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Westallen drabbles 2/?

Iris walked inside her bedroom, well, her and Barry’s ‘okay, today is the day’ she thought. Suddenly she heard Barry enter the house, and she slowly walked out. 

“WHAT THE FUCK?” Cisco yelled as Barry walked in as well. Iris squealed and ran in her bathroom, completely embarrassed. 

“Dude, don’t say that, it’s rude!” Barry said. Cisco laughed. 

“I was yelling at the fact that you legit split into two Barry’s!” He yelled. Barry looked and saw another him and jumped. 

“Oh my god!” He yelled. “what’s going on?” Barry asked. 

“I don’t know, I think your just really exited about seeing iris that way, prob. horny” the other barry said. Barry swallowed knowing he was answering that himself in his own mind. 

Cisco slowly blinked, and took a dreep breath. ‘Why do I keep having to deal with crazy shit like this?’ he wondered. 

“Iris?” The Barrys called walking inside the bathroom. Cisco rolled his eyes, and set the three bags of BBB on the table. 


“Oh my goodness” iris said noticing the two Barry’s.

“I just-”

“Is it possible, one of us can have sex with you, and the other hang out with cisco?”

“I don’t mind, I want my barry” she whispered. Then she thought about savitar. 

“Oh..ummm, its not that-” Suddenly iris was on jitters roof top with barry inside her. 

“Oh god”

“ Good , god, iris” Barry moaned. 

The other barry could feel how the first barry felt and was awkwardly moaning as he walked, suddenly tripping over air, and getting up. 

“Damn it barry” cisco mumbled. 

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Warnings: None

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Word Count: 1.8k

A/N: Thank you to all those who followed me and read my first fic!  I’m thinking of doing a part two to this one, so if you like it, let me know!

Your fire escape had always been your favourite part of your apartment.  Situated outside your bedroom window, you had spent countless hours of your life lounging on the metal steps, reading a book or catching up on some homework.  Last summer, you had wound a string of fairy lights around the rails, which were coated in shiny dark paint.  Your landlady had protested at first but, after you proved that they weren’t endangering the use of the fire escape in any way, she had let you keep them.  The small victory had brought a smile to your face, and now your escape was even cozier than before, and was still just as cozy a year later.  This year’s summer brought scorching heat and clear nights, and you spent most of your free time out on your escape, trying to catch a breeze.

You sat on your fire escape now, wearing a lightweight hoodie and pajama shorts, doodling in a journal.  School was out for the week and tomorrow didn’t require a six am wake up call, leaving you free to stay up late and admire the Queens skyline at night.  It was nights like these that you loved the most; nights that seemed like they were pulled straight from a movie scene, with stars that glimmered like flames, a full moon bigger than you had ever seen before, and the sounds of the city mixing in with the quiet melodies that drifted out of the speakers propped up on your window sill.  You would be content for the rest of your life if you could keep moments like these forever.

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Zodiac first dates

Capricorn: wears exactly the right thing but probably didn’t mean to. Is great at making casual conversation, but feels like they’re being awkward even if you make it obvious that you’re having a good time. Chooses a traditional dinner-date route to keep things familiar and controlled. Is great at hiding their insecurities but can’t hold back a smile. Has all the right manners and picks up the check, won’t try to kiss you unless you make the move.

Aquarius: looks at you with stars in their eyes (but doesn’t realize you can tell). Wears something quirky but still nice and presentable. their hair is messy (even though they spent an hour on it at home). starts with something traditional but invites you to do something else spontaneously because they don’t want the night to end. once they feel like they’ve run out of ways to entertain you, they’ll walk you home and talk about life with you. asks if they can kiss you

Pisces: is super nervous and can’t hide it so they don’t even try. wears something classic and modest, a little bit casual but not too much so. talks too much by accident and feels bad about it, even if you let them lead the conversation. asks a lot of personal questions and gives a lot of info on themselves. makes it obvious that they like you but won’t expect you to like them back. will try to pick up the check or at least go halvsies. too shy to make a move so they just smile really big and dopey until you kiss them

Aries: wears a red and/or black outfit, with a dramatic flair. They look like they stepped out of a magazine and you better notice. takes you to do something different and interesting, probably out of your comfort zone but right in the middle of theirs. asks thought-provoking questions that are difficult to answer, and seems to enjoy watching you come up with creative responses. conversation is intelligent and probably inappropriate. kisses you passionately without warning before the date is even over.

Taurus: wears something sexy but classy. makes good conversation, has interesting things to say but you can tell they aren’t showing their entire true self. Laughs at all your jokes but also has a sarcastic sense of humor and shows it right away. Will call you out on anything you say that they don’t agree with, but doesn’t make a big deal out of it or hold it against you. If they really like you, they’ll kiss you, but if they aren’t sure yet they’ll probably make you work for it.

Gemini: wears bright colors and bold shiny/sparkly accessories. Talks a lot and is very animated, maybe cuts you off sometimes but its by accident. They smile a lot and laugh very loudly, in a cute and excited way. Probably gets a little bit drunk at dinner and definitely kisses you at the end of the night. Texts you right after to tell you what a great time they had.

Cancer: Wears something casual but looks very put-together. More likely to ask you questions than to reveal too much about themselves. May seem quiet but its just because they are listening intently to what you have to say. If you can make them laugh, it melts your heart because their laugh is genuine and their smile lights up their face. Makes fun of you a little bit but only in a light-hearted way. Probably too shy to kiss you but will be upset if you don’t kiss them

Leo: Wears basic clothing that somehow works together to make a perfect outfit. Everyone in the place looks at them when you guys walk in, and more than likely someone else will hit on them while you’re together because they are just that magnetic. They will only focus on you though, and they try to find out as much about your soul as they can, asking deep questions and trying to provoke thoughtful conversation. Kisses you at the end of the night but makes you sweat it out waiting for the next date.

Virgo: Wears normal casual clothes that look good on them, and probably shows off their physique. Big personality, will talk loudly and say the first thing that comes to their mind, but nothing rude. They enjoy laughing, and making light conversation rather than delving deep. Easy to connect with because they are very understanding and can empathize with many different types of people. Will never judge you for your surface-features. Kisses you at the end of the date but is a little bit clumsy/awkward about it.

Libra: Wears light colors, pastels, and probably vintage clothes. Hair and/or makeup is perfect, and they try very hard to be sophisticated (even though they’ll probably spill or break something within the first 10 minutes, then be mortified by it). Is very modest when you ask them questions and doesn’t like to brag about themselves, but will praise you for every accomplishment you’ve made. Their laugh is so cute you want to cuddle them and they will give you their jacket even if you aren’t cold. Wants you to kiss them and will give you the opportunity but won’t be obvious about it.

Scorpio: Wears casual clothing but somehow they look amazing. Their smile is magnetic and they will make you laugh at every opportunity they get, and if you make them laugh too they’re as good as yours. Makes great conversation without revealing any personal information. Will look for excuses to touch you ‘by accident’ all night, and probably wants to take you dancing after dinner. Will probably also get drunk but will buy all your drinks if you let them. If they get the right vibe from you, they’ll kiss you but they won’t put themselves on the line unless they’re sure they won’t be rejected.

Sagittarius: Wears a nice outfit, but nothing too attention-getting. Tusseled hair and bright eyes that captivate you. Smiles really big all night and giggles a lot. Is happy to tell you anything you want to know but probably won’t ask too much about you unless you offer the information, because they don’t want to pry. Takes you to do something lighthearted and fun after dinner, where you can be alone together without too much attention on you. Pays for everything and refuses to let you even touch your wallet. Talks about their big dreams for the future and all the amazing things going for them. Kisses you if they think you’re into it, and is confident that you are (unless you aren’t, then they can definitely tell). 

underrated taz lines

in no particular order. also please add on. also also s/o to @tazscripts for saving my life.

magnus: do you still have the receipt?
taako: no, i ate the receipt

Kravitz: [drawing it out] Merrrrrllllllle fuckin’ Highchurch. You, my dear friend, care to take a guess? Care to wager a guess?
Magnus: Closest without going over. Taako, go.
Merle: I’m just surprised my middle name is “fuckin’”! I had no idea.
Kravitz: Are you?
Merle: No….
Taako: I’m gonna go with 1 in case we’re doing Price is Right rules.
Magnus: You know what, I’m gonna go the other way and say 1999.
Kravitz: Somewhere in between there. Merle Highchurch, the richest bounty I’ve ever hunted. You, my dear man, have died 57 times. [Clint background laughter] 57 times! Fifty se-veh-eh-en times!
Taako: That’s despicable.
Travis: Oh wait, shit, is this alternate dimension stuff?
Kravitz: And you’ve never come to visit! You’ve never come to visit me, Merle!
Merle: I never call!
Kravitz: After 57 deaths! That’s just rude!

Tom Bodett: Heyyyy~
Travis: [laughs] [imitating charmed Bodett] What is up?
Tom Bodett: Do you, uh…
Clint: [imitating charmed Bodett] What can I do for you guys?
Tom Bodett: You guys wanna kiss?

Magnus: What’s your grandpa’s name?
Angus: My grandpa forgot his name. He’s very old.
Magnus: Wait, but you also forgot it? You never knew it, Angus?
Angus: The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born.
Travis: [laughs] It’s a word not spoken since the birth of dragons.
Angus: He prefers- He prefers grandpa. I call him grandpa, ‘cause he’s my grandpa. I love him.

Magnus: Carey, can I talk–can I talk to you in, in private, please?
Carey: I just became instantly pretty nervous, but, uh, yeah, I guess so–uh, ladies, take ten!
Griffin: And, uh, Killian and Noelle waltz out of the room. Literally, they waltz, which is weird.
Travis: It’s beautiful.
Magnus: I don’t, okay, I don’t know how to say this. Um, so, in the lab, um…
Carey: Yeah?
Magnus: I, I really liked your moves! I thought, I–you, uh-
Carey: Okay, I’m gonna stop- I’m gonna stop you right there, Mag, because… you’re a good dude, and I had a lot of fun in that crystal kingdom, killing a bunch of robots with you, but I, uh, you’re not really my… cup a’ tea, um, so to speak.
Magnus: OH! No, no.
Carey: No.
Magnus: No, no, no–
Carey: No?
Magnus: No, no.
Carey: No.
Magnus: No, no no no no no no, no! No. I–I want you to train me.
Carey: What do you mean? Like, in the ways of love? ‘Cause–
Magnus: No-ho-ho, no.

Justin: I just don’t want, I don’t want anybody to misconstrue it as Taako being like, cautious about talking about his sexuality. It’s literally just he doesn’t think it’s anybody’s fuckin’ business, especially not these three fuckin’ clowns–[laughter] –That have fixed onto him, barnacle-like, as he tries to save the earth.

Little Moments like these

“Oh my Maxy! Oh my Maxy! Oh my little darling Max!” David crooned, leaning in close to said boy.

“Pretty sure that old bitch’s name was Clementine.” Max corrected, he shoved David away as he fought the urge to smile. He slouched farther in his seat as he watched the trees race past the window so that David couldn’t see the internal fight against smiling, couldn’t David see he wanted to brood in peace?

“Nope, pretty sure his name was Max, and he was on an amazing car trip with his best buddy David!”

Max didn’t need to turn to see the big grin on David’s face. Max sighed dramatically and David giggled.

“Come on, Max. You know you love the song.” David kept his eyes on the road as he gently prodded Max in the shoulder. Max batted away his hand like an angry cat, again, couldn’t the camp man see he was trying to be sad?

“Come on,” His tone grew more playful, he sounded as if he was trying to entice a puppy, “You know you wanna sing it! You know you want to! All together now!”

Max turned to face him as David kicked right back into song.

“Oh my Maxy! Oh my Maxy! Oh my little darling Max!” David tilted his head back as he belted out the song, being as loud as he possibly could. Max covered his ears, but the previous internal fight was out the window.

Max couldn’t fight the grin that spread across his face, and he broke out into a fit of laughter.

David turned to him again, “Come on!”

Max sat up straight, and followed David as he lead right back into the song.

“Oh my Maxy! Oh my Maxy! Oh my little darling Max!” The two sang, both laughing and swaying to the tune, but David seemed to have more lyrics that Max was not aware of.

“He is short in height and temper! Oh my little darling Max!” David continued unexpectedly, and Max gaped at him.

“Oh you wanna play that game, huh?”

David raised his eyebrows and looked to Max innocently as he stopped at a red light, that had no purpose in the small barren town they were crossing through.

“Whatever do you mean?” David turned to Max and batted his lashes, Max grinned and nodded.

“Okay fucker, I got you don’t worry.” Max coughed and dropped his shoulders, returning his gaze to the window, David was enticed to see what verse Max would come up with this time.

“Oh my Davey! Oh my Davey! Oh that little fucker Dave! He was tall and just plain stupid, oh that little fucker Dave!” Max shouted, barely following the rhythm, but it was still very funny to the two boys.

David snorted loudly amongst his laughter, ignoring the foul language.

“That was a good one, I’ll give you that.” David teased, leaning over to playfully bump arms with smaller boy.

Max laughed along, and after a moment of content silence, began to fiddle with the radio, devious smile already stretching across his face. David gave him an odd look, since Max preferred most car rides to be in silence.

“I’m tired of listening to you, I was hoping to tune you out.” Max said, trying his best to be serious, but he couldn’t stop the giggles that fell out at David’s faux offended face.

“Oh my Maxwell! How rude!” David returned to laughing with his son.

“Oh David! How prude!” The fits of snorting from laughing so hard came again. The two smiled widely, eyes traveling back to the road, once they calmed down, and to the varying scenery they were passing, any previous doubts about the long trip were thrown out the window.

They always cherished the little moments like these.

David is tired of his brooding son being upset over their long car trip and tries to break the tension by singing Max’s favorite song.

The signs when drunk

Check your moon.

Aries: a walking disaster. Too loud and too rude at the same time. Laughing all the time and end picking fights with their friends or strangers.

Taurus: need physical contact, constant hugs and kisses. Take care of their drunk friends, even when they can’t take care of themselves. Flirty af.

Gemini: talk too much, probably the one who send messages while drunk. Pouring out all their emotions, then regret it.

Cancer: remembering something from their past, crying in the bathroom or dancing. Never stop drinking, never remember what happened that night.

Leo: laugh too much, or cry the whole night, there’s no in between. More dramatic than usual. Center of attention.

Virgo: excuse me?? they only drink water ;).

Libra: as Taurus, flirty af. Clingy, the regular fuckboy. They kind of let away their Venusian politeness while drunk, all the unpretty thpughts/words come out.

Scorpio: metaphysical and philosophical thoughts while doing shots. Stare at everyone in the room. Bitchin’. Never get tired.

Sagittarius: too loud, weird dances and hitting their feet with every furniture and person there. Dumber than usual.

Capricorn: They’re not used to drink too much but when they’ve failed at something and can’t stop overthinking.

Aquarius: talking weird shit, probably making friends, laughing out loud or just googling something.

Pisces: sleeping on the couch.

-Melisa.

This is not the end;

She’s never going to see him again. And he was perfect.  

Lily meets the love of her life in Tesco Extra at 10pm.  

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Happy birthday to the cutie-pie ria @gxldentrio

The first time Lily Evans meets him is at the self-checkout service at Tesco Extra. He’s got these tall, gangly legs that look like they could go on forever and (from what she can tell from the back of him anyways) an unruly bed of jet black hair.

And, if first impressions were anything to go by then he was also an absolute fool. Clumsy and, to be honest, bordering on idiotic.

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Drag Me Down (To Hell) | 01

Originally posted by jjks

↬ Summary: There’s a darkness to your city, a murderous underbelly filled with crime and deceit that you’ve sworn to avoid at all costs. But the universe has funny ways of forcing your involvement in the form of a notorious mob boss and his young daughter.
↬ Pairing: Jeongguk x reader
↬ Genre: mafia!au
↬ Rating: Mature (for themes; subject to change in later chapters)
↬ Word Count: 7.770

Part 02 - Part 03 - Part 04 - Part 05

Trapped on the cusp of dreams and reality, you can almost imagine your phone isn’t ringing beside you. In your dream, you’re running. Running away from something faceless, but large, and for a good second you’re able to think the ringing is your screaming, but when your screaming stops and the ringing does not, you force one eye open through the haze of sleep and reach for your phone.

It’s not on the table next to your bed, so when it stops ringing you think you’re in the clear, flopping back onto bed, but then it starts up again, and you curse loudly. The phone’s hidden in your sheets by your hip, and before you can even get the device to your ear, your brother is speaking.

Or rather, spitting, “What the fuck are you doing?

You snort, trying to bury your face into your pillow. “What a wakeup call, Taehyung.”

Sorry.” He sounds angry, but you pay it no mind. Taehyung leads with his emotions, acting first and thinking second. If something’s worked him up, he’ll confront the problem as quickly as possible, as is made evident by his call at- six in the goddam morning, what the hell? “Good morning, love. Sleep well?

“Until now? Yes.”

And you call me rude,” Taehyung laughs. “Happy now? What the hell are you doing?

You thank any lucky stars there may be that you don’t have any classes today, and can hopefully sleep again after you finally calm Taehyung down. “Elaborate.”

You’re getting a job?

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