rude nun

not being Rude or nun but anyone with any slight intention to pursue Self Care would look at me, perhaps on a Motivational Poster or something and see Pure Self Destruction!! not in a “i’m depressed way” i mean, in a “God she needs medical assistance, she is intentionally tempting Death for pleasure” way and i think that’s pretty Iconic, making my own impact!! don’t be a sheep!

No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.
—  Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
10 of the Many Amazing Quotes from the Mortal Instruments

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

1.“In future, Clarissa,” he said, “it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations.”
“You invited him into bed?” Simon demanded, looking shaken.
“Ridiculous, isn’t it?” said Jace. “We would never have all fit.” - COB

2. “Investigation?“ Isabelle laughed. "Now we’re detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.”
“Good idea,” said Jace. “I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
- COB

3. “Your friend’s poetry is terrible,” he [Jace] said.
Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. “What?”
“I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.”
- COB

4. “That’s why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don’t say anything, they just nod. The nod means, ‘I’ am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,’ but they don’t say anything because they’re Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.” - COB

5. “Is there some particular reason that you’re here?” …
“Not this again.”
“Not what again?” said Clary.
“Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house.” Simon pointed at Jace.”
- COA

6. “No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.” - COA

7. “That does it,“ said Jace. "I’m going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”
“Why?” Isabelle said.
“So you can look up 'fun.’ I’m not sure you know what it means.”
 - COA

8. “I have a fetish for damsels in distress.”
“Don’t be sexist.”
“Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.”
 COG

9. “Have you tried talking to her?" 
"No. We’ve been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don’t think that will
work?” - COG

10. “I am a man” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.” - COG

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD ANY MORE AMAZING QUOTES THAT I MISSED!