The DM, our Half-Elf Sorceress, and Tiefling Wizard were the only people available at the time so we just fucked around and so we ended up in the Tiefling’s past
Mara (the DM as the Tieflings mother): Now what were the rules again?
Young/about 5 y/o Nemi (Tiefling Wizard): what mama says always goes. umm, always be cut throat, always listen to mama, don’t trust anyone, I don’t matter until I have a title like yours, and I’ll never matter! Right?
Mara: Good girl now you can go play outside
Nemi: *immediately starts fires*
Hoshi, watching with the current Nemeia (Nemi): wow this explains so much
Nemeia: Wow you should see the time my dad made himself look like he was bleeding out in front of me as a game