rude the cat

anonymous asked:

Being a supermodel, Adrien likely has a very strict diet so to keep that trim figure but still have that healthy glow. The problem? That diet doesn't exactly work so well for a superhero who runs around fighting bad guys every other day. The boy needs more calories and isn't getting them. So Felix, knowing this, is constantly helping his brother get more food without their father knowing. Cause like hell is he risking his brothers health over some pictures they could easily photoshoped in post.

that’s actually one of my strongest adrien headcanons! we’ve seen he gets all his meals prepared for him at home, and with what are undoubtedly world-class chefs they’re probably tailored perfectly to maintain all the calories he should work off on his scheduled activities; only that doesn’t cover all the extra exercise he gets as chat noir and the dupain-chengs haven’t been able to adopt and feed him yet

luckily felix is chat noir less frequently than adrien and has time to help

nino don’t be rude

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anonymous asked:

Why did my cat chew on my headphones? There's tiny teeth marks on them now :p

how about not rudely take chew strings from cat

cat was treated rudely !

this morning i, cat, was storving to death after 3 hours of empty food bowl. human finally get out of bed and i think she going to feed me. she take cat food dish and wash in sink and then put on floor. i run to dish for eat at last but dish still EMPTY! human not put food in bowl for five MINUTES while she do nothing but drink disgust coffee!

almost died. was very disrespect to all feline kind

why plagg’s grumpy ass is good for adrien

so when i first started watching ML, I was lowkey pissed about the fact that Adrien got the asshole kwami

like, don’t get me wrong, i love Tikki with Marinette… but poor Adrien has such a shitty life that honestly he doesn’t need some rude grumpy cat spirit fucking things up for him further

like why couldn’t my sad cat son have a positive, supportive kwami like Tikki?

i was salty

but recently… i’ve realized that Plagg is actually perfect for Adrien

think about it. plagg consistently does 2 things:

1. piss adrien off

2. break the rules

you may thnk that these are not good!!! but ur wrong

think about it: adrien is the Perfect Son. he’s a model. he’s gotta smile allllll the time and be perfectly polite and constantly impress important people. he’s not allowed to express anger at his father or nathalie because they’ll just make his life more hellish. he’s literally forced to constantly be calm, cool, collected, AND charming. adrien is literally not ALLOWED to be angry

so what does plagg do? make him angry. plagg helps adrien stop repressing all his emotions. he makes himself a convenient target for adrien to express his frustration towards. he gives adrien an outlet for all of his irritation. and in doing so, he lowkey reaffirms that it’s okay for adrien to be angry. plagg is like the one person adrien can actually get away with being angry at, and plagg delights in it. it AMUSES him to see adrien angry. it’s actually a really healthy way for adrien to get out his frustrations, as clearly plagg isn’t hurt or offended when adrien gets pissed at him

additionally, adrien is clearly the type of dude who doesn’t break the rules. ever. like, the day that he snuck off to school was probably the first time he had ever actually done something he wasn’t supposed to. he’s been trained his entire life to be obedient, and there’s a 95% chance he has a complex about breaking the rules. he probably has a heart attack every time he even thinks about stepping out of line as his civilian self. so what does plagg do? break the rules and get him in trouble

plagg helps show adrien that some rules are stupid and ought to be broken. he demonstrates that the world isn’t gonna end if adrien does something wrong. he helps adrien get comfortable with the idea of not being perfect and messing up sometimes. he pushes adrien to be a little bit less rigid and obedient, and a little more human and flawed

in his own grumpy way, plagg is showing adrien that it’s okay not to be perfect and allowing him to really be himself, not just the actual poster boy of a perfect son

tldr; plagg is actually lowkey helping adrien recover from years of psychological trauma