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00:00 Darth Vader
02:00 Sith Emperor Vitiate
02:25 Darth Vader Funeral
03:16 Darth Sidious
06:13 Across The Stars Sith Version
09:56 Darth Revan
11:25 Revan’s Fall/Qui Gon’s Funeral
13:15 Darth Nihilus
16:34 Darth Plagueis
19:14 Darth Maul/Duel of The Fates
20:56 Darth Malak
22:15 Darth Jar Jar
23:02 Jedi Temple March
23:33 Starkiller
24:34 Starkiller/Galen Marek
25:36 Anakin’s Dark Deeds
27:34 Darth Talon’s Lament (Anakin’s Dark Deeds Piano)
29:26 Anakin Becomes Vader
45:42 Rule of Two/Darth Bane (Dark Binary Sunset)
50:40 Droid Invasion March
51:26 Darth Vader Theme Excerpt
51:55 Duel of The Fates Reprise

  • Nick: Let's sort this out quickly before the Colonel finds out... Oh.
  • Colonel: Might just be me but it seems this whole area is being evacuated...
  • Nick: Yes Sir, If i could explain, umm that ca-
  • Colonel: DON'T DRIVE A FUCKING CAR BOMB INTO THE FUCKING BASE! THAT'S NOT EVEN THE FIRST RULE IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS!... I'll have you moved to the shittiest desk job in the army...
  • Where even the desk is made of shit!

anonymous asked:

Do you know anything similar to the presque toujours pur only darker and with more hate and prejudisce not fluff and d and h take time to get used to each other h is not a granger but a pureblood witch thanks!!

Umm prob try these:

  • The Dark Lady Rises - T, 22 chapters - When Voldemort returns to full strength at the end of the Triwizard Tournament things are about to change for the wizarding world. Especially for his daughter Hermione, who takes her place at his side as The Dark Lady. Dark Hermione! First part in The Dark Lady trilogy.
  • The Dark Lady Rules - M, 42 chapters - Part 2 of The Dark Lady Trilogy. With Voldemort out of the picture it’s time for Hermione to step up and take charge of the Death Eaters. At the same time she has to contend with keeping her dark secret from Harry and Ron. Romance also blossoms for The Dark Lady as she finally gets the wizard she’s always dreamt of, Draco Malfoy. Dark Hermione!
  • The Dark Lady Reigns - M, 49 chapters - Third and final part of The Dark Lady trilogy. With school now finished with, and the Death Eaters firmly under her control, it’s time for The Dark Lady to take the wizarding world by storm. Can Hermione succeed in gaining the power her father always wanted, or will the Order manage to bring her down? Dark Hermione!

- Lisa

Choices™ character ages. (My guesses)

So I was thinking all night about the ages of the characters so I have come to these conclusions

The Freshman:
Our character: she is a freshman so she is probs 18-19
Kaitlyn: 18-19 again.
Chris: 19
Tyler: 18
Abbie: 18
Zach: 19
James: 21-22
Professor Vasquez: 50
Yasmin Udoka: 24-27 somewhere in between
Becca- 20
Madison- 19
Darren- 21
Logan- 20
Tripp- 19
Edgar- 21


The crown and the flame:
(During the gameplay so two years after the start)
Kenna: 27
Dom: 28
Raydan: 27
Annelyse: 27
Val- 26
Whitlock- everyone calls him a child so my guess is 15-18 somewhere there
Sei- 26
Kailani- 21
Noa- 29
Rose- 25
Trystan- 20
Leon- 47
Jackson- 34
Marco Nevrakis- 29
King Luther- 51
Helene- 42


Rules of engagement:
(Canon names are gonna be used)
Katie- 26
Jess- 18
Nicole- 18
Alex- 28
William- 29
Leo- 29
Carter- 19
Blake- 28 (Jess should not flirt with him)
Audrey- 18
Trent (or as I like to call him, dickhead)- 29


Most wanted:
Dave Reyes: 29-31
Samantha Massey- 28-31
Hailey Rose- CANONICALLY 26
Reza- 23
Nikhil- 22
Mirasol- 23
John Tull- 56
Alyssa Griffin- 27 cuz she was gonna replace Hailey so she had to be close to her age
Cassandra Leigh- 29
Ryan Summers- 30
Ana de Luca- 32
Captain Beckham- anywhere between 40-50 I don’t even know.


So yes these are ALL my guesses but I think it’s accurate.

Trying Something New...

Dialogue Prompt Requests

Hey guys, video-game-imagines here with a new idea! I found all of these cool dialogue writing prompts on Pinterest and I loved them so I decided to list them below( a lot of them are really random). I thought if you guys wanted you could pick a dialogue prompt number, video game, and no more than 2-3 characters and I could write short drabbles for you guys. If you want one written up for you just message me or leave me an ask! Thanks!

1.       “With this smile, I can get away with everything.”

2.       “You’re Insane!” “I know! Isn’t it great?”

3.       “You’re one insult away from starting a war.”

4.       “Small fire! I said set a small fire! This is not small!”

5.       “So what’s your plan?” “My plan was to follow your plan!”

6.       “Sometimes memories are the worst form of torture.”

7.       “This is a terrible, horrible, and incredibly foolish idea. Let’s do it and see what happens!”

8.       “Well the best of the best weren’t available… so we got the best of the mediocre.”

9.       “You didn’t seriously…?” “Yep.” “You Just…?” “Yep.” “Does that mean…?” “Quite probably.”

10.   “I’d rather be dead.” “Then I have some good news for you.”

11.   “Well that’s the closest I’ve ever come to a heart attack. Let’s not do that again.”

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Thunderbirmon and Digitalworldproblems' Guide to Digimon
  • Rule #1: Make friends with everyone, they'll come back later.
  • Rule #1b: Unless you're in the Frontier Digiworld in which case if they come back there's every chance they're going to die.
  • Rule #1c: Or if they're Leomon. Any Leomon.
  • Rule #2: Don't pick favourites, because chances are they will die.
  • Rule #3: Never split up from the group because you'll probably die or have several near-death experiences if you do.
  • Rule #4: Always have optimism, even if you don't, pretend you do. Everything in the Digital World that has a consciousness will feed off negativity. Always act like you are happy or else you are screwed.
  • Rule #5: Bring several pairs of gloves, eventually something will throw poop at you and you better be prepared.
  • Rule #6: Expect to find an evil Digimon that will end up becoming a good Lopmon.
  • Rule #7: If you have goggles, you're probably going to be the most powerful. If you don't have goggles, argue incessantly with whoever does and that works too.
  • Rule #7b: If you do not fit into either category, be prepared to be tossed aside while those two do all of the fighting.
  • Rule #8: Make sure you can swim, someone somewhere will make sure you end up attacked in the water.
  • Rule #9: You must be in perfect physical condition because at many points you will be required to run for your life for extended periods of time.
  • Rule #10: Practice friendship speeches every day, one might just save your life.
  • Rule #11: Have ridiculous hair, have unnaturally coloured eyes and wear ridiculous shoes to fit your giant feet.
  • Rule #12: Have at least one tragic thing in your past to look back on and give you strength to fight further at a pivotal moment.
  • Rule #13: There will always be a missing extra member of your group. Search for this person at all times.
  • Rule #13b: Unless it's Ryo. He'll show up eventually, no point trying to rush it.
  • Rule #14: The small child of your group is actually capable of taking care of themselves, no matter how incompetent they appear to be.
  • Rule #15: Establish a really annoying trait early on so that when you overcome it, it counts as character growth.
  • Rule #16: Know that your Digimon is nothing but a tool for character development.
  • Rule #17: The comedy villain always comes after the storm.
  • Rule #18: Be aware that if you so much as breathe next to another character, people will ship you. It's unavoidable, no matter how much or how little of an age gap there is, whether you are related or not, or whether you are the same species or not.
  • Rule #18b: If you don't want hate mail forever, never get in the way of Tai and Sora. There are people out there who will fuck your shit up.
  • Rule #19: Expect to have your heart broken once your adventure is over.
  • Rule #20: If you want to do something and never have an American or European see it, do it while peeing and nobody will ever hear of it
  • Rule #21: If your partner Digimon has a form that resembles humans, never Google that form's name and look at images, or else you will never be able to see your partner the same way again.
  • Rule #21b: Actually just never Google your partner, nothing is sacred.
  • Rule #21c: Never Google yourself and another character in the same search, the effects will be even worse than googling your partner and looking at images.
  • Rule #21d: Unless you're into that, I guess. We're not judging. (We are. We aaare.)
  • Rule #22: Don't even bother bringing food. You will only need to eat in the first few episodes and then you will never get hungry or thirsty again.
  • Rule #23: Remember - It's never a game. This advice will make most bad humans turn good. And possibly crush their souls.
  • Rule #24: If a Digimon tells you that you can trust them, there is a 99% chance you can't and they will turn on you and probably steal any essential belongings of yours.
  • Rule #25: Falling is only fatal in the human world, anywhere else and something will conspire to catch you.
  • Rule #26: Once you think you have defeated the final enemy, you have not. There will always be one that is stronger, or the same one will return twice more.
  • Rule #26b: Don't worry though, despite being stronger, Digivice ex machina will intervene and save the day.
  • Rule 27: Light is the almighty good but darkness is also good??
  • Rule #27b: If whoever explains this first is themselves a representative of darkness, they're lying and evil. Everyone knows objective evaulations of darkness only come from the almighty light.
  • Rule #28: There will always be an evil Digimon who will attempt to convince you to believe that you are the only sane person in the group and that the evil powers of darkness that you have spent your entire time fighting against will help you rise above the commoners.
  • Rule #29: Sexy is evil. Anyone who thinks they're sexy is therefore evil.
  • Rule #30: Your Digimon is always right yet they will still do whatever you force them to.
  • Rule #31: If they're small but have two legs they're probably Ultimate level or higher.
  • Rule #32: Walk down stairs, do not run.
  • Rule #33: No really we're not kidding. Walk down stairs, do not run.
  • Rule #34: If your Digimon is blue and related to dogs, you will be playing an important role.
  • Rule #34b: Same goes for fire Digimon.
  • Rule #35: You must love eating weird food combinations. It is a custom with Digimon protagonists.
  • Rule #36: No matter how desperate the situation, you always have time to chat, sass, and bicker.
  • Rule #37: When holding up your Digivice to activate something, it is essential that you do some hand movements and turn around a few times before actually activating it.
  • Rule #38: Beware Digimon bearing banquets.
  • Rule #39: When you kill an enemy Digimon, make sure to destroy the body because they will probably come back if you don't.
  • Rule #40: All adults should be assumed to be dangerous idiots until proven otherwise.
  • Rule #40b: Do not accept any direct help from adults because they will probably make everything worse.
  • Rule #40c: Accepting help from Digimon will probably kill them in the long run.
  • Rule #41: Don't feed your Digimon too much food or else they won't be able to move in times of a crisis.
  • Rule #42: There is no moment that doesn't need terrible jokes.
  • Rule #43: At some point, some almighty celestial Digimon will descend and explain everything to you that was supposed to be explained at the start.
  • Rule #44: If something calls itself God it's probably evil.
  • Rule #45: Never trust any digimon named after Satan.
  • Rule #46: The whole Digimon level actually mattering thing will eventually gravitate towards being total bullshit as your adventure continues.
  • Rule #47: Wear clothes relating to your personality.
  • Rule #48: Don't reveal anything in an internal monologue you wouldn't want the world to know.
  • Rule #49: If you always wear headgear, expect everyone to beg you to take it off at some point just so that they can see your hair.
  • Rule #50: Sea Digimon can fly out of water. Legless Digimon can fly. Any Digimon can fly if the plot demands it.
  • Rule #50b: Until suddenly your Digimon becomes aware that it needs wings in order to fly. Then it will no longer be able to fly.
  • Rule #51: Your Digimon can engage in colossal battles in the real world. They will probably destroy buildings while stopping that digimon from destroying buildings, but fuck it, it's in the name of good, right?
  • Rule #52: Despite the name, baby Digimon can take anything up to a building collapsing on them as long as they aren't the target of it.
  • Rule #53: If you're in the Tamers universe, you don't need to wait for a magical bonding moment for your Digimon to evolve. You can just cheat by slashing an evolution card.
  • Rule #54: All prophesies and legends are true, and are probably about you. Especially the ones involving a great darkness.
  • Rule #55: Even if the entire world sees you save both worlds, you won't be treated like a hero. People probably won't even remember the existence of Digimon about 5 seconds after the problem disappears.
  • Rule #56: No matter how much the world is going to end in like five minutes and you've proven yourself competent before, all normal people are going to insist on you doing your chores and homework and staying where it's safe while the world dies.
  • Rule #56b: Even though you're pretty much excused from school, you'll probably still have to do homework. But on the bright side, there is pretty much no bedtime!
  • Rule #57: Always get into petty fights with your Digimon so you can reunite stronger than ever later.
  • Rule #58: Keep your Digimon a secret from your family/friends and if they see it, deny that they saw it. Apparently the giant monsters rampaging through the streets are more normal than a partner Digimon.
Beifong Family Rules
  • (Mama Lin au where Lin is Korra's adoptive mother and they need many rules to survive. Each rule is cataloged on a plaque in their home. A work in progress list in association with chiefironwall.)
  • rule 1: Family First
  • rule 2: break a law i break your leg
  • rule 3: don't steal my dumpling off my plate or else
  • rule 4: you have to shower after training. no it's not an option
  • rule 5: you have to wash your feet three times. every time
  • rule 6: no swearing at the dinner table
  • rule 7: or bending
  • rule 8: Yes you do have to use chopsticks
  • rule 9: the cup has to touch your lips. so not waterbend your drinks, for god's sake
  • rule 10: when we have company, you ABSOLUTELY may not firebend to cook
  • rule 11: no swearing or yelling at all when whe have company. especially if that company is Tenzin.
  • rule 12: ignore the previous two rules if the company is Gran.
  • rule 13: don't listen to gran
  • rule 14: --unless it's about earth or metal bending
  • rule 15: Tenzin's the vegetarian. We are not.
  • rule 16: Just because you can bend it doesnt mean you should
  • rule 17: do not mix bending and alcohol
  • rule 18: i raised the avatar, im exempt from ever babysitting for anyone ever
  • rule 20: You are grounded, not in prison. Stop telling your friends your mother arrested you
  • rule 21: stop using rule plaques to passive-aggressively send messages
  • rule 22: don't tell me what to do
  • rule 23: I'm your mother
  • rule 24: unless there is a break-in or the house is on fire do NOT wake me from napping
  • rule 25: DO NOT START HOUSE FIRES TO GET MY ATTENTION
  • rule 26: DO NOT STAGE BREAK INS TO GET MY ATTENTION
  • rule 27: Handcuffs are not toys.
  • rule 28: cables are not toys either.
  • rule 29: if gran says it's a toy its probably not a toy
  • rule 30: rock candy is the only candy allowed in the house.
  • rule 31: never leave home without some kind of weapon
  • rule 32: [Food or rock candy] does NOT count as a weapon, Korra!
  • rule 33: Stop trying to set me up, I don’t care how much you think I need a date!
  • rule 34: BEIFONGS APPARENTLY DON"T KNOW WHERE THE LAUNDRY HAMPER IS
  • rule 35: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MOP
  • rule 36: a Beifong never begs. She argues.
  • rule 37: No bending practice indoors. Especially firebending.
  • rule 38: YOU DON'T NEED TO BEND JUST TO GET TO THE COUCH
  • rule 39: Bending water onto vital areas does not count as showering
  • rule 40: no pda in the kitchen
  • rule 41: No big gay secrets.
  • rule 42: little gay secrets are ok.
Gibbs Rules - NCIS

Rule 1: “Never let suspects stay together.”

Rule 1: “Never screw over your partner.”

Rule 2: “Always wear gloves at a crime scene.”

Rule 3: “Don’t believe what you’re told. Double check.”

Rule 3: “Never be unreachable”

Rule 4: “The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.”

Rule 5: “You don’t waste good.”

Rule 6: “Never say you’re sorry. It’s a sign of weakness.”

Rule 7: “Always be specific when you lie.”

Rule 8: “Never take anything for granted.”

Rule 9: “Never go anywhere without a knife.”

Rule 10: “Never get personally involved in a case.”

Rule 11: “When the job is done, walk away.”

Rule 12: “Never date a co-worker.”

Rule 13: “Never, ever involve lawyers.”

Rule 14: “Bend the line, don’t break it.”

Rule 15: “Always work as a team.”

Rule 16: “If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.”

Rule 18: “It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.”

Rule 22: “Never ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.”

Rule 23: “Never mess with a Marine’s coffee… if you want to live.”

Rule 27: “There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you.”

Rule 35: “Always watch the watchers.”

Rule 36: “If you feel like you are being played, you probably are”

Rule 38: “Your case, your lead.”

Rule 39: “There is no such thing as coincidence.”

Rule 40: “If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.”

Rule 42: “Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.”

Rule 44: “First things first, hide the women and children.”

Rule 45: “Clean up the mess that you make.”

Rule 51: “Sometimes you’re wrong.”

Rule 69: “Never trust a woman who doesn’t trust her man.”

XLII

An endless sea and sky, two vast blue stretches of space, seemingly placid, soft cold winds blowing over a frozen surface, but with great welting flows and currents churning in a vast system invisible to mortal eyes. A single mind, composing a poem, focusing on getting the scansion right, innocent of the feelings it can evoke, trying to make a breakthrough in formalist art. An academy of philosophers, studying an innocuous conundrum.

A distant star appears in the sky, a faint red glow. A glimmer of feeling seizes the poet as she considers a particularly beautiful line. A philosopher discovers a secret that could be scandalous. Should he publish it? He knows he should not. She knows she should not try to express the thought if it cannot fit in the metrical structure. The winds and currents struggle to keep their courses against the vicious sidereal influence of the crimson star -

And yet is it not the nature of the philosopher to speak the scandalous truth, the poet to speak her mind? She dares not. She says, no worries, I am a formalist, but there’s nothing wrong in at least seeing if I can match the meter to the thought… The philosopher in the night lights a candle and studies the forbidden truth. “I will never publish it, I will never tell anyone, but it is my nature to know what I can…”

The crimson star grows bigger, unto a bloody moon. The tides cannot help themselves, pull towards it longingly. The Sortami in their clouds gaze at it and gasp, worshipping it as something holy, begging it to come closer. He whispers to a few confidants and they scream at him for his heresy as he screams his defenses. She is reminded of a love she knew, but never admitted.

The red star blots out the sky, and the winds buffet and encircle it. Lightning crackles and fills the heavens and ocean surface with energy. She holds back hot years. He’s dragged before a tribunal. The meteor picks up speed, superheating the air around it. Salty water pours down the surface of her rosy cheeks, and evaporates and explodes into a column of steam as the meteor crashes into it. It plunges deep, deep, deep into the vast abyssal recesses of the ocean, and the idea cuts deep, deep into the beliefs of the philosophers.

The whole sky and ocean are a frenzy of activity, the academy’s philosophy is destabilized, vast pressure systems are coming together, the poet enjambs words where they are forbidden to appear…

And yet the star pulls back, and unsets from the horizon; the philosopher withdraws his claims, the poetess moves the word back where it belongs… and decides that no, she erred in taking it out, admitting to herself, she wants it there, she wants it buried even deeper within the an ungrammatical mess of affective syllables, some barely even bearing semantic sense, the tides rise up towards the star, begging to be incinerated, the whole academy is curious…

The star plunges into the ocean, bigger and hotter than ever before, wrapping more and more words expressionistically around the scandalous name of the love she never knew, on her lips, heaving out like a wistful sigh, the philosophers all shouting implications, anticipating a new discovery, the four winds moaning -

They cannot decide, the whole sea and sky are in chaos, the poet flips between the graphite and rubber and graphite and rubber, the stars sets and rises and sets and rises in the horizon, the committee submits, and withdraws, and submits, and withdraws the proposal -

And submit it! The red sun sets fully into the tender lips that join heaven and ocean, between the lilting folds of the sea, burning hot water all around it, the poet wraps her verses tighter and tighter around the name of the lover, and the philosophers shout out -

A new discovery! Another new discover! And another! The poet cries and shouts and sights, exclamations! appear on a line!!! and another!!! A vast column of plasma expands, and great tidal waves pound and pound and pound, as a great upswelling surges through sea and sky…

And then all is calm and contentment, the poet sitting back from her megrim, pleased with her poem, treasuring it, the philosophers holding the new truth close to their hearts. The waves ripple in delight, the poet thinks of the next poem she shall write, something more expressive yet, the committee resolves that a life of the mind is not complete without some controversy, and the star lays snug in the sea, warming it throughout.

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