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“Punch a Nazi” (ft. Rucka Rucka Ali) - Social Justice: The Musical (Chris Ray Gun, NSFW)

This one goes out to a certain SJW. You know who you are.

the signs as Rucka tweets
  • Aries: "I'm running for president of africa"
  • Taurus: "my ex wife is making music again"
  • Gemini: "I'm half black and half black"
  • Cancer: "It's cool that Nicki and Drake feel bad for Weezy and let him be on a song with them"
  • Leo: "Happy Texas Independence Day, even tho it's basically part of Mexico again."
  • Virgo: "Finish the Rucka lyric: Give me all your money, give me all your money, give me all your ________"
  • Libra: "Superman"
  • Scorpio: "This girl shows me a sad song on her phone and says "This is the best song about 9/11." I'm like "...You realize who you're talking to?""
  • Saggitarius: "From now on, a minute is 100 seconds and a dollar is 60 cents."
  • Capricorn: "She told me she was 43"
  • Aquarius: "I only eat meat if the cow was fed organic kale grass"
  • Pisces: "If you cross your eyes, Tom Hanks becomes Thanks"