The Signs As Stupid Things I've Said to My Boyfriend
Good luck at your soccer game. Kick some major balls!
I am going to look for Oreo Oreos and we will eat them and enjoy the irony of life.
It wasn't me I swear! It was Eduardo and his loyal followers. They're out to ruin the lives of kids everywhere... #StopEduardo2k15.
Idk maybe like you were hurt and nobody could help you but- WAIT- I have a car! And I was the closest and could drive you to the hospital. Or what if something bad happened here and I needed a safe place to stay why would I go to my friend's house when I could go to you!
May the theatre gods bless you with energy, a happy cast and an infinite supply of water. And m&ms. Yes, all powerful theatre gods, to you we sacrifice our sleep and sanity.
I'm so excited to finally vacuum my carpet!!
Hope you had a great day off and best wishes for a hella sexy Tuesday.