someone else and they don’t like it, take it down no questions asked. 
  • don’t write angry statuses about politics, religion or football teams (i grew up in Scotland, what can I say…) 
  • DEATH DOES NOT BELONG ONLINE. I REPEAT, DON’T POST PICTURES / STATUSES / SNAPCHATS / VINES FROM FUNERALS. 

oh and repeat after me: just because you’re not triggered by something, doesn’t mean it isn’t triggering. tag appropriately. every time.

Three simple rules in life
  • 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it.
  • 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no.
  • 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

Rahi Rezvani

Donatella Versace on Her Responsibility as a Designer, the Ultimate Luxury and Excercising Restraint

Asked what she is looking forward to most this summer, Donatella Versace said recently, “Absolute peace, absolute privacy and absolute pleasure with my family and friends.”

See more here

If someone approaches you wanting to RP and you don’t want to RP with them but they haven’t broken any rules with their approach you can say, “Thank you so much for taking the time to ask me about RPing. I’m afraid I’m not interested and can’t see our characters interacting (or insert other reason here just be polite) but I really hope you can find someone else who will be interested.” It’s not as hard as we make it seem and feels a lot better than being turned down with silence.

Daddy’s rules for his Prince/Princess

General rules

1. Always address Daddy properly. 

2. Always trust and respect Daddy. He knows best and will never lead you astray

3. My little girl/boy is a Princess/Prince, and should act like one. Always say “Please” and “Thank you”

4. Princesses/Princes should be neat and tidy. Always clean up after yourself. This includes keeping your toys clean.

5. My Princess/Prince needs to always remain healthy and safe. At least one full meal needs to be eaten a day, and you must always stay hydrated

6. Princesses/Princes must always respect themselves and their body. No self-harm or belittling yourself. (For example: saying “I am not pretty” “I am not good enough” etc)

7. When going out:
• Princess must always stay near Daddy / Hold Daddy’s hand
• Be on your best behaviour
• Wait for Daddy to open doors for you
• Don’t make a scene if you want something and Daddy says no

8. Avoid boys that cannot show you basic self-respect. Anyone who cannot respect that you have a Daddy should be ignored and blocked. Always say “No” if someone makes you feel uncomfortable. Daddy will not tolerate anyone speaking to or about you in a disrespectful or inappropriate manner

9. Hygiene is very important and should not be ignored

10. You belong to Daddy, and no one else. Always obey Daddy.

11. Always be open and honest with Daddy with you feelings. If something is wrong, tell Daddy. No “I’m fine” or anything else vague like that

12. You don’t have to do anything that makes you uncomfortable. Everything is up for discussion.

Sexual rules

1. You’re only allowed to cum when daddy says so.

2. You must play with yourself whenever daddy orders and do not stop until he says so.

3. You must always suck daddy’s cock on demand.

4. You must accept all of daddy’s punishments or risk further punishments.

5. You must assume whatever position daddy orders during playtime.

6. You must obey any command daddy gives you. If you can’t obey, the reason why must be given

7.  If you want to touch daddy’s cock you must ask permission first.

(forever under construction)

Daddy's Rules

Privileges

Thumb holding, cuddling, kissing, Makaral, sippy cup, colouring book, pacifier

Possible Punishments

Level One
Throat Grab (if she bites me in private)
No Sippy Cup, Pacifier, etc.

Level Two
Spanking until I feel satisfied (roughly 10-15)
No cuddling for x minutes
Time out for x minutes

Level Three
Most privileges taken away, bedtime reduced to 8:30p.m.

Level Four
I take Makaral away

Possible Rewards

Level One (do a good deed, or be good for 1-4 days in a row)
Stickers(1-2, If I have the book of stickers on hand)
Forehead Kiss(immediate for good deed)
Candy Bar(Next time I go to the store, stock up on her favourites)
Colouring Books(Stock. Up)
Sippy Cup(I need to buy one)
Pacifier(Also need to buy one)

Level Two (be good for 5-13 days in a row)
Bath Time
Going Somewhere You Want To(Possibly as a date)
Extra TV Time(30-60minute increase)
Play Time W/ Daddy (30-60minutes)

Level Three (be good for two weeks+ in a row)
Going Down On The Princess
I Have To Do What She Says For An Hour
Date(She Picks)

Rules
No talking back / Use your manners
You will always tell Daddy if you are uncomfortable, and Daddy will make it better
Use safe words, and tell Daddy if you come up with any new ones (purple)*
No one other than Daddy is allowed to touch / flirt with you
You will never speak badly about yourself or anybody else, nor will you let anybody speak badly about you or anybody else
You will be given a count of three to stop and apologize for doing something bad (First Offense)
You belong to me
After any punishment, there will be aftercare, remind Daddy in case he forgot (He does that a lot)

*I want you to make up more safe words if you’re:
A) Feeling uncomfortable with the topic
B) Feeling uncomfortable with somebody around us
C) Wanting to leave
D) Feeling sick
E) Feeling Hungry

I love daddy’s rules ^.^