ruining my life with perfection

I'd like to thank

Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans, Josh Gad, Ewan McGregor, Emma Thompson, Audra McDonald and anyone else from the BATB cast that I failed to mention- for destroying my emotions and ruining my life with their perfection.

 *me on my death bed*

my only daughter: so mommy, all these years I’ve been wondering… why did you name me Hollstein Clexa Cophine Wayhaught Vauseman Bechloe Swanqueen Bubbline Korrasami Pricefield –

me: *dies before she finishes her name*

anonymous asked:

what are your fave zelink fics? i've read ALL of yours, calm waters run deep, from the ground up & interim and i trust your opinion!!!!!!! (since i basically found those through you!) thank you, love you!

My entire internet career has led me to this moment. 

Firstly, I’ll direct you toward my list of smut recommendations (this is in desperate need of updating—someone slide into my DM’s and remind me). The majority of these are BotW because that’s my Zelink of choice. I’m also going to list the ones you’ve already mentioned just in case someone reading this hasn’t discovered them yet. I hope you find something new here! <3 

Throne of Nothing (postgame BotW, rated T, 31k words, complete)
Putting this one first because it was the first BotW fic I read. It’s mostly fluffy, not super plot-heavy. A little angsty. It’s nice. Easy to read, easy to digest. Chicken soup for my Zelink soul.

Silent Knight (postgame BotW, rated T, 71k words, complete)
Plot, action, politics, drama, angst. A few OCs. Pacing was a little strange, but I really, really enjoyed this. Love the Zelink in the epilogue in particular.

Raining Again (OoT/Majora’s Mask, rated M, 2k words, oneshot)
Link-centric with a whole lot of angst. The Zelink is sort of secondary but this is fucking devastating. Hurts in the best way. 

From The Ground Up (postgame BotW, rated T, in-progress)
Plot-heavy. Politics-heavy. Feels-heavy. Well-rounded OCs and a slow burn to die for. I’m biased as fuck but I know firsthand how much work is being put into this and @rachaeltad-writes is stupid talented. Everyone should be reading this.

I’ll Walk With You (postgame BotW, rated T, in-progress)
A series of oneshots following the game. Occasional angst but mostly fluff. No real overarching plot other than Zelda and Link travelling around Hyrule and navigating their feelings. Chapter 8 in particular is great.  

Hyrule Herb (postgame BotW, rated G, 2k words, oneshot)
Short but angsty and it is some good shit. 

Calm Waters Run Deep (pregame BotW, rated T, 67k words, complete)
I’ve been puking my feelings at @themarydragon since chapter one so she knows exactly how I feel about this. Occasionally I remember the closing lines from chapter 11 and have to do some deep breathing. 

and its sequels, 
Remember the Spring 
(mid-game BotW, rated T, 10k words, oneshot)
Ditto. Lots of screaming. 
and The Quiet River Rages (postgame BotW, rated E, in-progress)
I’m so keen for this one. I also like to pretend that the rating is purely to pacify my incessant nagging. 

Interim (postgame BotW, rated M, in-progress)
I’m probably going to make a separate post about this one because this fic is ruining my life. The writing is just phenomenal. Link’s characterisation is perfection and Zelda’s relationship with him is so believable and pure. Everything I never knew I wanted. Why the fuck haven’t you read this yet?

anonymous asked:

Your perfect fucking face is ruining my stupid fucking life and the nsfw Sirius stuff is making me so g a y and fuck you and your perfect fucking face (I love you holy shit)

(( OOC: IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY FUCKING DAVE. )?

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I realised it was getting to be a while since I posted any sketchdumps here, so here’s a buncha junk from Twitter! I guess it would be a little disingenuous to call this an Adventure Zone dump because it’s pretty much just Taako and a paltry offering of girls, I’m sorry. I just love Taako..?? I haven’t quite figured out how to draw him yet, I always make him either too silly or too pretty, gotta find the middle ground

By and large pretty self-explanatory, but most of the Taazed is from this perfect fanfic which has ruined my life every single day since I read it, help me!!! I’m dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: So what’s on your mind? Is everything okay? You’ve been so quiet after you watched that weird music video.

Me: NO. I’M NOT FINE. YONGGUK’S ROBE IS WAY TOO REVEALING AND DON’T LET ME GET STARTED WITH HIS GORGEOUS HAIR AND SKIN!! THAT GOLDEN TONE AND HIS THIN ARMS… WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME BOY?!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS??!!!!! YAMAZAKI MV RUINED MY LIFE!! IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!! 11

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I’m dead. Ok I’m still breathing but I’m dead inside ‘cause HIS SMILE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WORLD AND I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS. I CAN’T.

Originally posted by amoodymess

anonymous asked:

Why is Tom so perfect? He makes me so mad. 😡 He always ends up ruining my life with his bloody perfectness.😭

Well, in his own words:

{gif by @tomscinnamondanish)

So I had to include that just for the sake of argument. ;)

But.

I completely understand what you are saying.  

I really do.

The word doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have flaws.  

For me, he is perfect in the sense that he is kind, patient, gentle, witty, deferential, and fun.  He is intellectually curious  He is educated.  He knows how to listen.  He knows how to converse.  He knows how to have a good time.  He enjoys the simple things.  He is thoughtful.   He is a terrific colleague (by all accounts).  He is very aware and gives his attention to those around him.  He respects language and communicates very well.  He is humble.  He hasn’t adopted certain attitudes and behaviors that are promiment in some men; he is comfortable showing excitement and expressing a variety of emotions.  I’ve never heard him say anything that is cruel or dismissive or flippant, that is misogynistic or indicative of prejudice towards any group.  His manner is polite and affectionate.   I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.  

He just seems to be a genuinely loving, sweet, smart man and that attracts me more than any bulging biceps or flashy cars or pouty lips or Bad Boy attitude or fat wallet ever will.  Full stop.  

I’m still working on getting over him wearing the Yankees cap, but I have decided to accept that he did so out of ignorance.  ;)

It’s like in Emma when Mr.Knightley says that she is faultless in spite of all her faults.  

And I understand, he is infuriating.  I’ve never in my life been so affected by someone with whom I have never spoken.  Sometimes the intensity wanes and then BAM!, it gets so strong, there is an actual physical response.  I don’t even have to be watching one of his interviews of films, just his voice in my imagination is enough.  Ugh.  

Thanks for the message!