rue quotes

  • Annabeth: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
  • Piper: Have everyone stand.
  • Hazel: Bring three more chairs!
  • Jason: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
  • Clairesse: Kill three.
  • Silena: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
  • Clairesse: I agree. Except replace the word “non” with “extremely”, and after the word “violent”, include the phrase “blood explosion extraordinnaire.”
  • Percy: I swear for how many enemies I have, there must be an "I hate Percy Jackson and want to make his life miserable" club.
  • Clairesse: One, that's a ridiculously long name for a club and two, where can I sign up to join?