ruining-it

READING A SARAH J. MAAS BOOK BE LIKE

Me: *opens book* could you just not break my heart for once?

Sarah J Maas: “My hair is so silky from all the tears of my readers”

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: in ACOMAF rhysand promised he would fuck feyre against the wall and then the next time they had sex it was definitely not against the wall which was fine but then in the 600+ pages in all of ACOWAR it literally never happened and I don't understand why SJM would do this to us I feel personally betrayed and let down and more than a little disgruntled
  • child: m-mmm
  • me: mama? Say mama!
  • child: m-man tamlin should really f off
  • me: *wipes tears* that's my child right there
  • Cassian: it's war
  • Azriel: *takes out his knife, let's go
  • Feyre: *straps on sword, let's go
  • Rhys: *runs into his walk in closet, comes out with two glittering shirts, which of these goes best with my shoes?
  • Everyone: *looks at Rhys with raised eyebrows
  • Rhys: what? I'll dazzle our enemies with my fantastic looks
  • Feyre: *sighs
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I know that I’m not perfect,
But I keep trying cause that’s what I said I would do from the start. 

sousuke is jealous and actually crying inside because makoto spends more time looking at his figurine than him