rule again

The DM, our Half-Elf Sorceress, and Tiefling Wizard were the only people available at the time so we just fucked around and so we ended up in the Tiefling’s past

Mara (the DM as the Tieflings mother): Now what were the rules again?
Young/about 5 y/o Nemi (Tiefling Wizard): what mama says always goes. umm, always be cut throat, always listen to mama, don’t trust anyone, I don’t matter until I have a title like yours, and I’ll never matter! Right?
Mara: Good girl now you can go play outside
Nemi: *immediately starts fires*
Hoshi, watching with the current Nemeia (Nemi): wow this explains so much
Nemeia: Wow you should see the time my dad made himself look like he was bleeding out in front of me as a game

strap yourselves in lads i got tagged four times in a row

Tagged by: @phans-secret-blog

rules: answer the questions, then tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

1). Relationship status? Please date me. Someone. Please.

2). Lipstick or chapstick? My lips require chapstick to survive, so.

3). What’s the last song you listened to? Stars from the Les Mis soundtrack, according to my media player.

4). Top three shows? I’m supposed to pick??? (easy, Voltron, Steven Universe, and Avatar the Last Airbender)

5). Top three characters? ummmmmm okay so i love my son Sokka and my space son Lance, and also James Potter owns my ass.

6) Top 3 ships? Jily, Klance, and… Solangelo

Tagging: @not-a-steph, @sexxypotato, @cosmic–dragon

Tagged by: @phans-secret-blog (again)

Rules: bold the statements that are true for you!

I am 5′7″ or taller
I wear glasses
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have had braces
There is something I would change about the way I look

My Hogwarts House is - Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin
I am an introvert
I like meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality

I can sing well
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner (only bc long legs tho)
I can draw well

I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch

I enjoy playing sports
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
Fandoms are my #1 passion

I do or have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting (better than that, I watched all of modern DW in 18 days)
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

I’m in a relationship
I have a celebrity crush
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend

My Life:
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the United States
There is snow right now where I live (in the mountains, anyway)
I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone

Random Shit:
I have breakdanced
I know a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life
I speak at least 2 languages fluently
I have made a new friend in the past year

Tagging: @gallifreyburning, @elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey, @snowflakephan

Tagged by: @phans-secret-blog (again, yes, i know)

1. are you named after someone? Yeah I may have absolutely named myself after James Potter and Alexander Hamilton/Alexander the Great 

2. when was the last time you cried? Like a week ago maybe? idk.

3. do you like your handwriting? What, you mean my illegible scribbles? yeah, i’m the only one who can read it and i think that’s kinda funny

4. what is your favourite lunch meat? Shaved roast beef.

5. do you have kids? i, a virgin 19 year old, have about 68 kids.

6. if you were another person, would you be friends with you? On one hand, we’d like all the same fandoms, so yes. On the other, no bc I’m an ass and kind of a terrible friend sometimes.

7. do you use sarcasm? Who, me? Take a guess.

8. do you still have your tonsils? Yep

9. would you bungee jump? Now that i think of it, i would absolutely love to throw myself off of a bridge for a bit of adrenaline

10. what is your favourite kind of cereal? Raisin bran. Or lucky charms.

11. do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nah mate.

12. do you think you’re a strong person? Physically? Ha, no. Mentally? I have to be.

13. what is your favourite ice cream? Pistachio. It’s so good and nutty and it’s green? I love it.

14. what is the first thing you notice about people? This is gonna sound weird but the way they feel? Like, everyone feels kind of different and it’s like.. the numbers have colours thing but it’s just a feeling.

15. what is your least favourite physical thing about yourself? My sex. I’m a guy, and I ought to have male genitalia to match. Unfortunately, the universe screws up sometimes.

16. what colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? Black and why do you think I’m wearing shoes? You’re lucky I’m even wearing pants.

17. what are you listening to right now? My musical faves playlist. Rn I Miss The Mountains from Next To Normal is playing.

18. if you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Blue. Like, a nice dark blue.

19. favourite smell? Whatever scent it is my Nanna always uses. It’s kind of like roses? but also not. I can’t describe it but it’s kind of how I imagine nostalgia would smell like.

20. who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My mom. I needed her help composing an email.

21. favourite sport to watch? It’ll be quidditch when they figure out how to make the brooms fly. They’ll do it one day, I’m telling you.

22. hair colour? Brown.

23. eye colour? Blue/grey

24. do you wear contacts? Sometimes, yeah.

25. favourite food to eat? I really like cheese sticks. Like,, the breaded things w melted mozza cheese inside. 

26. scary movies or comedy? Comedy.

27. last movie you watched? The RENT movie.

28. what colour shirt are you wearing? uhh blue.

29. summer or winter? Summer. I dislike being cold.

30. hugs or kisses? ..Hugs.

31. what book are you currently reading? i’m.. not.. reading a book rn? for once?

32. who do you miss right now? My first cat, Cola, as I always do, and also my dog, Frankie.

33. what is on your mouse pad? what mouse pad?

34. what is the last TV program you watched? Voltron, tbh. I’ve been watching it over and over while knitting.

35. what is the best sound? Dan Howell’s laugh.

36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Beatles.

37. what if the furthest you have ever travelled? Cuba? I mean.. i’ve been to Newfoundland and Mexico too, but Cuba’s farthest east, i think…

38. do you have a special talent? I can draw?? Also i can suck my stomach up behind my ribs i guess that’s cool.

39. where were you born? Vancouver, BC.

Tagging: @whistyrose, @nataliekaytbh, @the-cass-meow

Tagged By: Can You Guess. yeah. @phans-secret-blog

Rules: answer all the questions, add one of your own and tag as many people as there are questions

1. coke or pepsi? Neither.

2. disney or dreamworks? ……Dreamworks.

3. coffee or tea? Tea.

4. books or movies? I’m a book person.

5. windows or mac? I grew up on windows and I like that it isn’t unnecessarily streamlined and difficult to fix.

6. dc or marvel? Marvel but only bc i haven’t gotten around to watching most of the DC movies.

7. xbox or playstation? Playstation. I didn’t play a lot of video games growing up, but dad has a playstation 3 so (i actually didn’t have any game consoles till i was about thirteen)

8. dragon age or mass effect? See above, i didn’t play a lot of video games growing up, and i never really got into it. Plus I’m now living on my own and I don’t own any consoles.

9. night owl or early riser? I always fancied being a bird. Also I like not waking up until i have to.

10. cards or chess? Cards.

11. chocolate or vanilla? I don’t like chocolate very much tbh? So, vanilla.

12. vans or converse? Converse.

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar? Who? ok just looked it up and didn’t i just say I don’t play video games much??

14. fluff or angst? :) angst if im writing :) :) :). both if im reading tbh.

15. beach or forest? ..Can i pick both?? (forest)

16. dogs or cats? Listen both are beautiful and fluffy but i.. am a cat, so i must pick my brethren

17. clear skies or rain? Both. I like rain, and I love the smell of it, but i also like not being rained on, so.

18. cooking or eating out? Hahaha i hate cooking.

19. spicy food or mild food? Not a fan of spice tbh.

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? Listen. I love dressing up. But i also love giving and getting presents and so i’m picking christmas.

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? Little too hot.

22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be? Shapeshifting. Do I even need to explain?? I could do whatever the hell i wanted.

23. animation or live action? Animation. 

24. paragon or renegade? Again, I don’t really play video games. Sorry.

25. baths or showers? I love long baths. And I hate being rained on. Showers are basically warm rain.

26. team cap or team ironman? Are you kidding ofc I’m team cap. tony messed up so fuckin bad??

27. fantasy or sci-fi? can i say both again??? ok if i’m in it, fantasy, but if i’;m just part of the fandom,,,,,,,,, sci fi.

28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so, what are they? Dude yes. Idk where all of them come from off the top of my head, but: “Either learn to love the thorns or don’t accept any roses.”, “The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant.” (Doctor Who, 11th doctor), “Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”, "The moment you put someone on a pedestal they will look down upon you.”, “Who has been unhooking the stars without my permission?” (Les Mis, Grantaire)

29. youtube or netflix? Dude. Netflix is great but Dan and Phil are the loves of my life so

30. harry potter or percy jackson? fghyjdhtgrsdtha how am i supposed to i love my son percy jackson

31. when do you feel accomplished? when i’ve got something done by myself even though i struggled with it? and also when i’ve made someone laugh.

32. star wars or star trek? you were my brother anakin

33. paperback or hardback books? paperback.

34. horror or rom-com? listen. i’m a hopeless romantic i will me l t

35. tv shows or movies? shows. unless it’s a disney/dreamworks movie

36. favourite animal? ummmmm ocelots are cute. also i like tigers. and lions are cool. and leopard. cheetahs… cats. just. cats are my favourite.

37. favourite genre of music? i like a lOT of genres?? ummmm dark cabaret is fun?? i like ho morbid it is. also like,, emo music? Musicals? 

38. least favourite book? fUCKING Lord of the FliES

39. favourite season? Fall.

40. song that’s currently stuck in your head? La Vie Boheme from Rent.

41. what kind of pyjama’s do you wear? Invisible ones. Unless there’s someone else sleeping in the room, in which case sports bra and boxers at least.

42. how many existential crises do you have on an average day? Like, two. And a half.

43. if you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be? It really depends on the cause of death, i think. Like, whatever it is it has to be ironic in the best and most horrible way. Like,, if i fell off a bridge of smth i’d go with Falling Down by Muse or I Can’t Help Falling In Love With you (the 21 p version ofc)

44. favourite theme song to a TV show? Miraculous Ladybug, the French version.

45. harry potter movies or books? Books, duh. I love my good child Ron who isn’t a bad friend

46. you can make your OTP become canon but you’ll forget that tumblr exists. will you do it? hahahaha no i’ve been on this hellsite for four years what else would i do with my time

47. do you play an instrument and if so, what is it? uhh i can play frere jaques on the piano? and also the first bit of alouette 

48. what is the worst way to die? Disease or infection. It’s slow and it hurts, I imagine.

49. if you could be entirely invisible for a day, what would you do? tbh? i’d just be on tumblr browsing or w/e but i wouldn’t bother putting clothes on.

My question, 50. If you could sell your soul to talk to someone, living or dead, would you? If so, who and why? I don’t think I would, at this point. Maybe one day, when I’m like, about to die or whatever, I’d consider it more,, but that depends what happens to me after the soul is gone, you know? But like,, if there were no consequences after death I’d definitely want to talk to Dan and Phil, and also Miles McKenna.

Tagging: oh jfc do i even know 50 people?/ @snowflakephan, @hesitant-dan, @sleepymoritz, @cutmesomeotherusernames, @joseph-caldwell, @phantastickinks, @dhaunea, @vaffen-starwarsaddict, @kanyenotm8, @mycatneedshelp, @basementpotato, @lucyisstilesxbae, @elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey, @hourtohour–notetonote, @poppunkandtoodrunk, @phanniephil, @tinywizardoverthere, @cosmicstargod, @vitariesocks, @lovelylilaclester, @the-cass-meow, @danandphilaremyaesthetic, @angelphannie, @primaryaftermath, @sexxypotato, @the-amazing-boy-catastrophe, @break-a-rule-then-smile, @not-a-steph, @greyscalepml, @honeyifuloveme, @nataliekaytbh, @peachou, @stressedfangirl, @cosmic–dragon, @so-tired-yet-so-alive, @little–feather, @acetethras, @bantasticbeasts, @hella-cious, @benonethe-wiser, @zoeisv, @ask-plutos-ambassador, @gryffindorbeth, @terienn, @whistyrose  it turns out i’m mutuals with about 45 people. sorry if i forgot you or tagged you twice.


will i ever stop making fanart for this fic????????? 

more gifts for @adreamingsongbird!! just think of this as me stuffing love letters in your shoe locker like in the animes 

Adverbs aren’t evil; said isn’t dead
Please stop hitting the wall with your head

Active is grand but not always the best
Sometimes it’s passive that passes the test

Some write with style, others write plain
Let’s all agree that writing’s a pain

The ‘rules’ can be broken, twisted, or bent
All that matters is that you are content

Make your own story and write your own way
This has been a writer’s PSA


The Supreme Court is sending Gavin Grimm’s case back to a lower court

  • The case of transgender 17-year-old Gavin Grimm, who is fighting for his legal right to use the boy’s bathroom at his Virginia high school, won’t be decided by the Supreme Court, the Associated Press reported.
  • Instead of hearing arguments this month as scheduled, the highest court in the land is handing Grimm’s case back to a lower court in Virginia.
  • The Supreme Court justices said that they have chosen not to decide whether or not federal anti-discrimination law extends to protecting Grimm’s right to use the school bathroom that matches his gender identity, the AP reported.
  • But now the case will return to a Virginia court, which will have to rule again on whether or not Grimm has the right to use the boy’s bathroom at his school. Read more (3/6/17 10:23 AM)

|| #Love trumps hate ||

Let me put the “spanking your kids” thing in a teacher’s perspective.

Even ignoring who all research shows that spanking, open handed, not leaving marks, spanking is still linked with long term mental and emotional health issues. Even ignoring the ethical and moral issues with hitting children all together.

Let’s say- it works for you. You hit your kid, and they listen to you. They won’t break that rule again, because if you catch them, they know you will hit them.

Guess what? They come to school? They go to my classroom? They know that I can’t and won’t hit them. 

And you never taught them WHY they need to follow the rules. You never taught them WHY they shouldn’t run and shove in the halls. You never taught them WHY they shouldn’t throw paper wads at each other, or keep up with their work. All they know is “Daddy isnt here, so I won’t get hit no matter what I do.” 

Fucking. TEACH your kids to behave and WHY they should behave. Don’t SCARE them into behaving FOR YOU. Because it makes my job that much harder 

I need to get something off my chest.

I know I said before that I personally don’t like the stereotypes yaoi has or the way fujoshis portray gay couples

But lately I feel like all the bashing against them or straight women who watch shows with LGBT characters in general is uncalled for

Usually, they simply enjoy the ship like any other ship(Of course excluding the ones who call it sin) and even learn to support the LGBT community along the way?

Meanwhile straight men who enjoy lesbian porn and content in general still treat the LGBTQA+ community like shit, only like lesbian couples for their sexual fantasies and even sometimes claim they dislike real life LBTQA+ women?? Yet I don’t see long ass posts bashing them or people giving them names with awful meanings like fujoshis?

Also, whenever there’s a show with a gay ship straight men spend their time bashing the shippers (and the show if this ship becomes canon), meanwhile straight women react to lesbian ships with neutrality and even positivity most of the time, if not always?

This feels like yet another way to hate on women…


best of greys - winning a battle, losing the war
     I’ve been wondering to myself, why are you so hell bent on getting me to go out with you? You know you’re my boss, you know it’s against the rules, you know I keep saying no. It’s the chase.

anonymous asked:

Why do you see Eliza as slytherin? She appears hufflepuff to me personally

see i can see that? but she’s fucking VICIOUS. the entirety of burn? slytherin. her telling washington to send hamilton home exactly when she wanted him home? slytherin. she does a Lot of self preservation, and she’s clever as hell. people tend to really brush her intelligence under the rug every chance they get but like, that girl is smart and she knows what she’s doing. she mirrors alex a lot n knows how to play him a lot of the time - like in nonstop when she goes back to helpless to get him to stay (not her fault that he’s stubborn as fuck lol)

and, yknow, the thing abt a certain disregard for rules. again w just casually telling wash to send ham home in the middle of the war



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anonymous asked:

Have you ever thought about Fakes origin where Geoff kinda was the little brother of the roosters and hey let him do his thing and by the time they thought to look he was already setting up his court in Los SAntos, and by the time they thought to worry he was alreadt setting his sights on something bigger.

What if Gavin was already the golden boy in los santos before Geoff even got there?

When the Roosters branched out everyone was moving with purpose; they were so successful at such a young age that no one even considered getting out of the game, were just expanding to focus on their own specialities, to grow and improve without murdering each other in the process. Gus set up a terrifying web of covert intelligence and stolen secrets, Joel transitioned full time into the absurdly lucrative domain of white collar crime, Matt spent his days schmoozing impossibly high level contacts, Griffon took her roving gang of assassins on the move and Burnie still orchestrates the whole thing from back in Liberty City. Geoff was the odd one out, really, sort of adrift in the world, still playing, getting by on his wealth and reputation, simply chasing entertainment across the country with no real direction or responsibilities.

So when Geoff first started making noise about getting his own crew together, a proper full time affair, the other Rooster’s thought he was kidding. It’s not that they’d thought he couldn’t, exactly, it’s just that he’d never really had that drive. Never really exhibited any lust for control, for personal power over his own domain. For Geoff, who liked to drink and coast and party, who’d always suggested the most outlandish laughable ideas, who’d always shrugged and gone along with whatever everyone else decided like the little brother happy just to be involved, to run his own crew all alone seemed ridiculous. They weren’t laughing at him, really, not for the most part anyway, it’s just that they never really considered Geoff to be a leader.

Geoff, of course, goes off in a huff, utterly offended, but that’s not terribly alarming. They’ve all been in each other’s pockets for so long they are more than used to weathering the storm of tempers, have all had their share of petty tantrums, and everyone comes back eventually. Worst comes to worst Geoff will play with his idea long enough to tire of it, possibly call for some help if it all goes to shit, then everything will be back to normal. In the meantime everyone’s got too much on their own plates to bother chasing him down.

Burnie keeps track of him, of course, keeps an ear out for any rumours of a Rooster getting into trouble, keeps in contact even if the updates aren’t as regular as they could be. It’s how he knows where Geoff is, finally stationary in the strangest of places, knows something’s caught his eye even if the contrary bastard isn’t ready to share exactly what it is yet. Burnie knows Geoff’s holed himself up in Los Santos, and isn’t that so typically him, finding some kind of hidden treasure in the worst city in the country.

Curiosity gets the best of Burnie and, when a month or two pass and Geoff still hasn’t moved on, he can’t help himself from trying to dig a little, calling on various contacts to send their feelers out and work out what could have possibly captured Geoff’s interest so thoroughly. The results are somewhat unexpected.

There’s a kid, they say, some cocky foreign creature that has Geoff fascinated, captivated, the strangest of anchors tethering him to the city. There is no shortage of rumours about the stranger, he’s apparently a particularly talented fixer, though his age comes through in arrogant bravado, in outrageous displays of wealth and a blatant inability to look before he leaps. He’s the kind of character everyone in Los Santos seems to be aware of, everyone seems willing to bend over backwards to know, and it appears Geoff is no exception.

Which is, honestly, the strangest part of the whole deal; Geoff has loyalty in spades for those who matter, but he’s not the most open of people, is no one’s fool, he’s lived through far too much with the Roosters to be taken in by some pretty face with a sob story. There must be something else going on. Geoff might have made it abundantly clear that he doesn’t want anyone else butting in on his business, that he’s sorting out his plans all on his own thanks very much, but surely this warrants some kind of concern. Burnie settles on sending Jack down to scope it out; she was passing through anyway and Geoff might be keeping his cards close to his chest but he’s always liked Jack, it seemed like a good call at the time.

Jack doesn’t come back. Sends Burnie word that all is well, that he doesn’t need to worry, that she plans to stay and help Geoff out with whatever it is he’s working on, but she won’t say what exactly that is. In other words she piques Burnie’s interest even more then laughs in his face and keeps her mouth shut, which honestly, what was Burnie expecting? Jack’s always been loyal to a fault, but not to him. Jack and Geoff have always had each other’s backs and when you break it down her alliance with the Roosters has always come from that friendship; it stands reason that if Geoff is still cranky about their lack of faith Jack will be no more forgiving.

As far as Jack’s concerned she’s been waiting an age for Geoff to sort himself out, and if finally getting there means flipping Burns the bird and cosigning herself to some ludicrous plot in the depths of hell then so be it. When Geoff asks for her help, eyes lit up with the wild determination she remembers from their mischief back in the day she’s hardly going to say no. Perhaps Los Santos isn’t exactly the ideal location, isn’t where she necessarily wanted to end up let alone start in, but given the chance to explain himself Geoff’s ridiculousness is, as usual, based on pretty sound reasoning.

Because Geoff was, once, just passing through Los Santos, an entertaining pit stop on his journey to scout out a worthy crew, but then he found Gavin. Heard the rumours well before he actually met the kid; the Golden Boy of Los Santos, a shiny novelty amongst the grime of the city. The stories were interesting, entertaining, enough that Geoff decided to stick around for a while, enough that Geoff was perhaps drifting into the territory of a stalker, but oh boy did his curiosity pay off.

When Geoff found Gavin he saw far more than he knew he was meant to, far more than he would have if he wasn’t looking, because the kid was good. Was all flash and sparkle,  cheeky jokes and bright laughter, an endearing softness covering the sharpness of his teeth, the blood dripping from his fingers. When Geoff found Gavin he saw everything they could do, everything they could be, saw the broad strokes of the future he’d been toying with falling into place all at once.

Gavin was an interesting conundrum, the criminals of the city completely unsure as to whether or not they like him, whether or not he’s useful, whether or not the kid is a joke or a genius. They say Free is easy, full of all kinds of valuable information and simple enough to buy; offer him some pretty trinket, something pricey or showy or rare and he’ll be eating out of the palm of your hand. And yet they’re all still clamouring to talk to him, still tripping over themselves to work with him, still offering absurd bounties just to catch his fleeting interests. They say he’s controllable, vulnerably alone and far too trusting. Geoff is not convinced.

Because all the information Gavin hoards comes from somewhere, and no one else seems capable of extracting it. Because everyone’s so convinced they’ve got him worked out that they open their doors and let him bypass the usual weapon checks and security protocols. Because Gavin’s reputation of weak-stomached and harmless, useless in a fight, doesn’t add up to the practised way he twirls switchblades between his fingers, deftly flicking them up his sleeves and out of sight. Because for all that the persona of the Golden Boy has captured the city’s unwavering attention no one seems to realise how neatly they’ve been blinded by it.

If you cared to compare the crime scene in America to the one in England you’d realise the game there is played with entirely different rules. Gavin didn’t come into Los Santos swinging, probably wouldn’t have made it two days if he had, but he’s been busy chasing power all the same. Gavin knows every crew of note in Los Santos, knows names and hierarchies, knows base locations and key distribution points. Gavin has integrated himself so neatly, so desirably, that he can get an audience with just about whoever he wants to, can meander across territory lines and police tape with the same unerring charm. Geoff’s seen him play up his age in one meeting, wide eyed and painfully naïve, only to catch him mere hours later leaning into confidence, brisk and clever and entirely untouchable. He’s witnessed Gavin seemingly fall for obvious ruses only to walk out with exactly what he was after, seen him talk his way into deals and out of handcuffs, seen a thousand different ticks and quirks and personalities that shouldn’t all fit comfortably within the same person.

Geoff’s seen more than enough to recognise that familiar air of hungry ruthlessness, of vicious self interest and callous amusement. Maybe Geoff hasn’t got the past experience of being a leader but he’s always known how to help himself by using other people, how to make the most of their particular talents, fit them all together to make a bigger picture. Growing a crew from scratch is harder than it seems, growing one thats loyal from the start, strong enough to stick together and win the uphill battle of taking the most untamable city in the land seems near impossible.

Unless, of course, someone had done all that groundwork already. Unless someone had already wormed into the ecosystem, plotted all the intricacies of power, all the feuds and pressure points, the hidden weapons and unprotected weak spots. Unless someone had already made all the necessary contacts and connections, curried favour with all the best dealers, buttered up the crooked cops, identified all the individuals who might be seduced away from their current gigs into something better, something greater, the ones worth trusting, the ones who would come out on top.

Geoff is no stranger to charm himself, to subtle manipulation, and maybe you can’t kid a kidder but you can certainly enchant a kid, can sell safety in numbers, talk up comfort and protection and organised direction. Geoff might want to outgrow the ever present shadow of the Roosters but a history of royalty is a weighty bargaining chip when your adversary covets nothing more than the appearance of wealth, of power. It’s still not easy by any means, Gavin is cautious, quick witted and wily, running his own game through every conversation, but eventually they come to an understanding. Then Jack turns up and all of a sudden things are in motion, the plan is unfolding, and nothing is going to keep Geoff from forging his own crown.

By the time Geoff thinks about giving Burnie an update his inbox has been flooded by dozens of warnings about the mystery crew taking Los Santos by storm. Increasingly concerned messages telling Geoff it was time to move on, that it wasn’t worth trying mess with such a dangerously effective group all on his own, that he should reach out if he was in trouble. By the time Geoff gets around to giving Burnie a call the old rules of Los Santos have already fallen, the city is running scared and those surrounding it are following suit. Even as the phone rings Geoff knows Gavin’s combining the termination of a problem with teasing the Vagabond away from his current employers, knows Jones and Dooley are having a crashing good time clearing the last of the warehouses down near the docks, knows Tuggey’s pulling some new blood into the support crew and Jack’s off to see a man about a sniper.

By the time Burnie finally hears back from Geoff the writing is well and truly on the wall, the days of being underestimated and overlooked are over, and not even all the grudging apologies in the world will save the Roosters from a lifetime of Geoff’s smug vindication. Geoff isn’t just an ex-Rooster anymore, he isn’t a follower, a drifter, a little brother or a side thought. He is Geoff Ramsey; leader of the FAHC, king of Los Santos, ruler of the worst of the worst, unrelenting and horrifically creative. He is a feared man, he runs an unquestionably dangerous crew, the city shivers in his shadow and they say nothing can stop his reign.

All this over stubborn determination, over hurt feelings, all this in mere months; not even his own crew are ready for what is to come, for the highs and lows of Geoff’s depravity, but he knows they’ll be here with him, will rise to every occasion, and together they’ll set the world alight.

sapphireswimming  asked:

so I know nothing about dnd but you're making me want to listen to the adventure zone now haha

Friend the glorious part of the Adventure Zone is that an understanding of DnD isn’t even necessary going in. You’ll get a grasp for how stats and dice rolls affect things pretty fast- and they tweak things a bit since it’s a podcast rather than a traditional game. 

But seriously, give the Adventure Zone a listen it’ll have you in stitches! It’s got fab gay wizards and gender-neutral sentient constructs and tiny lizard-rogue ladies spitting draconic lightning because no one fucks with her buff girlfriend

The DM Griffin McElroy does such a fantastic job putting the story together and I’m so glad they’re going to keep going after this Arc is over!

Originally posted by drulidoodles

mysteriouslysizzlingthing  asked:

Hi! It's my birthday on March 24, I'd love some AgeGap! Smut. Thank you so much for doing this, each and every story is a gift!

Happiest of birthdays, @mysteriouslysizzlingthing!! Your birthday delight was crafted by the amazing and creative @peetabreadgirl (who also sent along the gif above!) We hope you enjoy!

When it’s Right, Part 2

(part one is here)

rated M

Since Peeta had thrown caution out the window and kissed Katniss that day in her classroom, he hadn’t been able to think of anything else. He dreamt of it at night, thought about it during class time when he should have been focused on teaching. But only when he was alone did he allow his mind to be consumed by more than kissing. And it went wild.

What was the rule again for sex? It had been so long since he’d needed to know. Was it three dates or five, he wondered. Ten? God, he hoped not.

They’d taken things very slowly since then, and that was a big part of Peeta’s problem. He had a new vibrant, young, incredibly attractive girlfriend, but there hadn’t been time for more than a few stolen kisses on their breaks now that Peeta was coaching an outside soccer league with games on the weekends and Katniss was helping the music department get ready for the spring program after school. They rarely saw each other in private due to their crazy schedules and they were already several weeks into the relationship, but they only had a few dates under their belts.

For the first month there hadn’t been a lunch they hadn’t shared, or a night they hadn’t talked on the phone until the wee hours of morning. He hadn’t run on three hours of sleep since college, but being with Katniss made him feel like a teenager again.

Peeta had been thankful at first so that he could sort out his feelings about their age difference - fifteen years was a lot to get over. But now that he’d gotten used to it he found himself wanting more. The conversations they had during their respective conference periods were amazing and with every word he fell harder for Katniss. But if he had to go another hour without being able to touch someplace other than her arm or hold something besides her hand, he was going to physically explode. Which was why he was avoiding her today.

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