ruining all your other ships

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‘Am I ready?’ 'For now.’ (dedicated to mymargulies)

  • ship a: obviously endgame, led by two characters who are constantly torn in a cycle of will they/won't they, literally EVERYONE knows that they are in love with each other, destined to happily ever after
  • me: nice
  • ship b: shows up OUT OF NOWHERE, decides to SLAP YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH EMOTIONS, obviously NOT endgame, doomed from the start, will probably be destroyed via unnecessary character death or ridiculous characterization write-offs, the bane of your emotional existence, wHY
  • me: THAT'S THE ONE, THAT'S THE ONE RIGHT THERE, I'LL TAKE 10 OF THOSE PLEASE