The Signs As Stupid Things I've Said to My Boyfriend
Good luck at your soccer game. Kick some major balls!
I am going to look for Oreo Oreos and we will eat them and enjoy the irony of life.
It wasn't me I swear! It was Eduardo and his loyal followers. They're out to ruin the lives of kids everywhere... #StopEduardo2k15.
Idk maybe like you were hurt and nobody could help you but- WAIT- I have a car! And I was the closest and could drive you to the hospital. Or what if something bad happened here and I needed a safe place to stay why would I go to my friend's house when I could go to you!
May the theatre gods bless you with energy, a happy cast and an infinite supply of water. And m&ms. Yes, all powerful theatre gods, to you we sacrifice our sleep and sanity.
I'm so excited to finally vacuum my carpet!!
Hope you had a great day off and best wishes for a hella sexy Tuesday.
“Women ruin men’s lives” is a massive lie and nothing will make men happier than when its trotted out to defend them. Tell that to all the victims who will never get justice for what men have done to them. A man can be accused, arrested and even convicted of almost anything and still receive more sympathy than his female victims. Be honest: men ruin women’s lives every day, everywhere, all the time without even a backwards glance. It’s long past time for men to be held accountable.