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“Punch a Nazi” (ft. Rucka Rucka Ali) - Social Justice: The Musical (Chris Ray Gun, NSFW)

This one goes out to a certain SJW. You know who you are.

the signs as Rucka tweets
  • Aries: "I'm running for president of africa"
  • Taurus: "my ex wife is making music again"
  • Gemini: "I'm half black and half black"
  • Cancer: "It's cool that Nicki and Drake feel bad for Weezy and let him be on a song with them"
  • Leo: "Happy Texas Independence Day, even tho it's basically part of Mexico again."
  • Virgo: "Finish the Rucka lyric: Give me all your money, give me all your money, give me all your ________"
  • Libra: "Superman"
  • Scorpio: "This girl shows me a sad song on her phone and says "This is the best song about 9/11." I'm like "...You realize who you're talking to?""
  • Saggitarius: "From now on, a minute is 100 seconds and a dollar is 60 cents."
  • Capricorn: "She told me she was 43"
  • Aquarius: "I only eat meat if the cow was fed organic kale grass"
  • Pisces: "If you cross your eyes, Tom Hanks becomes Thanks"

russia’s eurovision entry is amazing

anonymous asked:

Okay so for the Rucka Rucka Ali ask, how about Japan, China, Germany, France, & the Italy brothers?

Japan: Listening to one of his songs would probably make him uncomfortable. Especially that would be about him. He would kinda blush but it wouldn’t be very visible. He would disagree with everything that the video would contain even if it was true. Seeing him in such state would probably make a lot of people laugh. He would forever remember the song and everytime someone would mention Rucka Rucka Ali around him, he would jump a little.

China: Similar to Japan, he’d get very defensive and would deny doing everything the video contains. He’d think it’s very immature to make such videos. Ironically, he wouldn’t mind listening to songs about for example England. He wouldn’t be laughing but a small giggle would certainly be heard from him.

Germany: He’d get MUCH more flustered than Japan and he’d be very embarassed. He would be pretend he had never heard this song and would avoid the topic of Rucka Rucka Ali. If someone saw him listening to the song, he’d be want them to not tell about it to anyone.

France: Oh dear, he’d be yelling “LIES” over and over. Especially, if the video contained something about him being worse at literally anything than England. He would get very offended. But like China, he’d be very amused if there was a video about England~. He would definitely show it to Arthur and tease him about it.

Italy: Honestly? He wouldn’t understand the video at all. He’d only think that it’s amazing that someone wrote a song about him and wouldn’t think that it was supposed to be offensive. He’d show it to others and either Germany would tell him that it was offensive or nobody would want to make him sad and just tell him it’s cool.

Romano: Be prepared for a lot of cussing. And even more cussing. Because the video is just telling lies in his opinion. He’d be very huffy for the whole day, muttering insults under his breath. But, oh boy, show him a video about Germany. He’d be very pleased~.