DUDE. OKAY BIG SIS.
1) I got here last night! AND YOU KNOW I’M LOVIN’ IT. The people are nice and it’s a beautiful city and there’s so much opportunity here.
2) WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO THE CITY? BECAUSE I NEED TO SEE YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW.
3) I was basically just like, NO WAY I GOTTA DIP DEUCES.