rule of gentlemen

A few weeks ago my grandma’s bicycle was stolen directly out of her basement. Someone living in the same block of houses as she does just went down to the basement, cracked the lock on her personal part of the basement and stole the bicycle of an old lady.

My grandma was devastated – she had had that bicycle for twenty-or-so-years, a present to her from my grandpa, and she flat out refused to get a new one. “It would not be the same”, she said.

Now today my cousin was on his way home with the train when he spotted in one of the bike parking racks at the station he passed my grandma’s bicycle. Had to be hers, because it’s distinctly violet with a special seat and a colorful sticker all over one side that my grandpa had left there. 

So he dials his dad, my uncle, and tells him, “Yo, I think I spotted grandma’s bicycle.”

We didn’t know how it got there, half a city away from grandma, or who had taken it, or if it currently still “belonged” to the thief, but…

My uncle took an early leave from his work, sat in his car and drove over, picked the bicycle up – the lock doesn’t hold very well anymore, another sign that it is truly grandma’s, the thief had not even gotten a new, functional lock – put it in his car and drove back to grandma’s to give her a surprise present.

My uncle the lawyer just left his work to steal my grandma’s bicycle back and I think that’s the best thing ever.

(He posted a selfie in our family chat where he peace-signs in front of the stolen-back bicycle and wrote Success! beneath it, that dork.)

The Rules of Being a Gentleman

The rules of being a gentleman

Rules of being a Gentlemen
No.1 - Run with her on the beach.
No.2 - Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
No.3 - Never talk about other girls infront of her.
No.4 - Learn to play the guitar for her.
No.5 - Comfort her when she’s scared.
No.6 - Watch the sunset with her.
No.7 - If she can’t sleep, read her a bedtime story.
No.8 - If you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her.
No.9 - Never force her to do anything.
No.10 - Call her beautiful, especially when she least expects it.
No.11 - Never let her walk home alone.
No.12 - Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
No.13 - Always make the first move.
No.14 - Never lie to her, she’ll find out.
No.15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
No.16 - Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice is. ..she’ll like it.
No.17 - When she’s fighting with someone, defend her even when you don’t think she’s right.
No.18 - Accept her for who she is.
No.19 - Call her beautiful instead of hot nor sexy.
No.20 - Don’t let go first during a hug.
No.21 - Tell her if she has something in her hair.
No.22 - Tell her you love her before she sleeps every night.
No.23 - Never go through her messages.
No.24 - Making her look bad infront of your friends will make you look bad, too.
No.25 - Always have her back.
No.26 - Kiss her in the rain.
No.27 - Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
No.28 - Stay on the call with her even if she fell asleep.
No.29 - Let her fall asleep in your arms.
No.30 - Give her piggyback rides.
No.31 - Call her babe.
No.32 - Apologize when you’re wrong.
No.33 - Always open the door for her.
No.34 - Boobs or butts doesn’t matter.
No.35 - Notice the little things.
No.36 - Give her flowers.
No.37 - Good hygiene is a must.
No.38 - Be confident.
No.39 - Don’t swear.
No.40 - Carry things for her.
No.41 - Always be the stronger one.
No.42 - Pay for dinner.
No.43 - Hold her chair.
No.44 - Be a good listener.
No.45 - Don’t brag.
No.46 - Compliment her.
No.47 - Don’t use her.
No.48 - Respect her.
No.49 - Perform random acts of kindness.
No.50 - Never take her for granted.
No.51 - Give her breakfast in bed.
No.52 - Hang out with her friends too, not just yours.
No.53 - Do whatever it takes to make her happy.
No.54 - She’s more important than video games.
No.55 - Don’t make a promise if you’re going to break it.
No.56 - If she slaps you, you probably deserved it.
No.57 - She should have three things from you; your sweatshirt, a stuffed animal and a really pretty ring.
No.58 - Never slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way.
No.59 - If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
No.60 - Forget her birthday once and you’re screwed.
No.61 - Hug her from the back.
No.62 - Never insult her, even if you’re joking around.
No.63 - Never miss a date.
No.64 - Try your best to get her something on your vacation. (it doesn’t have to be expensive, as long as it’s from the heart)
No.65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for you. (it will mean the world to her)
No.66 - Never ask her to buy you things.
No.67 - If you love her, show her, not your friends.
No.68 - Don’t get upset if she wants to watch chick flicks. (you might even like it)
No.69 - When she’s sick, don’t neglect her.
No.70 - Reply her texts.
No.71 - Never ask a girl out because of a dare.
No.72 - Never be late for a date.
No.73 - Unexpected surprises.
No.74 - When both of you are in a fight, take the blame even if she’s wrong.
No.75 - Listen to what she has to say.
No.76 - If you know she loves you, don’t play with her emotions and take advantage of it.
No.77 - When she refuses to talk to you because you did something to upset her,insist and make up for it.
No.78 - Make her feel like a princess.
No.79 - Shift to the dangerous side when crossing the street.
No.80 - When she drops something, stop whatever you’re doing to help her.
No.81 - Never let her down of blow her off.
No.82 - Treat her like your best friend.
No.83 - Kiss the back of her hand.
No.84 - Love her when she least deserves it — that’s when she needs it the most.
No.85 - Tell her your stories and feelings too. She wants to hear them. Promise.
No.86 - Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings, she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding out later.
No.87 - Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug me”.
No.88 - Believe her and believe in her.
No.89 - Always listen to what she has to say.
No.90 - Good grammar is sexy.
No.91 - Look her in the eyes.
No.92 - Let her rest her head on your shoulder.
No.93 - Take the initiative to go and talk to her.
No.94 - Have pillow fights with her.
No.95 - Never talk bad behind her back.
No.96 - Never be a jerk to her infront of her friends.
No.97 - Never go to parties or hang out with other girls without her.
No.98 - Never make excuses.
No.99 - Don’t talk to her when you’re mad. (you will screw something up)
No.100 - Don’t try to keep anything from her.
No.101 - Slip sweet notes in her locker. (they will make her day)
No.102 - Never let a day pass without saying ‘I love you’ to her.
No.103 - Always protect her from any kind of harm.
No.104 - Never give her a reason to think that she’s the man in the relationship.
No.105 - Grand gestures.
No.106 - Kiss her under the stars.
No.107 - Love her unconditionally.
No.108 - Make her an album of the songs that reminds you of her.
No.109 - Never lead her on if you know nothing’s going to happen.
No.110 - Never answer “Does this make me look fat?” question. (it’s a trick)
No.111 - If you love her, never let her slip away.
No.112 - Your warmth soothes her heart.
No.113 - When going out, don’t ask her what she wants to do, take charge and decide.
No.114 - Smile and laugh at her jokes, even if they aren’t funny.
No.115 - If you don’t have time for her, make time for her.
No.116 - Always be available for her.
No.117 - If you love her, tell her before it’s too late.
No.118 - Never forget an anniversary.
No.119 - When you’re around her, always make her feel like you’re her first and last.
No.120 - It’s the little compliments that means alot to her.
No.121 - Show her off infront of you or her friends.
No.122 - When she’s tired, carry her.
No.123 - Never accuse.
No.124 - Do it because you want to, not because you want something back in return.
No.125 - Actions speak louder than words.
No.126 - Have those I-love-you-more-fights. (she thinks it’s cute)
No.127 - Don’t say whatever when you are arguing. (it’ll make her more mad)
No.128 - Never blame her for your mistakes.
No.129 - She loves that cute smirk. Promise.
No.130 - A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
No.131 - No more bro’s before ho’s. Well respected women, before bro’s.
No.132 - Don’t go anywhere without kissing her goodbye.
No.133 - Hold the door for every girl, attractive or not.
No.134 - Try to write a song for her, even if you’re not musically inclined. (she’ll love it no matter what)
No.135 - Text her good morning to have her day start with a smile.
No.136 - She comes first. Always.
No.137 - Never let her forget how much she means to you.
No.138 - Never let her fall asleep waiting for your call.
No.139 - Her “nothing” is always something.
No.140 - Never tell a girl she doesn’t understand. Ever. Chances are she does.
No.141 - Forehead kisses.
No.142 - Have a day for just you and her, she loves the one on one time.
No.143 - Have tickle fights with her (but let her win)
No.144 - Dance with her even when there’s no music on.
No.145 - Stay up, even if you are tired to talk or chat with her.
No.146 - Never give her a reason to doubt your feelings for her.
No.147 - Never reject her kisses or hugs.
No.148 - Don’t text or call her just because you’re bored.
No.149 - Kiss her spontaneously in the middle of her sentence.
No.150 - Love her for who she is, not for who you want her to be.
No.151- When she pushes you away, pull her in closer.
No.152- Call her love. It sounds classy.
No.153- Tuck her hair behind her ear.
No.154- Never compare her with your ex-girlfriends. She is incomparable.
No.155- Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
No.156- If you fall in love with her, tell her. Just be prepared to catch her.
No.157- In the middle of a hug, squeeze a little harder. (she’ll love it, promise)
No.158- A gentleman always cheers for his hometown team. Win or lose.
No.159- A gentleman respects every women in his life. If you can’t respect your own mother, forget about respecting your girlfriend.
No.160- Stupid lame jokes; awkwardly adorable moments.
No.161- A gentleman never hits a girl, ever.
No.162- A gentleman always thinks before he says.
No.163- A gentleman is never rude.
No.164- A gentleman never breaks a promise.
No.165- Don’t try to out dress a woman. She should be the center of attention and should now feel that she’s under dressed.
No.166- A gentleman always dresses well.
No.167- Don’t just talk the talk.
No.168- Look people in the eyes when you greet them and shake their hand.
No.169- Never cut someone off.
No.170- If you’re trying to have a relationship, let the woman know. If you’re not, and you’re just trying to hit, let them know that, too.
No.171- Open doors. Pull out chairs. Let her order first. Simple manners.
No.172- No, she doesn’t look fat in the dress. Yes, even if she does.
No.173- Give girls a little extra respect.
No.174- Secret rooftop meetings never gets old.
No.175- Calling her “baby,” will make her melt every time. Promise.
No.176- When listening to the radio, if a love song comes on, squeeze her hand tighter.
No.177- Your girlfriend is not the prettiest of them all, because in your eyes, she should be the only one who is pretty.
No.178- Confidence is sexy. Cockiness is not.
No.179- Hold her while she cries, nothing feels better.
No.180- When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin her around. (she’ll love it.)
No.181- Always maintain eye contact. It lets her know that you are only paying attention to her.
No.182- If you make her bite her lip, know that you’re doing a damn good job at whatever you’re doing.
No.183- Hold her tight, she won’t want you to let go.
No.184- Make holding her hand too tight be the only way you can hurt her.
No.185- Kisses aren’t everything; never underestimate the power of a good hug.
No.186- Play with her fingers, she loves the way your hand touches hers.
No.187- Grand gestures and complimenting the little things aren’t opposites. Do both.
No.188- Don’t tell her your love is forever unless you have no doubt it is.
No.189- Tell her all your sweet memories together. She’ll be smiling all day long knowing that you remember every single moment you’re together.
No.190- If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy enough.
No.191- A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile. If you love her, you shouldn’t be giving any guy that chance. It should be you making her smile.
No.192- Every gentleman should have at least one suit in his closet.
No.193- Good look’s just a bonus if you have a great personality.
No.194- If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that. Idiot, don’t take her for granted.
No.195- A gentleman should always have one good watch on his wrist. It’s a mark of character and dignity.
No.196- Gentlemen, wear a belt. It’s called underwear for a reason.
No.197- Don’t try to outdress a woman. She should be the center of attention and should not feel that she’s underdressed.
No.198- Being open-minded and aware of the world around you shows class and sophistication, but avoid seeming pretentious by being modest instead of showing off what you know.
No.199- Don’t ask about the last guy she was with. Being competitive is a young man’s game.
No.200- Avoid public fights with your woman. Keep things private to let her know there’s an exclusive world that you and her share.
No.201- Avoid unnecessary use of expletives in public, especially in the presence of a woman you’re trying to impress.
No.202- If you want to leave her, leave her breathless. If you want to lie, lie next to her. If you want to let go, let go of your pride and pursue her.
No.203- Boasting about your intelligence isn’t attractive, neither is downplaying it.
No.204- Always keep the balance between obsession and apathy. Make her feel important but give her some space when she needs it.
No.205- Gentlemen, be aware that the line between confidence and arrogance is extremely thin.
No.206- Every girl wants that feeling of being wanted and belonged too. So gentlemen, give it to her. Give her your undivided attention, the best that you can give and offer her, and the best of the best that you know she deserves.
No.207- Always kiss your lady’s hand. It will make her feel like a queen.
No.208- Apologize. You are not degrading yourself, you are showing that you care for that person’s feelings.
No.209- Don’t tell her you love her unless you really mean it. She might do something crazy, like believe it.
No.210- Nice guys finish last because they put their ladies first.
No.211- Don’t waste your time looking for all the wrong ones, when you already have the right one.
No.212- Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. So, if your give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
No.213- Chivalry is very much alive. Just because a girl acts like she doesn’t care for those small things, inside she’s really looking for it.
No.214- Don’t bring up how many girls you’ve been with; it will not make you look better nor will it impress her.
No.215- Tell her nobody’s perfect, but she is as perfect as they come.
No.216- Allow your lady to walk ahead of you, not all over you.
No.217- Don’t tell her you love her, if you have another girl by your side.
No.218- A girl’s dream is to own something that belongs to you. When she has that, she feels extra close to you.
No.219- If you feel as if you’d die for her, live in such a way that she would know.
No.220- Go ahead, take a punch for her, give one if necessary, just make sure she wasn’t the one that got hurt.
No.221- Sometimes you shouldn’t have to ask how she’s doing. Read the signs: look into her eyes.
No.222- Remember, whenever she finishes a sentence with “I’ve never told anyone that before,” make sure to never forget.
No.223- Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he’s got her.
No.224- Kiss her nose.
No.225- Give her something to tell her friends about.
No.226- A gentleman doesn’t need to hit a woman to feel like a “man”. After all, he is a gentle man.
No.227- If she worries about you, it just means she cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you should be worried.
No.228- When she starts to let go during a hug, pull her even closer and hug her even tighter.
No.229- Just because she has dated douchebags doesn’t mean there isn’t any chance for a nice guy.
No.230- Don’t flip out when your girlfriend wonders who you’re with or what you’re doing. It means she cares and she’s actually afraid to lose you to someone else.
No.231- “Don’t date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful.”
No.232- Spill your heart out to her; if she loves you she’ll love to listen.
No.233- “Anyone can be heroic form time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.” -Luigi Pirandello
No.234- A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
No.235- A true gentleman should never take advantage of any lady.
No.236- When you’re holding hands, squeeze hers from time to time. It will surely make her look at you and smile.
No.237- When she rubs her arms with both hands, it’s another sign of saying, “Hug me, make me warm.”
No.238- Remember, she loves you for you. So don’t try to go around changing yourself just to impress her.
No.239- When you say ‘I love you’, say it in a way she’ll want to hear it. Look her in the eyes; grasp her hand; and lean close to her, so she knows you’re truly serious.
No.240- If you aren’t treating her right, don’t be mad when somebody else does.
No.241- Never ever make a girl feel anything less than perfect.
No.242- A gentleman never lies to his woman. Ever.
No.243- A gentleman should always give up his seat for the elderly.
No.244- You came from a woman. So you have no right to disrespect one.
No.245- Hold her when she’s crying and tell her that everything’s going to be okay.
No.246- A gentleman can recognize it when he loses a fight. Know the difference between standing up for yourself and being a fool.
No.247- There are so many fishes in the sea. Do not settle until you have found your mermaid.
No.248- A gentleman only lies to his woman if it involves surprising her.
No.249- If you break up with her, check up on her every once in a while to make sure she’s alright.
No.250- A gentleman admits when he’s wrong, and stands his ground when he is right.
No.251- A gentleman respects a woman’s boundaries.
No.252- Fall in love with her flaws. Everything else will be a plus.
No.253- It doesn’t matter how many fights you two may get into. If you truly do love her, it should never matter. Ever.
No.254- Love her when she least deserves it because that’s when she needs it most.
No.255- Honesty. She’ll respect you even more.
No.256- Be the one who stays by her side and protects her. Especially when no one else does.
No.257- Tell her she’s beautiful everyday. You don’t know how much that will mean to her.
No.258- A gentleman doesn’t just tell his lady he loves her, he shows it.
No.259- Any lady just wants you to be a well-mannered gentleman that treats others right.
No.260- A gentleman is always a gentleman and nothing less.
No.261- Before speaking your concerns, give them thought, then do so appropriately.
No.262- “I love you” means nothing if you don’t sincerely mean it.
No.263- Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.
No.264- Pretty and sexy is not the same as beautiful.
No.265- She deserves the best. Even if you’re not meant to be the man to give it to her.
No.266- A kiss is nothing unless it is backed up feelings for her.
No.267- Chivalry never died, the gentleman in you did.
No.268- A good gentleman treats his mother like a queen and treats you the same.
No.269- Just because you’ve stopped talking to each other doesn’t mean you’re not on her mind.
No.270- Don’t make her feel special when she’s actually not. Avoid false hope.
No.271- If she’s responsible for your smile, then be responsible with her heart.
No.272- A true man’s heart knows no distance.
No.273- Never, ever give her a reason to feel threatened by another woman.
No.274- A good gentleman is smart, but a great gentleman is well-educated.
No.275- Remember, she has a past too. Don’t hold it against her.
No.276- You need to have your favourite song. The one that reminds you how it all began. Make sure she never forgets it.
No.277- Never make her stay up all night waiting for your call, and have to realize late at night that you aren’t going to call.
No.278- Don’t underestimate the power of a hug. It can turn her day around.
No.279- If she leans against you, hug her. She wants to be held.
No.280- Calm, cool and composed. All characteristics a gentleman possesses.
No.281- If you love her, remember that on the bad days.
No.282- Chivalry will never run out of style.
No.283- Men are supposed to lead, not lead on.
No.284- Never miss a chance to tell her you love her because you never know when it’ll be your last.
No.285- Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
No.286- Hold her tighter, kiss her harder and love her more as everyday goes by.
No.287- Treat everybody equally. Their sexual orientation should not matter.
No.288- A gentleman never pursues an already taken woman.
No.289- Good morning texts.
No.290- Be a lady’s man, not a ladies man.
No.291- Chivalry is a beautiful, genuine thing. It will never die.
No.292- Make her your everything in front of everyone, everytime.
No.293- The acknowledgement of a gentleman is found through his actions and the word in which he gives.
No.294- Ladies first.
No.295- She chose to be with you, don’t test her.
No.296- An already taken gentleman never pursues another woman.
No.297- A gentleman never has to tell anyone he is gentleman.
No.298- Love her through life, through death, and even after that.
No.299- Never make a promise you can’t keep.
No.300- Don’t hold anything against her, especially her mistakes.
No.301- A gentleman knows that if it ever comes to that, he can let go of her, but he will never forget her.
No.302- A gentleman knows when to call her sexy, and when to let her know she’s beautiful.
No.303- Spending time with your lady is all well and good, but a gentleman never forgets his friends.
No.304- Chivalry and respect are as natural to a gentleman as breathing. They should not require effort.
No.305- Trust will make or break your relationship.
No.306- A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your shirt to get a better view of your heart.
No.307- Treat every woman the way you’d want your daughter to be treated.
No.308- A gentleman knows that it takes what won her, to keep her.
No.309- A gentleman should not abuse power, but they shouldn’t forget that they have it.
No.310- Practice what you preach. It’s as simple as that.
No.311- By respecting the boundary between being close friends and flirting, you’re respecting your lady.
No.312- Treat your lady like you treat your Tumblr, give her all your time, love and respect.
No.313- It doesn’t have to be her birthday or Valentine’s Day. Show up at her door with a rose, a blanket and a picnic table.
No.314- A gentleman should not easily let his woman slip his sight, but he should know her freedom of space.
No.315- A gentleman should always treat a girl well, before they are together, and after as well.
No.316- Chivalry is the only “wingman” you need.
No.317- Add a genuine “how are you’ to your greetings and an “I’m there for you” to your goodbyes.
No.318- If you care about her, chase after her.
No.319- A gentleman shouldn’t strive to make his girl jealous, but to make others jealous of his girl.
No.320- Just show her that you care.
No.321- A gentleman must know how to take care of himself as well.
No.322- Don’t leave her because of long distance. The absence makes the heart grow fonder.
No.323- The trick to being a gentleman is making her feel like a lady.
No.324- Texting her “good morning beautiful” instantly puts her in a good mood. It lets her know that she is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning.
No.325- Be yourself, because by being yourself you could possibly be everything that she needs.
No.326- Sometimes she’s just waiting for you to make the first move.
No.327- A gentleman never allows himself to come second to another, and knows when he has to move on.
No.328- Play games, not ladies.
No.329- Always tell the truth.
No.330- Love is like a wheel, it has its ups and downs. But in the end you’ll find out it’s still meant to last forever.
No.331- A gentleman should be honest to everyone, including himself, at all time.
No.332- A true gentleman will do anything to make his girl happy.
No.333- Never talk about past big loves, it will only make her think she needs to live up to it.
No.334- Fall for her harder everyday.
No.335- A gentleman knows that once you have her, you keep her.
No.336- Don’t go to sleep unless everything is okay between you and your lady.
No.337- Second chances mean that she loves you too much to leave, don’t do anything to change that. Return the favour.
No.338- A gentleman should tell his lady every night before he goes to sleep just exactly how much she means to him.
No.339- Being a gentleman isn’t a form of courtship, it’s a way of life.
No.340- The sexiest curve on her body is her smile.
No.341- Don’t ever break her trust in any way, because you will never fully gain it back.
No.342- Cheating is never okay. There is no justification for it. Just don’t.
No.343- The way a gentleman treats his mother, is a pretty good indicator of how he will treat his lady.
No.344- Late night conversations is something every girl likes.
No.345- If you truly love her, you’d want what’s best for her; whether it includes you or not.
No.346- Don’t ever make a lady cry.
No.347- Stay calm and be her man.
No.348- Don’t settle for someone that doesn’t treat you the best they can. You always deserve 100% of someone’s love.
No.349- Never underestimate a lady’s will power.
No.350- Show her that chivalry isn’t dead.
No.351- Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
No.352- Saying sorry doesn’t fix the problem. It’s what you do after that truly counts.
No.353- Don’t make promises you can’t keep, it’s not fair to her.
No.354- A real gentleman is well versed when it comes to poetry.
No.355- A true gentleman only gives for the sake of giving, never expecting anything in return.
No.356- Give her reasons to believe, not to doubt.
No.357- Simple good night and good morning text messages are highly appreciated.
No.358- Don’t talk about other girls, when you have a girlfriend. Make her feel like she is your only one, because she should be.
No.359- A gentleman attracts the attention of many, but only has eyes for his own lady.
No.360- A lady would rather be hurt with the truth, than with a lie.
No.361- A gentleman always reminds his lady how much she means to him, even though she won’t forget.
No.362- The worst thing you could do to a girl is compare her to another girl.
No.363- Remind her of how beautiful she is, every now and then.
No.364- A gentleman knows that it is often the simple gestures that mean the most.
No.365- A true gentleman should always trust his woman, because if you were truly in love, there is no reason to think she’d betray you.
No.366- A true gentleman won’t judge by looks but by heart.
No.367- Never date an ex’s best friend; chances are that will ruin their friendship and quite possibly end your new relationship.
No.368- Say nice things to her because you mean them, not just because she wants to hear them.
No.369- A gentleman knows to let his past make him better not bitter.
No.370- Kiss her like it is your first kiss, everytime.
No.371- Put some effort into the conversation.
No.372- When she cries, don’t say a thing, just hold her tight, and make her feel safe.
No.373- Compliments feel better when they’re genuine and unexpected. The more girls you call beautiful, the less impact it has.
No.374- A true gentleman will admit when he is wrong.
No.375- Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for other woman because they’re too busy looking for new ways to love their own.

Title: The Family Business
Author: punkascas
Artist: Coplins
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Dean/Cas (background Dean/Others, Cas/Others)
Warnings/Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Murder Husbands, Rough Sex, Mental Health Issues, Non-Graphic References to Underage, Boxing, Jealousy, Pining, Dean and Cas Raise Claire, Angst with a Happy Ending
Posting Date: 11/6/2017

Summary:   Chicago, 1941. With the 1930s over and war in Europe threatening to involve the US, the crime bosses of the Prohibition Era should be dead and gone. But Dean and Castiel Winchester—better known as the Winchester Brothers, along with their gang, The Family Corporation—refuse to be relegated to history. Over the years,, they’ve managed to build a small but stable criminal empire in Chicago. The newspapers hail them as the gangster prodigies of Al Capone and Baby Face Nelson: crime lords for a modern era.  

Politicians like to carouse with the criminal and celebrity elite at Dean Winchester’s nightclub. Police line the pockets of his coat, from petty beat cops all the way to captains of the force. No one’s talking. No one can seem to stop them.  

Except maybe one man. Special Agent Sam Campbell knows all about the so-called Winchester Brothers. Years ago he swore as his personal mission to bring them down, ever since he recognized a face in an old newspaper photo. That was the day he learned that his brother Dean was still alive.

- - -

Before they left Chicago, Dean pulled Meg into his office and demanded she tell him how to make Cas better. How to fix him. He threw out every possibility he could think of: better drugs, different drugs, more drugs. More boys. Whatever it would take to keep Cas calm, content, contained.

He remembers the pristine white of Meg’s nurse’s uniform seemed almost blinding under the office lamps. She looked him straight in the eye and offered him the hammer needed to pound the final nail in Cas’s coffin.

“You really think his diagnosis is the issue?”

“I need him stable,” Dean growled back at her. “I need him goddamn predictable. We’re running a business here.”

Meg only gave him a pitying smirk. “When has Clarence ever been predictable? You should know. Out of anyone, you have the most perversive knowledge of him.”

His revolver rested on some papers. Idly he picked it up, cradling it against his chest while he kicked his heels up on the desk, and wielded his most charming grin. That was the true weapon here. Green eyes, and wide, white shark teeth.

“Pervasive. I think you meant to say. The Family Corporation doesn’t appreciate the spreading of unsubstantiated and scandalizing rumors, Miss Masters. We’re a polite society here. Gossip is rude. And bad for business. And while I can be a gentleman, I am resolutely a businessman first.”

His thumb cocked the pistol’s hammer back slowly. He relished how loud a quiet sound could be in a tiny room.

“Of course, Mr. Winchester,” Meg simpered in false flattery. She wasn’t the type of dame to be intimidated. It was one of the qualities that let her prevail as Cas’s nurse. She planted her palms on the center of his desk, leaning into his space, into the threat of the gun. “But if you’re hoping those pills the doctors prescribe or those boys he parades around the club are the answer, you’ll be sadly disappointed. Castiel, he’s a force of nature, and nature is never predictable, Winchester. Nature can never play by the rules of gentlemen. So what you’re asking me is not how to curb some misbehavior, but how to stop Castiel from being Castiel. And I think we both know there’s only one solution to that.”

Her eyes were dark, glittering with contempt, but there was also that same sad resignation that had been in Rufus’s eyes. In Bobby’s. In Benny’s. A look that said they all knew a truth Dean was too sentimental to admit to himself.

“Get out,” he told her then, and threw the revolver against the door once it closed behind her. It hadn’t been loaded in the first place.

Far from Chicago, Dean looks at Cas as they are now: at the curve of his bare shoulder; at the shapes of the muscles in his arm; at the way his trousers slope low around his hips. Cas of course is too distracted to pull them up. It’s a sight Dean has known since what feels like the moment he first knew consciousness. Fingers curled loosely around his forgotten cigar, grey winter smoke for a grey winter sky, Cas has gone lost himself in thought at the window.

Here they could be anyone. Two pseudonyms in an anonymous hotel room. They could go anywhere. Away from Chicago. From the gang. From business. Dean could live his thirties the same way he lived the first three decades of his life, with Cas as the dark center around which his world spins.

Or.

Or.

Washington’s Rules of Civility & Decent Behaviour In Company and Conversation (part 1)

Here we are, after a ridiculous result on the election. The times to come will be hard and complicated, and most probably there will be people with a total lack of respect for others since the chosen president shows that about half of the USA supports being disrespectful, racist and intolerant.

But not us. No, sir! We all know that this is the very right time to behave like real ladies and gentlemen, and treat all people as equals in the most civil ways. So here are the 110 rules that the 16 year-old George Washington copied by hand from Francis Hawkins’ “Youths Behavior, or Decency in Conversation Amongst Men” (published in 1640, and taken from the French Jesuits composition from 1595), and they are still as universal now as they were in the 18th century, even if they sound a little outdated. I’ve added some notes taken from the Foundations Magazine” to some key rules for all of us to follow and divided the rules in two parts so we’ll have two long posts and not one super-long post XD.


Originally posted by swisskriss355


1. Every Action done in Company, ought to be with Some Sign of Respect, to those that are Present. (Treat everyone with respect.)

2. When in Company, put not your Hands to any Part of the Body, not usually Discovered.

3. Shew Nothing to your Friend that may affright him. (Be considerate of others. Do not embarrass others.)

4. In the Presence of Others Sing not to yourself with a humming Noise, nor Drum with your Fingers or Feet.

5. If You Cough, Sneeze, Sigh, or Yawn, do it not Loud but Privately; and Speak not in your Yawning, but put Your handkerchief or Hand before your face and turn aside.

6. Sleep not when others Speak, Sit not when others stand, Speak not when you Should hold your Peace, walk not on when others Stop.

7. Put not off your Cloths in the presence of Others, nor go out your Chamber half Drest.

8. At Play and at Fire its Good manners to Give Place to the last Comer, and affect not to Speak Louder than Ordinary.

9. Spit not in the Fire, nor Stoop low before it neither Put your Hands into the Flames to warm them, nor Set your Feet upon the Fire especially if there be meat before it.

10. When you Sit down, Keep your Feet firm and Even, without putting one on the other or Crossing them.

11. Shift not yourself in the Sight of others nor Gnaw your nails.

Originally posted by thatwetshirt

12. Shake not the head, Feet, or Legs roll not the Eyes lift not one eyebrow higher than the other wry not the mouth, and bedew no mans face with your Spittle, by approaching too near him when you Speak.

13. Kill no Vermin as Fleas, lice ticks &c in the Sight of Others, if you See any filth or thick Spittle put your foot Dexterously upon it if it be upon the Cloths of your Companions, Put it off privately, and if it be upon your own Cloths return Thanks to him who puts it off.

14. Turn not your Back to others especially in Speaking, Jog not the Table or Desk on which Another reads or writes, lean not upon any one.

15. Keep your Nails clean and Short, also your Hands and Teeth Clean yet without Shewing any great Concern for them.

16. Do not Puff up the Cheeks, Loll not out the tongue rub the Hands, or beard, thrust out the lips, or bite them or keep the Lips too open or too Close.

17. Be no Flatterer, neither Play with any that delights not to be Play’d Withal.

18. Read no Letters, Books, or Papers in Company but when there is a Necessity for the doing of it you must ask leave: come not near the Books or Writings of Another so as to read them unless desired or give your opinion of them unask’d also look not nigh when another is writing a Letter.

19. Let your Countenance be pleasant but in Serious Matters Somewhat grave.

20. The Gestures of the Body must be Suited to the discourse you are upon.

21. Reproach none for the Infirmities of Nature, nor Delight to Put them that have in mind thereof.
22. Shew not yourself glad at the Misfortune of another though he were your enemy.
23. When you see a Crime punished, you may be inwardly Pleased; but always shew Pity to the Suffering Offender.

Originally posted by wadeewilson

24. Do not laugh too loud or too much at any Publick Spectacle. (Don’t draw attention to yourself.)

25. Superfluous Complements and all Affectation of Ceremony are to be avoided, yet where due they are not to be Neglected.

26. In Pulling off your Hat to Persons of Distinction, as Noblemen, Justices, Churchmen &c make a Reverence, bowing more or less according to the Custom of the Better Bred, and Quality of the Person. Amongst your equals expect not always that they Should begin with you first, but to Pull off the Hat when there is no need is Affectation, in the Manner of Saluting and resaluting in words keep to the most usual Custom.

27. ‘Tis ill manners to bid one more eminent than yourself be covered as well as not to do it to whom it’s due Likewise he that makes too much haste to Put on his hat does not well, yet he ought to Put it on at the first, or at most the Second time of being ask’d; now what is herein Spoken, of Qualification in behaviour in Saluting, ought also to be observed in taking of Place, and Sitting down for ceremonies without Bounds is troublesome.

28. If any one come to Speak to you while you are are Sitting Stand up though he be your Inferior, and when you Present Seats let it be to every one according to his Degree.

29. When you meet with one of Greater Quality than yourself, Stop, and retire especially if it be at a Door or any Straight place to give way for him to Pass.

Originally posted by anorangedeathandblackstrawberry

30. In walking the highest Place in most Countries Seems to be on the right hand therefore Place yourself on the left of him whom you desire to Honour: but if three walk together the middest Place is the most Honourable the wall is usually given to the most worthy if two walk together.

31. If any one far Surpasses others, either in age, Estate, or Merit yet would give Place to a meaner than himself in his own lodging or elsewhere the one ought not to except it, So he on the other part should not use much earnestness nor offer it above once or twice.

32. To one that is your equal, or not much inferior you are to give the chief Place in your Lodging and he to who 'tis offered ought at the first to refuse it but at the Second to accept though not without acknowledging his own unworthiness.

33. They that are in Dignity or in office have in all places Precedence but whilst they are Young they ought to respect those that are their equals in Birth or other Qualities, though they have no Publick charge.

34. It is good Manners to prefer them to whom we Speak before ourselves especially if they be above us with whom in no Sort we ought to begin.

35. Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive. (When you speak, be concise.)

36. Artificers & Persons of low Degree ought not to use many ceremonies to Lords, or Others of high Degree but Respect and highly Honour them, and those of high Degree ought to treat them with affability & Courtesy, without Arrogance.

37. In Speaking to men of Quality do not lean nor Look them full in the Face, nor approach too near them at lest Keep a full Pace from them.

38. In visiting the Sick, do not Presently play the Physician if you be not Knowing therein.

39. In writing or Speaking, give to every Person his due Title According to his Degree & the Custom of the Place.

Originally posted by massiveobserver-blog-blog

40. Strive not with your Superiors in argument, but always Submit your Judgment to others with Modesty. (Do not argue with your superior. Submit your ideas with humility.)

41. Undertake not to Teach your equal in the art himself Professes; it Savours of arrogance.

42. Let thy ceremonies in Courtesy be proper to the Dignity of his place with whom thou conversest for it is absurd to act the same with a Clown and a Prince.

43. Do not express Joy before one sick or in pain for that contrary Passion will aggravate his Misery.

44. When a man does all he can though it Succeeds not well blame not him that did it. (When a person does their best and fails, do not criticize him.)

45. Being to advise or reprehend any one, consider whether it ought to be in public or in Private; presently, or at Some other time in what terms to do it & in reproving Show no Sign of Cholar but do it with all Sweetness and Mildness. (When you must give advice or criticism, consider the timing, whether it should be given in public or private, the manner and above all be gentle.)

46. Take all Admonitions thankfully in what Time or Place Soever given but afterwards not being culpable take a Time & Place convenient to let him him know it that gave them. (If you are corrected, take it without argument. If you were wrongly judged, correct it later.)

47. Mock not nor Jest at any thing of Importance break no Jest that are Sharp Biting and if you Deliver any thing witty and Pleasant obtain from Laughing
thereat yourself. (Do not make fun of anything important to others)
48. Wherein wherein you reprove Another be unblameable yourself; for example is more prevalent than Precepts. (If you criticize someone else of something, make sure you are not guilty of it yourself. Actions speak louder than words.)

49. Use no Reproachful Language against any one neither Curse nor Revile.

50. Be not hasty to believe flying Reports to the Disparagement of any. (Do not be quick to believe bad reports about others)

Good Stuff - THE TROOF ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE - Part 2

WARNING: If anybody’s got a clown suitcase, I would very much like to see it. And here’s part 1, if you wish to know more. Thank you, take care out there, and enjoy.

Steven Universe is a charming, popular show with a quad-polar fandom, and I’m only here to point out what I say is legitimately wrong with the cartoon. Simple enough? Fair enough. Previously, I talked about how their action is so basic, it’s inexcusable. Now for Point number 2, which is also my favorite:

THE VILLAINS:

I fucking love villains. Not just for the who, but why and how they do it. When bad guys like the Joker, Lord Dominator, DIO, or Him do their thing onscreen, I enjoy every moment of their threatening essence (except Jared Leto’s Joker, he sucked). Villains remorselessly do unethical, downright vicious, things to fulfill their goals while initiating setting up the heroes to correct these effects with their efforts and abilities. Steven Universe has villains, sure. Yet, after having so many chances, Rebecca Sugardaddy has failed to make them REAL villains, specifically the Great Diamond Authority.

Now originally, I was gonna compare the Diamonds to the likes of Fire Lord Ozai (Avatar: The Last Airbender) or DIO (JJBA); villains that work in the shadows and when they’re eventually revealed, they’re already a force to be reckoned with. But looking into how they and Homeworld is set up, there was no other villainous ensemble that could stack up with the Diamonds perfectly like the Gorosei from the anime One Piece.

Looking more badass than the US Government

Now these five gentlemen aren’t necessarily what make up the end all be all for the series, but above all, the Gorosei are the ruling leaders of the organization that controls the entire world of One Piece. They command the military, the police, and other agencies, like their investigative and espionage departments, and the only people that out rule these gentlemen are the descendants of those who created it several centuries ago. Like the Diamonds, they seek to maintain order and justice for the people of their world and doing so means taking on any sign of revolution (namely Pirates) that could damage not only their image, but their purpose. Both Authorities possess absolute rule over the many classes that are under them and their stance of power can be present with the many actions that effect the characters we focus on currently. The difference between the two ruling classes is nuance, aka a grey sense of morality, aka an actual sense of relatability. So when I see a series having an overall narrative villain, Steven Universe has shown me that sympathy should NOT be a factor in storytelling.

And their crocodile tears are not welcome either…

Now when I say this, I don’t mean you can’t sympathize with any villain you see. Most of the time, you can feel for the antagonist when their lives never were good to begin with, that’s namely how villainy starts out, therefore making their actions not so much justified, but understandable. Take the rogues gallery that are the enemies of Batman.

Every one of them has a story to tell and a method to their madness. Their histories weren’t as nice or as hopeful as they may have hoped, and you can feel their pain as their efforts to be successful at something grand falls apart due to the Dark Knight or life’s unforgiving nature. However, the sympathy stops there because none of these masterminds, with the Joker being an exception, serve as a main villain to Batman’s crusade for justice, they’re continuous rivals and one off stories that expand the DC Universe. No evil in Gotham is powerful enough because Batman’s story has no real endgame. Steven Universe and One Piece will eventually have an endgame. And while the Gorosei represent an Oligarchical commodity that separates its order seeking rule from their affiliating countries, The Diamonds have amounted to being under one system alone:

Originally posted by marcyandpeebles

Yep. Nazis.

And it’s weird I bring this up. For I would’ve thought to have called Homeworld an authoritative caste system where the gem you’re born with defines your class and status, coinciding with the gems’ natural abilities. The specific gems are given a role and everyone plays a part to maintain societal order, like what India has, with the Diamonds being the biggest and strongest gems and therefore are the de facto Matriarch of the gem society, you feel me? That would’ve earned a little sympathy from me, because the Diamonds losing Pink would’ve meant the massive changes to accommodate their order and resources might not have worked out so well and their image as leaders are slowly diminishing and that can explain the huge resentment for Earth and Rose’s Rebellion.

But no. Instead the Diamonds are a repressive totalitarian government that basically control everyone and everything, all the gems below to strictly follow and almost never question their line of reasoning, and they’re reasons for destroying the Earth has been summarized down to the emotional baggage and grudge that came with their failure long ago.

Originally posted by gemsingifs

CAN YOU NOT FEEL THEIR PAIN?!

Wanna know why I didn’t compare the Diamonds to Avatar’s Fire Nation when talking about humanizing the enemy and the connection couldn’t be more obvious? Because before Ozai is ever mentioned, The Last Airbender states very clearly that the Fire Nation is the region Aang and his friends need to infiltrate to stop their manifest destiny. And when we’re early hinted that Zuko’s not full on evil, it lets the audience know that not everyone is on board with those in charge of the Fire Nation invasion, leading up to Ozai’s big debut where we see that as the endgame villain, he’s irredeemable and has such a lust for power, that he’s recognizably the main drive everyone has to stop. Avatar did this right because little by little, the main enemy was narrowed down to a single force that hasn’t made itself known until near the end when his presence bear more importance. The same can’t be said for Steven Universe because Rebecca Sugar Rush presented yet another faint mistake.

The Diamond’s personalities are given to us before they’ve shown us who they are and what they’re capable of…

So we see Yellow Diamond as a vindictive, no nonsense leader that wants shit to get done and Blue Diamond as a more tender looking, yet no nonsense leader that’s grieving over Pink Diamond’s death and does whatever she can to move on and remember the fallen fondly. So, have they done anything before we’ve met them personally? Sure.

*They corrupted thousands of their own kind (because of the rebellion)

*Allowed experimentation towards shattered gems to make artificial fusion (because of the rebellion)

*Ordered a search and destroy on all “defective” gems that go against the Authority’s standards and prevalence while said defectives put themselves in a literally hole of despair for coming out wrong (Gaslighting)

*And let’s not forget the Cluster (because of the rebellion)

So yeah, quite a lot actually. Now you might be thinking, “But Monkey Network, what does those five old men have to do with what the Diamonds did?” Well, when you see the villainous shit the Gorosei have commanded, their actions are actually more relatable.

*Ordering the destruction of an island of archaeologists because they were secretly researching forbidden history

*Allowing a hit on their own government affiliated island to erase any potential surviving threats that invaded there

*Directing the Marines, or the front line enemies of our Pirate heroes

*And contemplating their system’s next move when updates arrive

Now I don’t know about you, but these gentlemen make up quite an authoritative class with understandable motives and relatable notions on running the world without necessarily being on the front lines. Kinda like the US over the years? Even when their level of corruption can be on par and we still know little of their true power and who they really are, they’re instantly better than the Diamond Authority because we can see why they’re in command, their thoughts and actions towards our heroes shows no sign of being sympathetic, and yet we see where their motives lie. I mean, their Government’s enemies are pirates. You know, Pirates? People who’ve robbed and killed and are the opposite of order? See where I’m going here? They namely go after our heroes who are seen to be the enemy even when the Pirates and plenty others consider them the enemy. It’s almost as if there’s a grey choice for the audience to wonder whom the real bad guys are. OooooOOh.

Also, quick side note. The Gorosei look fucking cool. Like their designs aren’t exactly human, credit towards Eiichiro Oda and his expressive designs, but they’re drawn with such a level of seriousness and stature that it presents their elder wisdom and grave subtlety towards a subject in a contrasting light to the pirates bombastic, emotional appeal. But the Diamonds?

This picture summarizes how I will never take them seriously, no matter how hard they try or how good Patti LuPone is

So, what has this amounted to? Basically, Rebecca Sugardop has given us nonthreatening villains that showed no sign of any redeemable qualities beyond their ability to mesmerize us with their acting. That and give us an episode that, in summary, tells the audience that killing an enemy like the Diamonds makes you no better than them. Yeah, I have to go there.

Originally posted by stevenfaces

I’ll try and make this quick.

This episode was Crime and Punishment done bad. For Crime and Punishment, it was an old Russian tale of a man killing a woman that’s rich yet unliked in the community because he believed it was for a greater good; implying that murder is permissible in pursuit of a higher purpose. Same can apply to Bismuth, having faith that in killing the Diamonds, Homeworld can be liberated from the oppressive elite. Here’s where that tie-in ends: the effect. In Crime and Punishment, the killer shows sincere regret towards his actions because it didn’t present any change in the community beyond the fact that an old woman got murdered and the only thing the she was despised for was being a greedy pawnbroker. What regret would’ve there been in using the Breaking Point on the Diamonds? Bismuth wasn’t set on killing any Homeworld gem around, just the leader who show that they mean and will mean business unless they’re fully out of commission. The show wanted to say killing the Diamonds is bad even when the effect of it could be good, but never offered any other method to success and just shunned Bismuth to dormancy until they need her again, proving she might have been onto something.

Originally posted by citystompers

Whew. So, what’s the tl;dr aspect of this since you probably won’t take this seriously. Well, call this a domino effect. Rebecca Sugar Pop is trying to make sympathetic dictators, which is itself an oxymoronic detail. In doing so, she failed to make them real villains. In doing that, there really are no real villains in the show. And when there are no villains, the conflict feels dry and absent. And without conflict, she failed at putting together HALF an overall story. And when you’re a coming of age story where it has to end on some note with maturity and change, after almost five years in the making, you just FUCKED yourself over when you didn’t even invest time in HALF of what makes an overall story of good and evil investing and engaging. Oh I’m sorry, what makes an overall story of a blurred line between good and evil. Investing and engaging.

I can’t care anymore. If they get redeemed, sure. If they end up dying like a tragedy, fine. They feel less like villains to overcome and more like stairs Steven has to step on to become a better person. Just let White Diamond be as grandiose and badass as Tumblr’s AUs of her, because again…

Originally posted by it-takes-two-to-mango

The fandom is doing the show a bit of justice

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The start of the Bean Pastel Rainbowcy, ladies & gentlemen! 

Rules & Challenge by @berrysweetboutique

- Lacey Bean (haa..sounds like lazy bean)

- Traits: Artistic, Flirty, Perfectionist, Family Oriented, & Neat

- LTW: Surrounded by Family

- Mates Career: Law Enforcement

Goals

- Master Painting Skill 

- Sell Paintings To Make Money, (Can’t join painter career)

- Paint 5 Masterpieces

- Paint portrait of your heir (same with each generation)

- Have total of 5 kids with two different sims (pink sim & purple sim)

If anyone would like to create her a partner (pink or purple) just message me! 

partner slots

1. Tulip Sweet Pea by @berrysim 

2. 

The Rules of Being a Gentleman

The rules of being a gentleman

Rules of being a Gentlemen
No.1 - Run with her on the beach.
No.2 - Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
No.3 - Never talk about other girls infront of her.
No.4 - Learn to play the guitar for her.
No.5 - Comfort her when she’s scared.
No.6 - Watch the sunset with her.
No.7 - If she can’t sleep, read her a bedtime story.
No.8 - If you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her.
No.9 - Never force her to do anything.
No.10 - Call her beautiful, especially when she least expects it.
No.11 - Never let her walk home alone.
No.12 - Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
No.13 - Always make the first move.
No.14 - Never lie to her, she’ll find out.
No.15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
No.16 - Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice is. ..she’ll like it.
No.17 - When she’s fighting with someone, defend her even when you don’t think she’s right.
No.18 - Accept her for who she is.
No.19 - Call her beautiful instead of hot nor sexy.
No.20 - Don’t let go first during a hug.
No.21 - Tell her if she has something in her hair.
No.22 - Tell her you love her before she sleeps every night.
No.23 - Never go through her messages.
No.24 - Making her look bad infront of your friends will make you look bad, too.
No.25 - Always have her back.
No.26 - Kiss her in the rain.
No.27 - Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
No.28 - Stay on the call with her even if she fell asleep.
No.29 - Let her fall asleep in your arms.
No.30 - Give her piggyback rides.
No.31 - Call her babe.
No.32 - Apologize when you’re wrong.
No.33 - Always open the door for her.
No.34 - Boobs or butts doesn’t matter.
No.35 - Notice the little things.
No.36 - Give her flowers.
No.37 - Good hygiene is a must.
No.38 - Be confident.
No.39 - Don’t swear.
No.40 - Carry things for her.
No.41 - Always be the stronger one.
No.42 - Pay for dinner.
No.43 - Hold her chair.
No.44 - Be a good listener.
No.45 - Don’t brag.
No.46 - Compliment her.
No.47 - Don’t use her.
No.48 - Respect her.
No.49 - Perform random acts of kindness.
No.50 - Never take her for granted.
No.51 - Give her breakfast in bed.
No.52 - Hang out with her friends too, not just yours.
No.53 - Do whatever it takes to make her happy.
No.54 - She’s more important than video games.
No.55 - Don’t make a promise if you’re going to break it.
No.56 - If she slaps you, you probably deserved it.
No.57 - She should have three things from you; your sweatshirt, a stuffed animal and a really pretty ring.
No.58 - Never slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way.
No.59 - If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
No.60 - Forget her birthday once and you’re screwed.
No.61 - Hug her from the back.
No.62 - Never insult her, even if you’re joking around.
No.63 - Never miss a date.
No.64 - Try your best to get her something on your vacation. (it doesn’t have to be expensive, as long as it’s from the heart)
No.65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for you. (it will mean the world to her)
No.66 - Never ask her to buy you things.
No.67 - If you love her, show her, not your friends.
No.68 - Don’t get upset if she wants to watch chick flicks. (you might even like it)
No.69 - When she’s sick, don’t neglect her.
No.70 - Reply her texts.
No.71 - Never ask a girl out because of a dare.
No.72 - Never be late for a date.
No.73 - Unexpected surprises.
No.74 - When both of you are in a fight, take the blame even if she’s wrong.
No.75 - Listen to what she has to say.
No.76 - If you know she loves you, don’t play with her emotions and take advantage of it.
No.77 - When she refuses to talk to you because you did something to upset her,insist and make up for it.
No.78 - Make her feel like a princess.
No.79 - Shift to the dangerous side when crossing the street.
No.80 - When she drops something, stop whatever you’re doing to help her.
No.81 - Never let her down of blow her off.
No.82 - Treat her like your best friend.
No.83 - Kiss the back of her hand.
No.84 - Love her when she least deserves it — that’s when she needs it the most.
No.85 - Tell her your stories and feelings too. She wants to hear them. Promise.
No.86 - Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings, she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding out later.
No.87 - Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug me”.
No.88 - Believe her and believe in her.
No.89 - Always listen to what she has to say.
No.90 - Good grammar is sexy.
No.91 - Look her in the eyes.
No.92 - Let her rest her head on your shoulder.
No.93 - Take the initiative to go and talk to her.
No.94 - Have pillow fights with her.
No.95 - Never talk bad behind her back.
No.96 - Never be a jerk to her infront of her friends.
No.97 - Never go to parties or hang out with other girls without her.
No.98 - Never make excuses.
No.99 - Don’t talk to her when you’re mad. (you will screw something up)
No.100 - Don’t try to keep anything from her.
No.101 - Slip sweet notes in her locker. (they will make her day)
No.102 - Never let a day pass without saying ‘I love you’ to her.
No.103 - Always protect her from any kind of harm.
No.104 - Never give her a reason to think that she’s the man in the relationship.
No.105 - Grand gestures.
No.106 - Kiss her under the stars.
No.107 - Love her unconditionally.
No.108 - Make her an album of the songs that reminds you of her.
No.109 - Never lead her on if you know nothing’s going to happen.
No.110 - Never answer “Does this make me look fat?” question. (it’s a trick)
No.111 - If you love her, never let her slip away.
No.112 - Your warmth soothes her heart.
No.113 - When going out, don’t ask her what she wants to do, take charge and decide.
No.114 - Smile and laugh at her jokes, even if they aren’t funny.
No.115 - If you don’t have time for her, make time for her.
No.116 - Always be available for her.
No.117 - If you love her, tell her before it’s too late.
No.118 - Never forget an anniversary.
No.119 - When you’re around her, always make her feel like you’re her first and last.
No.120 - It’s the little compliments that means alot to her.
No.121 - Show her off infront of you or her friends.
No.122 - When she’s tired, carry her.
No.123 - Never accuse.
No.124 - Do it because you want to, not because you want something back in return.
No.125 - Actions speak louder than words.
No.126 - Have those I-love-you-more-fights. (she thinks it’s cute)
No.127 - Don’t say whatever when you are arguing. (it’ll make her more mad)
No.128 - Never blame her for your mistakes.
No.129 - She loves that cute smirk. Promise.
No.130 - A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
No.131 - No more bro’s before ho’s. Well respected women, before bro’s.
No.132 - Don’t go anywhere without kissing her goodbye.
No.133 - Hold the door for every girl, attractive or not.
No.134 - Try to write a song for her, even if you’re not musically inclined. (she’ll love it no matter what)
No.135 - Text her good morning to have her day start with a smile.
No.136 - She comes first. Always.
No.137 - Never let her forget how much she means to you.
No.138 - Never let her fall asleep waiting for your call.
No.139 - Her “nothing” is always something.
No.140 - Never tell a girl she doesn’t understand. Ever. Chances are she does.
No.141 - Forehead kisses.
No.142 - Have a day for just you and her, she loves the one on one time.
No.143 - Have tickle fights with her (but let her win)
No.144 - Dance with her even when there’s no music on.
No.145 - Stay up, even if you are tired to talk or chat with her.
No.146 - Never give her a reason to doubt your feelings for her.
No.147 - Never reject her kisses or hugs.
No.148 - Don’t text or call her just because you’re bored.
No.149 - Kiss her spontaneously in the middle of her sentence.
No.150 - Love her for who she is, not for who you want her to be.
No.151- When she pushes you away, pull her in closer.
No.152- Call her love. It sounds classy.
No.153- Tuck her hair behind her ear.
No.154- Never compare her with your ex-girlfriends. She is incomparable.
No.155- Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
No.156- If you fall in love with her, tell her. Just be prepared to catch her.
No.157- In the middle of a hug, squeeze a little harder. (she’ll love it, promise)
No.158- A gentleman always cheers for his hometown team. Win or lose.
No.159- A gentleman respects every women in his life. If you can’t respect your own mother, forget about respecting your girlfriend.
No.160- Stupid lame jokes; awkwardly adorable moments.
No.161- A gentleman never hits a girl, ever.
No.162- A gentleman always thinks before he says.
No.163- A gentleman is never rude.
No.164- A gentleman never breaks a promise.
No.165- Don’t try to out dress a woman. She should be the center of attention and should now feel that she’s under dressed.
No.166- A gentleman always dresses well.
No.167- Don’t just talk the talk.
No.168- Look people in the eyes when you greet them and shake their hand.
No.169- Never cut someone off.
No.170- If you’re trying to have a relationship, let the woman know. If you’re not, and you’re just trying to hit, let them know that, too.
No.171- Open doors. Pull out chairs. Let her order first. Simple manners.
No.172- No, she doesn’t look fat in the dress. Yes, even if she does.
No.173- Give girls a little extra respect.
No.174- Secret rooftop meetings never gets old.
No.175- Calling her “baby,” will make her melt every time. Promise.
No.176- When listening to the radio, if a love song comes on, squeeze her hand tighter.
No.177- Your girlfriend is not the prettiest of them all, because in your eyes, she should be the only one who is pretty.
No.178- Confidence is sexy. Cockiness is not.
No.179- Hold her while she cries, nothing feels better.
No.180- When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin her around. (she’ll love it.)
No.181- Always maintain eye contact. It lets her know that you are only paying attention to her.
No.182- If you make her bite her lip, know that you’re doing a damn good job at whatever you’re doing.
No.183- Hold her tight, she won’t want you to let go.
No.184- Make holding her hand too tight be the only way you can hurt her.
No.185- Kisses aren’t everything; never underestimate the power of a good hug.
No.186- Play with her fingers, she loves the way your hand touches hers.
No.187- Grand gestures and complimenting the little things aren’t opposites. Do both.
No.188- Don’t tell her your love is forever unless you have no doubt it is.
No.189- Tell her all your sweet memories together. She’ll be smiling all day long knowing that you remember every single moment you’re together.
No.190- If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy enough.
No.191- A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile. If you love her, you shouldn’t be giving any guy that chance. It should be you making her smile.
No.192- Every gentleman should have at least one suit in his closet.
No.193- Good look’s just a bonus if you have a great personality.
No.194- If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that. Idiot, don’t take her for granted.
No.195- A gentleman should always have one good watch on his wrist. It’s a mark of character and dignity.
No.196- Gentlemen, wear a belt. It’s called underwear for a reason.
No.197- Don’t try to outdress a woman. She should be the center of attention and should not feel that she’s underdressed.
No.198- Being open-minded and aware of the world around you shows class and sophistication, but avoid seeming pretentious by being modest instead of showing off what you know.
No.199- Don’t ask about the last guy she was with. Being competitive is a young man’s game.
No.200- Avoid public fights with your woman. Keep things private to let her know there’s an exclusive world that you and her share.
No.201- Avoid unnecessary use of expletives in public, especially in the presence of a woman you’re trying to impress.
No.202- If you want to leave her, leave her breathless. If you want to lie, lie next to her. If you want to let go, let go of your pride and pursue her.
No.203- Boasting about your intelligence isn’t attractive, neither is downplaying it.
No.204- Always keep the balance between obsession and apathy. Make her feel important but give her some space when she needs it.
No.205- Gentlemen, be aware that the line between confidence and arrogance is extremely thin.
No.206- Every girl wants that feeling of being wanted and belonged too. So gentlemen, give it to her. Give her your undivided attention, the best that you can give and offer her, and the best of the best that you know she deserves.
No.207- Always kiss your lady’s hand. It will make her feel like a queen.
No.208- Apologize. You are not degrading yourself, you are showing that you care for that person’s feelings.
No.209- Don’t tell her you love her unless you really mean it. She might do something crazy, like believe it.
No.210- Nice guys finish last because they put their ladies first.
No.211- Don’t waste your time looking for all the wrong ones, when you already have the right one.
No.212- Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. So, if your give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
No.213- Chivalry is very much alive. Just because a girl acts like she doesn’t care for those small things, inside she’s really looking for it.
No.214- Don’t bring up how many girls you’ve been with; it will not make you look better nor will it impress her.
No.215- Tell her nobody’s perfect, but she is as perfect as they come.
No.216- Allow your lady to walk ahead of you, not all over you.
No.217- Don’t tell her you love her, if you have another girl by your side.
No.218- A girl’s dream is to own something that belongs to you. When she has that, she feels extra close to you.
No.219- If you feel as if you’d die for her, live in such a way that she would know.
No.220- Go ahead, take a punch for her, give one if necessary, just make sure she wasn’t the one that got hurt.
No.221- Sometimes you shouldn’t have to ask how she’s doing. Read the signs: look into her eyes.
No.222- Remember, whenever she finishes a sentence with “I’ve never told anyone that before,” make sure to never forget.
No.223- Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he’s got her.
No.224- Kiss her nose.
No.225- Give her something to tell her friends about.
No.226- A gentleman doesn’t need to hit a woman to feel like a “man”. After all, he is a gentle man.
No.227- If she worries about you, it just means she cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you should be worried.
No.228- When she starts to let go during a hug, pull her even closer and hug her even tighter.
No.229- Just because she has dated douchebags doesn’t mean there isn’t any chance for a nice guy.
No.230- Don’t flip out when your girlfriend wonders who you’re with or what you’re doing. It means she cares and she’s actually afraid to lose you to someone else.
No.231- “Don’t date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful.”
No.232- Spill your heart out to her; if she loves you she’ll love to listen.
No.233- “Anyone can be heroic form time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.” -Luigi Pirandello
No.234- A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
No.235- A true gentleman should never take advantage of any lady.
No.236- When you’re holding hands, squeeze hers from time to time. It will surely make her look at you and smile.
No.237- When she rubs her arms with both hands, it’s another sign of saying, “Hug me, make me warm.”
No.238- Remember, she loves you for you. So don’t try to go around changing yourself just to impress her.
No.239- When you say ‘I love you’, say it in a way she’ll want to hear it. Look her in the eyes; grasp her hand; and lean close to her, so she knows you’re truly serious.
No.240- If you aren’t treating her right, don’t be mad when somebody else does.
No.241- Never ever make a girl feel anything less than perfect.
No.242- A gentleman never lies to his woman. Ever.
No.243- A gentleman should always give up his seat for the elderly.
No.244- You came from a woman. So you have no right to disrespect one.
No.245- Hold her when she’s crying and tell her that everything’s going to be okay.
No.246- A gentleman can recognize it when he loses a fight. Know the difference between standing up for yourself and being a fool.
No.247- There are so many fishes in the sea. Do not settle until you have found your mermaid.
No.248- A gentleman only lies to his woman if it involves surprising her.
No.249- If you break up with her, check up on her every once in a while to make sure she’s alright.
No.250- A gentleman admits when he’s wrong, and stands his ground when he is right.
No.251- A gentleman respects a woman’s boundaries.
No.252- Fall in love with her flaws. Everything else will be a plus.
No.253- It doesn’t matter how many fights you two may get into. If you truly do love her, it should never matter. Ever.
No.254- Love her when she least deserves it because that’s when she needs it most.
No.255- Honesty. She’ll respect you even more.
No.256- Be the one who stays by her side and protects her. Especially when no one else does.
No.257- Tell her she’s beautiful everyday. You don’t know how much that will mean to her.
No.258- A gentleman doesn’t just tell his lady he loves her, he shows it.
No.259- Any lady just wants you to be a well-mannered gentleman that treats others right.
No.260- A gentleman is always a gentleman and nothing less.
No.261- Before speaking your concerns, give them thought, then do so appropriately.
No.262- “I love you” means nothing if you don’t sincerely mean it.
No.263- Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.
No.264- Pretty and sexy is not the same as beautiful.
No.265- She deserves the best. Even if you’re not meant to be the man to give it to her.
No.266- A kiss is nothing unless it is backed up feelings for her.
No.267- Chivalry never died, the gentleman in you did.
No.268- A good gentleman treats his mother like a queen and treats you the same.
No.269- Just because you’ve stopped talking to each other doesn’t mean you’re not on her mind.
No.270- Don’t make her feel special when she’s actually not. Avoid false hope.
No.271- If she’s responsible for your smile, then be responsible with her heart.
No.272- A true man’s heart knows no distance.
No.273- Never, ever give her a reason to feel threatened by another woman.
No.274- A good gentleman is smart, but a great gentleman is well-educated.
No.275- Remember, she has a past too. Don’t hold it against her.
No.276- You need to have your favourite song. The one that reminds you how it all began. Make sure she never forgets it.
No.277- Never make her stay up all night waiting for your call, and have to realize late at night that you aren’t going to call.
No.278- Don’t underestimate the power of a hug. It can turn her day around.
No.279- If she leans against you, hug her. She wants to be held.
No.280- Calm, cool and composed. All characteristics a gentleman possesses.
No.281- If you love her, remember that on the bad days.
No.282- Chivalry will never run out of style.
No.283- Men are supposed to lead, not lead on.
No.284- Never miss a chance to tell her you love her because you never know when it’ll be your last.
No.285- Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
No.286- Hold her tighter, kiss her harder and love her more as everyday goes by.
No.287- Treat everybody equally. Their sexual orientation should not matter.
No.288- A gentleman never pursues an already taken woman.
No.289- Good morning texts.
No.290- Be a lady’s man, not a ladies man.
No.291- Chivalry is a beautiful, genuine thing. It will never die.
No.292- Make her your everything in front of everyone, everytime.
No.293- The acknowledgement of a gentleman is found through his actions and the word in which he gives.
No.294- Ladies first.
No.295- She chose to be with you, don’t test her.
No.296- An already taken gentleman never pursues another woman.
No.297- A gentleman never has to tell anyone he is gentleman.
No.298- Love her through life, through death, and even after that.
No.299- Never make a promise you can’t keep.
No.300- Don’t hold anything against her, especially her mistakes.
No.301- A gentleman knows that if it ever comes to that, he can let go of her, but he will never forget her.
No.302- A gentleman knows when to call her sexy, and when to let her know she’s beautiful.
No.303- Spending time with your lady is all well and good, but a gentleman never forgets his friends.
No.304- Chivalry and respect are as natural to a gentleman as breathing. They should not require effort.
No.305- Trust will make or break your relationship.
No.306- A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your shirt to get a better view of your heart.
No.307- Treat every woman the way you’d want your daughter to be treated.
No.308- A gentleman knows that it takes what won her, to keep her.
No.309- A gentleman should not abuse power, but they shouldn’t forget that they have it.
No.310- Practice what you preach. It’s as simple as that.
No.311- By respecting the boundary between being close friends and flirting, you’re respecting your lady.
No.312- Treat your lady like you treat your Tumblr, give her all your time, love and respect.
No.313- It doesn’t have to be her birthday or Valentine’s Day. Show up at her door with a rose, a blanket and a picnic table.
No.314- A gentleman should not easily let his woman slip his sight, but he should know her freedom of space.
No.315- A gentleman should always treat a girl well, before they are together, and after as well.
No.316- Chivalry is the only “wingman” you need.
No.317- Add a genuine “how are you’ to your greetings and an “I’m there for you” to your goodbyes.
No.318- If you care about her, chase after her.
No.319- A gentleman shouldn’t strive to make his girl jealous, but to make others jealous of his girl.
No.320- Just show her that you care.
No.321- A gentleman must know how to take care of himself as well.
No.322- Don’t leave her because of long distance. The absence makes the heart grow fonder.
No.323- The trick to being a gentleman is making her feel like a lady.
No.324- Texting her “good morning beautiful” instantly puts her in a good mood. It lets her know that she is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning.
No.325- Be yourself, because by being yourself you could possibly be everything that she needs.
No.326- Sometimes she’s just waiting for you to make the first move.
No.327- A gentleman never allows himself to come second to another, and knows when he has to move on.
No.328- Play games, not ladies.
No.329- Always tell the truth.
No.330- Love is like a wheel, it has its ups and downs. But in the end you’ll find out it’s still meant to last forever.
No.331- A gentleman should be honest to everyone, including himself, at all time.
No.332- A true gentleman will do anything to make his girl happy.
No.333- Never talk about past big loves, it will only make her think she needs to live up to it.
No.334- Fall for her harder everyday.
No.335- A gentleman knows that once you have her, you keep her.
No.336- Don’t go to sleep unless everything is okay between you and your lady.
No.337- Second chances mean that she loves you too much to leave, don’t do anything to change that. Return the favour.
No.338- A gentleman should tell his lady every night before he goes to sleep just exactly how much she means to him.
No.339- Being a gentleman isn’t a form of courtship, it’s a way of life.
No.340- The sexiest curve on her body is her smile.
No.341- Don’t ever break her trust in any way, because you will never fully gain it back.
No.342- Cheating is never okay. There is no justification for it. Just don’t.
No.343- The way a gentleman treats his mother, is a pretty good indicator of how he will treat his lady.
No.344- Late night conversations is something every girl likes.
No.345- If you truly love her, you’d want what’s best for her; whether it includes you or not.
No.346- Don’t ever make a lady cry.
No.347- Stay calm and be her man.
No.348- Don’t settle for someone that doesn’t treat you the best they can. You always deserve 100% of someone’s love.
No.349- Never underestimate a lady’s will power.
No.350- Show her that chivalry isn’t dead.
No.351- Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
No.352- Saying sorry doesn’t fix the problem. It’s what you do after that truly counts.
No.353- Don’t make promises you can’t keep, it’s not fair to her.
No.354- A real gentleman is well versed when it comes to poetry.
No.355- A true gentleman only gives for the sake of giving, never expecting anything in return.
No.356- Give her reasons to believe, not to doubt.
No.357- Simple good night and good morning text messages are highly appreciated.
No.358- Don’t talk about other girls, when you have a girlfriend. Make her feel like she is your only one, because she should be.
No.359- A gentleman attracts the attention of many, but only has eyes for his own lady.
No.360- A lady would rather be hurt with the truth, than with a lie.
No.361- A gentleman always reminds his lady how much she means to him, even though she won’t forget.
No.362- The worst thing you could do to a girl is compare her to another girl.
No.363- Remind her of how beautiful she is, every now and then.
No.364- A gentleman knows that it is often the simple gestures that mean the most.
No.365- A true gentleman should always trust his woman, because if you were truly in love, there is no reason to think she’d betray you.
No.366- A true gentleman won’t judge by looks but by heart.
No.367- Never date an ex’s best friend; chances are that will ruin their friendship and quite possibly end your new relationship.
No.368- Say nice things to her because you mean them, not just because she wants to hear them.
No.369- A gentleman knows to let his past make him better not bitter.
No.370- Kiss her like it is your first kiss, everytime.
No.371- Put some effort into the conversation.
No.372- When she cries, don’t say a thing, just hold her tight, and make her feel safe.
No.373- Compliments feel better when they’re genuine and unexpected. The more girls you call beautiful, the less impact it has.
No.374- A true gentleman will admit when he is wrong.
No.375- Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for other woman because they’re too busy looking for new ways to love their own.

A Royal Commission (18)

Literal self-indulgent silliness? You fuckin’ bet :)

For @fleetstreetfatality who I hope smiles a bit reading this <3

If you’re new to this series, here’s the rest!


Prompto is learning new things every minute about the most powerful men in the country. All of which would be excellent fodder for the tabloids, if he were so inclined…if he weren’t already in love with them all.

“Is it always…this?”

Cor just sighs, crossing his arms and taking in the scene before the two of them with an evaluating set to his lips.

“Usually it’s devolved to some form of physical challenge by now, to be honest. It’s been very civil this year.”

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Talk Dirty Romanian To Me - Sebastian Stan x Reader

Sebastian talking dirty to you in Romanian

A/N: This was an idea me and @estheletic came up with after watching Seb’s interview on James Corden, we died a little when he saw how he was flirting with Sharon Stone (here’s the video if you want to watch it, it’ll get you hot and prepared for this smut)

HEAVY SMUT WARNING!!!!

This was the third date, you’d managed to stay away from him for as long as possible but tonight was the night you decided to invite Sebastian into your apartment. The two of you were feeling slightly buzzed from the previous drinks you’d had out at dinner and so when you got in you and Seb came to a consensus that coffee would be a better drink to have.

He was being very touchy whilst you made the coffee, his hands stayed on your hips the entire time and his lips were attacking your neck every now and again. “You know it’s kind of difficult making coffee,” you mumbled, trying to pour the grains in to the mugs without spilling any of them.

His lips connected with your neck once more, “I can’t imagine why,” he mumbled with his lips still pressed against your skin, the movement causing a stir in your belly.

It took a little longer than usual but eventually the drinks were made and the two of you were rested on the couch, there was no actual drinking though. His lips tackled yours and he ended up taking your drink and placing it down on the coffee table, “don’t you think we should drink first?” You asked, trying to stay strong against his advances.

Of course there was no question about whether or not it would happen tonight, as soon as his lips were on your neck he had you completely. “Sunt lucruri pe care mai calde pe drum.” He whispered in reply, breaking the trance you’d be encompassed by.

“Excuse me?” You gasped when his hand began to stroke against your belly, pushing up your shirt so that he could expose your skin.

“I said,” he began as he slowly lowered his body further down yours, “that hotter things are on the way.” His lips tackled your belly and the feeling was mesmerising though the ache wasn’t so kind. “Îmi place acest pistrui.” Again he spoke in Romanian, but you couldn’t help and care much more about the desperate aching in your private parts that was calling this man to fulfil his duty.

You pushed him off of you and stood up, “shut up and let’s go to bed.” You demanded, practically dragging him to come to your bedroom which was only a short walk away.

The second he was standing, he was all over you, feeling up your tits, rubbing his hand all over your ass. He wanted you so badly. “Come on,” you encouraged, and with his left arm around your shoulder his hand moved to rub your crotch over your tight skirt. He showed a little restraint when you got to the lighted hallway which led to your bedroom door, removing his hand from your skirt long enough for you to open the door and enter the room. He shut it behind the both of you with a swing of his leg.

You began to tear each other’s clothes off, leaving a trail of clothing items like in Hansel and Gretel. First your shirt, then his jacket and his shirt. Then his right shoe, his left shoe, and his pants, your high heels, your vest, and your tiny, tight skirt which looked like it had been painted on you. All the while, you were kissing, caressing, and rubbing each other everywhere, breathing in each other’s scents and sexual aromas.

By the time you got to the edge of the bed, he reached to undo your bra and nearly busted a nut right there. It was one of those quarter bras, that didn’t cover your aroused areolas, but pushed your globes up gloriously from underneath. He left it on. Making you feel a moment of pride as you’d certainly dressed to impress, and thankfully you’d succeeded.

Meanwhile, you pulled his shorts down around his ankles. He busied himself kissing your magnificent tits, gently biting your nipples and licking all over those hard globes. They were real, and he liked them even better that way, firm, perfectly round, with big areolas and prominent nipples.

Then, he quickly slid his hand to the front of your oh-so-tiny thong (a necessary evil, while it was uncomfortable as hell, it certainly impressed Sebastian). Like your bra, he had intended to take it off, so he had access to your pussy, but glory of glories, it was one of those crotch less numbers, fully exposing your hot, wet hole to him.

He didn’t hesitate and slipped his middle finger into you, forcing you to let out a noticeable gasp. He stirred the finger around inside you, feeling you unleash your juices. Then, he pulled it out, and the smell of your sex was all over his hand. When he raised his finger you surprised him by taking it into your mouth, a satisfying gasp left his parted lips and the stir just grew stronger. You wanted him, no, you needed him. So once you’d licked the finger dry, you dropped down onto your knees.

You gazed up at him with a look of smouldering sensuality. With that look on your face, he knew that you planned to do magical things. And with that, you took him deeply into your throat, struggling at first but soon handling his modest girth with ease. He tilted his head back and let the sensation wash all over him, “O doamne,” he sighed, the tone lavish to your ears. Again you didn’t complain, you knew from previous conversations with him that what he said was ‘Oh God’, and hearing it in Romanian made you feel spectacular.

He could have relaxed and let loose right there, but he ached to be inside you. Besides, Sebastian had principles, and when it comes to sex, the most important rule for a gentlemen is ‘ladies first’, the woman should always cum before the man does.

But you seemed to have different ideas. After a few minutes in your throat, you pushed him down onto the bed, where he lay back with his legs dangling off the side, just touching the floor. You felt a primal desperation within you that you simply couldn’t hold back but Seb wanted to keep with his cardinal rule of sexual chivalry, he had to stop you before he went off.

So, he pulled your head off of him, stood up, and lifted your face to his. He kissed you deeply on your soft lips, your hot face completely desecrated with your excess lubrication and red from your laboured breathing, having had the luxury of taking air only through your nose. Kissing those lips, so soft, wet and warm, was the most sensual sensation his mouth had ever known. Then, he caressed his way down your neck and proceeded to remove that sexy quarter, spending a good five minutes on your unbelievable bosom.

“Ești frumoasă,” he said, continuing to appreciate your body with his mouth.

“What?” You asked, barely able to get the words out. He was paying so much attention to your nipples which were swollen, excited and extended. He was all over them with his mouth intermittently suckling one, then the other, before pushing both of them together with both of his hands as he kissed, pinched and ran his tongue back and forth across them from one areola to the other.

“I said,” he pushed you down onto the bed so that his mouth could travel further south with much more ease. “That you’re beautiful” He kissed his way to your seething chasm, fully exposed by your crotch less thing. He licked, nibbled, and bit gentle around it.

Then, ever so delicately, he started sliding my fingers inside - slowly, purposefully, first one, then, another, and finally three. And then he started working them, exploring, trying to locate that elusive inner switch. 

You were getting really worked up. Then, Sebastian even surprised myself. As he licked your opening, yielding more and more of her sweet sap, he inserted a single index finger again, and, after withdrawing it dripping from her, I employed circular caresses to survey what I surmised to be the uncharted terrain an inch south.

You were going wild, and Seb hadn’t even touched your button. You both knew that the second he made contact it would send you over the edge, and I was not wrong. 

Sebastian zeroed in, sucking your engorged little bud between his lips and into his mouth, and then used my tongue to dance around it. You were gone. 

Bucking and screaming wildly, your face lifted in ecstasy as you grabbed the back of his head with both hands and pulled his face into your mound deeply, you let out the longest, most sensual groan Sebastian had ever heard.

Finally, you loosened her grip on my head. And then as he lifted his head from your treasure, he could see it in the dim light, a passionate blush spread across your face, down your neck and onto your chest. The tops of your pale breasts were lit up like red neon. 

And now you was ready for his shaft. He wanted to be able to see everything, while he entered and exited you, so he pulled that crotch less thong down those slender legs and off of you.

Then, he pulled that fine arse to the edge of the bed, spread your long legs, and locked your knees on the outside of each of his outstretched arms, Sebastian grabbed your hips with both of his hands whist his arms held her legs wide open where his target was in full view. 

He lifted your arse off the bed, so it was level with his engorged spear as he stood with a wide stance on the side of the bed. Only your head was supported now on the mattress, so your spectacular body was arching toward him on an angle with you big breasts below him, and that beautiful, sensual face staring between them, as you looked up at him with stunned shock at what was happening. 

Without using his hands which were already occupied lifting your slender hips, he brought your pussy to the head of his cock, and then shoved his entire length into your dripping cauldron. He met no resistance, except another long, sensual groan, followed by a tortured “Oh, my god." 

He could sense that you wanted to be demure, and was trying not to be too loud or demonstrative, but now that he was all the way in you could barely hold back your moans. 

You had been making little whimpering sounds, but now his thrusting seemed to flip a switch within you, and your passion took over; dismissing any hope that your lovemaking would be polite. You began using your fingers to spread your pussy open for him, fully exposing your pink opening in the dim blue light. 

Now he was ramming his way in, then pulling almost all of the way out.

All propriety was gone. You were making animalistic grunting sounds now, intermixed with wild interjections and sexually explicit commands. "Ah, yeah, fuck me. Fuck me, I’m close. Come on, keep fucking me. Oh god, keep fucking my pussy.”

So he obliged, pounding your pussy now with everything that I had. Back and forth with the longest piston strokes he could muster. His own moans loudly calling over yours, and you wondered for a moment if your neighbours were awake and hearing what was going on. But you didn’t care, the electric feeling that seemed to pass over your body repeatedly took over every thought. 

Then all of a sudden you were cumming and so was he, your messy thrusts had sent him over the edge along with you. It took a while for you to come down from the magnificent feeling, you spent it cuddling with numerous make out sessions also being featured. “Say something Romanian again?” You asked.

He looked down at you with a smirk on his lips, “oh, you like me speaking Romanian now?”

“As long as you tell me what you said afterwards,” you were continuing with making demands but Sebastian didn’t mind, it was actually rather sexy in his eyes.

“Okay,” he nodded his head and then waited a moment, thinking about what he was going to say. After another beat he opened his mouth and began to speak, “Cred că ar trebui să mergem o altă rundă.”

“And what does that mean?” You asked, your hand now resting lazily against his naked and slightly sweaty chest.

His smirk grew, “I think we should go another round.”

You couldn’t help but role your eyes at that, “wow, how romantic.” You didn’t wait long before abruptly moving to straddle him, “but sure.”

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Title: A Reformed Rake

Pairing: MirSan, mentioned InuKag, Sesshomaru and his own ego

Rating: G

Word Count: 1636

She knew the moment he had walked in. The awed whispers that swept through the room, Kagome incessantly nudging her, and the sudden hyper awareness that coursed through her all clear indicators of exactly who had arrived. Almack’s was certainly not prepared for the unexpected arrival of Lord Houshi. Spitefully, Sango wondered whether he’d even been invited to begin with. It was only when she heard Kagome’s whispered response that Sango realized she had spoken aloud.

“Who knows whether he was, but Lady Kaede certainly can’t turn the Marquess away. Perhaps his arrival will lessen some of His Grace’s plight,” she finished on a giggle, casting a sly look in The Western Duke’s direction. Sesshomaru Taisho, the sixth Duke of the esteemed Western estate, stood against the far wall brooding as always and surrounded by a gaggle of eligible debutantes hoping to ensnare the icy duke… as always. Sango knew why Kagome had such an interest in the Duke, with her paramour being his younger brother. As the second son, Inuyasha’s draft had been purchased for him and he had been sent off to the army, having recently returned to inherit an earldom from his mother’s side, making him a very fine catch for Kagome, indeed.

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