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Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series
  • Red Rising: *George RR Martin approved*
  • Lux: Main love interest is the child of Jace Herondale and Number Four.
  • Raven Cycle: Fun with Dick and Jane. Except instead of fun there's dead people.
  • Ruby Red: Homework is a more appealing option than time travel.
  • Endgame: The 39 Clues, rated R. Also everything you know is wrong.
  • Shadowhunter Chronicles: Racist and oppressive society keeps blatantly ignoring that its racism and oppression is why the oppressed keep trying to kill them.
  • School For Good and Evil: Two girls are the first in +200 years to call BS on heavy prejudices that have made their school an incredibly toxic environment.
  • Vicious: If you relate/agree with either main character, PLEASE seek professional help.
  • The Young Elites: Kindly check your moral compass and whatever sense of morality you may have left at the door, thank you and try not to die.
  • Throne of Glass: Protagonist will love you if you give her a gorgeous dress, a puppy, chocolate cake, or an assortment of deadly weapons (and preferably a reason to use them).
  • Coldest Girl In Coldtown: Vampires go viral. This is basically a quote.
  • Steelheart: Nice try, Brandon Sanderson, I still want superpowers.
  • Gates of Thread and Stone: "ALL RIGHT, WHO STARTED THE APOCALYPSE?" *magic and science point at each other accusingly*
  • Red Queen: Superpowers+racism=a whole lot of dead people.
  • The Darkest Minds: Good news, you survived a deadly plague. Bad news, the government officials who now dictate your life REALLY wish you hadn't.
  • Penryn and the End of Days: Angels and Humans differ in every conceivable aspect...except sarcasm. That's universal.

anonymous asked:

Elgang's reaction to ordering pizza, only to find out someone had put pineapples in it?

Elsword would question it but would still eat it anyway. There’s no harm in extra toppings.

Aisha is devout pineapple pizza hater. The Elgang had to stop her from burning the pizza to ashes.

Rena loves fruit, so she’s delighted to have one on her pizza.

Raven doesn’t care. It’s hardly the worst topping out there.  

Eve doesn’t eat, but she points out they already put fruits on our pizzas; tomatoes.

Chung doesn’t like pineapple pizza, and gives the pineapple lovers his share. He doesn’t really mind if they eat it, unlike others.

Ara and Eun have an internal conflict. Ara reaches out to pineapple pizza because she loves it, but Eun always holds her hand back because it’s poison to them. They’re at it for quite some time.

Elesis happily eats her pineapple pizza. It’s good, what do you mean?

Add defends his pizza pineapple pizza to the death. Yes, It is good pizza and the haters have no idea what they’re talking about.

Lu tries to kill the Evil Pizza with Aisha. She and Add probably had to be torn apart by the others.

Ciel argues with Eve about how pineapples doesn’t make sense on pizza in a culinary way.  

Rose is pretty neutral about it. She’s never had pineapple pizza, but is it really worth fighting over…?

Ain was the one who put the pineapples on the pizza. He doesn’t really care about pizza in general but seeing humans fight over the toppings is really amusing.

Here’s a masterlist of #140 actors of Chinese, Taiwanese, and Hong Kong descent. They’re all pretty popular where they’re from, so I can guarantee that each FC on here has tons of material to make resources from. (How accessible or HQ that material is, I’m not so sure.) Also included are each actor’s gender and nationality.

Note: Since the HTML on this list was too long, it looks like the links are broken, so this masterlist isn’t much use. However, you can check out the separate lists under my “mystuff” tag!

http://xiaolongrph.tumblr.com/tagged/mystuff

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anonymous asked:

Has any of you mods played/watched Danganronpa? If so, could I get a Danganronpa-esk scenario for the El-gang+Rose and the El-masters?

  • At Private Phoru Academy, their talents would be:
  • Elsword - Ultimate Lucky Student
  • Aisha - Ultimate Genius
  • Rena - Ultimate Archer
  • Raven - Ultimate Swordsman
  • Eve - Ultimate Nasod
  • Chung - Ultimate Prince
  • Ara - Ultimate Martial Artist
  • Elesis - Ultimate Tactician
  • Add - Ultimate Mechanical Engineer
  • Ciel - Ultimate Chef
  • Lu - Ultimate Brawler
  • Rose - Ultimate Soldier
  • Ain - Ultimate Zealot
  • Solace - Ultimate Meteorologist
  • Denif - Ultimate Sailor
  • Ebalon - Ultimate Astrologist
  • Ventus - Ultimate Tattoo Artist

The apparent mastermind behind the killing games this time is none other than William Phoru.

The first trial happened shortly, and Ciel was the first to die. It turns out Ain didn’t really like demons.

  • Ain’s Execution is called “Ishmael’s Cruel Thesis”, which had the goddess come down from the heavens itself just to tell off Ain and smash him with a giant fist.

Devastated, Lu attacked the headmaster, though it turned out the little phoru became much stronger than usual. Lu quickly followed Ciel.

The second trial had Eve torn to bits by Add. He didn’t seem that remorseful, now that he finally had Eve’s core.

  • Add’s Execution is called “Flowers for Nasods”, being dropped off in a junkyard full of old nasods that began to awaken one by one. He tried his best to fight back the machines, but they overpowered him soon enough in vengeance for their queen.

Denif and Ebalon were found dead, though it became evident that Rose murdered them because she wanted to go back to her princess.

  • Rose’s Execution is called “Rose and Juliet”, being able to escape execution and back to her universe. However, she found her kingdom in flames, with her princess already dead. Overcome with despair, she took a gun and shot herself.

The remaining 9 didn’t really want to kill each other, so William Phoru had to give them a motive. The thing most closest to you would disappear if a murder didn’t happen soon - and the next day, Solace was found dead. Worried for her brother, Elesis felt like she had to do something to protect him.

  • Elesis’ trial is called “Revolutionary Girl Elesis”, dueling faceless opponents until she thought she finally reached the end. Her final opponent was William Phoru himself, killing her instantly.

At this point they would figure out there is a traitor among them, salvaged from Eve’s backup data they soon realized they had all their memories wiped and they weren’t ultimates at all. Being the odd one out of the group, and the only El Master left, they figured the mastermind of the whole thing was Ventus. It was a prank by Phoru who wasn’t nearly as strong without Ventus’ help and the people who died were actually doing fine. The Elgang weren’t amused and beat both of them up.

Survivors: Elsword, Aisha, Rena, Raven, Chung, Ara, Ventus

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this thumbnail is such a perfect summation of this video honestly

anyway hello!!!!!!!!! here’s the rest of the Q&A ft. me sitting on a toilet, my cat being a bitch once more, and list of my fav bloggers!!!!

(im gonna list them here so u can all follow them i love them very much!!)

rhi getlestrade, rhi warboyfriends, doaa dynamics-of-an-asteroid, alyssa whykhan, john tinyforestprince, tomi killbenedictcumberbatch, claire thepotterwholockian, heather cumberlordly, user sherlockistrash (again im so sorry i dont know your name! ilu!), aj aejasmine, oliver sherlxxk, sophie nerdmoriarty, jo jimzuccofromit, lara equinoxjimlock, q jimlocket, maria achilliades, regan stellarplants, nazah synndra, preston zach-stone-is-gonna-go-blogging, ellie caswithbees, ruby palequeer, lu narcissblack, nicole cumbergoddess, penelope jimmriarty, jess janinehawkins, rachael tietjvns, ragga jimmorivrty

okay!!!!!!!!! anyway there u go! ilu!

osricgersten  asked:

The elgang has a crush on the reader, it's been that way for months. Now someone confessed to the reader, right in front of them. How would they react to this?

Elsword: He’s a little dramatic about it. He yells out “No!” and runs over to tell you how you really feel.

Aisha: Push away whoever confessed to you and tell you that she liked you first!

Rena: She would watch, but will be unbelievably bitter about it after. She’s very cold towards whoever confessed to you.

Raven: Walks away from the scene and beats himself up over not confessing first. It’ll take a while for him to get over it.

Eve: She would watch, there is a chance you will say no. Otherwise it doesn’t matter to her, it’s just an emotion.

Chung: He would watch with a heartbroken expression. If you said no, he would confess the next day to avoid it. If you said yes he’d be sad forever, unable to get over it.

Ara: She takes no action even if Eun screams at her to stab whoever is confessing. If it turns out you accepted, Ara starts avoiding you to ease her heart.

Elesis: Like Aisha she tells you that she liked you first, then challenges whoever confessed to you with a fight for your affection.

Add: He’s really cruel to whoever confessed to you, especially if you said yes. He doesn’t take it well at all, he’s almost sick with jealousy and he constantly takes it out on you.

Lu: Attack whoever is confessing right on the spot. She won’t let anyone steal you away that easily.

Ciel: He holds Lu down so she doesn’t attack the person who’s confessing. Unfortunately it frustrates him greatly that he lost his chance, and he’s depressed over it for a while.

Rose: It’s unfortunate, but it happens. She knows she’ll recover from it after some time. If it was her princess though, things would be different….

Ain: He confesses right there with the other person. Unfortunately Ain doesn’t like to share. He makes you choose between them, and the intense stare he is giving you makes you think you might regret picking the other person.

anonymous asked:

Elgirls find out that Chung has really fair skin, fairer than theirs. This results in mass jealousy and confusion (I mean, his armor literally covers his whole body lmao).

They only found out from a very curious Lu poking her head in places she didn’t belong.

“Why would you go spy on the men’s hot springs?!” Aisha scolded her, while the rest of the girls tried to hide embarrassed faces or stifled laughter.  

“But have you seen Chung’s skin? Wooow… I had suspicions, but he looks nicer than even me! A Queen!”  

They gave each other curious glances.


“Guys, I don’t think this is such a good idea…” Rose sighed and stood next to a nodding Rena and a fearful Ara while Aisha, Elesis, and Lu peeked their heads over the spring’s rocks to see the legendary fair-skinned Chung. On finally getting her head over the wall, Aisha’s eyes widened. “Woah…”

Though his body was usually covered head to toe in armor, he was fully exposed now and they all saw his beautiful skin, not a single pimple or scar in sight. It practically glowed in the steam. Elesis, a seasoned warrior with many scars all over had her jaw dropped. “How is that even possible?!”

“I know right?!” Lu exclaimed a little too loudly.  

Rose, Rena, and Ara had climbed over the wall by now when they heard the other’s surprise, unable to suppress their curiosity.

“Was it really that nice?”

“It is!”

“But why Chung?”

“Guys… I can hear you.”   

They didn’t realize the commotion they were making and Chung looked directly at them, silencing them immediately. They didn’t say anything until Lu boldly asked, “How?”

Chung tossed them what he was using- “You use this lotion before every fight, it clears up scars and protects your skin.”  As the rest of the girls fought over it, Rose couldn’t help but think they’re in a really bad commercial.

anonymous asked:

Ishmael misheard Arme's prayer and now Arme has to take care of child!elgang for a day.

Ain stood in front of a pack of kindergarteners staring back at him, all looking suspiciously like the Elgang. He wasn’t really sure what happened, he was only doing his daily prayer to Ishmael to help him keep his temper against these literal children and now they’ve transformed into literal children. The Celestial sighed when he heard a small voice in the back of his head, tickling like a feather. Sorry if this wasn’t what you wanted. They’ll turn back in a day.

He watched a little Elsword fiddling around carelessly with his still normal sized sword and became alarmed, he rushed to him and scooped him up with one arm to get him away from the dangerous weapon. So they have the mental age of children too… This is going to be a long day.


Ain was open to learning from his mistakes and not doing them again. For example, he learned that yelling at kids wasn’t going to make them shut up, so he lowered his voice around them and took them all out for ice cream when they started to gang up on them to call him names. The glare to the cashier was enough for him to not say anything except to take his order.

“You’re still a big meanie Arme!” Aisha said loudly as she enjoyed her chocolate ice cream. “But this is good so I forgive you.”

“Arme’s alright!” Elsword responded, hiding behind the taller Celestial and pulling on his clothes with his hands, messy from the ice cream. “I like him!”  

He couldn’t stop the chill going down his spine from having his nice clothes stained, but he still felt flattered. He bent down to rub the child’s hair. “Of course you should like me, I’m actually bothering to take care of you.” Elsword, now young and naïve, beamed at him for the compliment.

“Hey, Arme better look at me too!” Lu was pulling on his clothes too now, and Elesis was running towards him yelling. “LET GO OF MY BROTHER!”

Alright, that’s enough. He didn’t feel like burning his clothes but the little demon touching him made him consider it.

“It’s time to go home and rest. If you’re not following me you’re being left behind,” Arme announced, and peeled Lu and Elsword off him to turn around. The faster he can get them asleep the less of them he’ll have to deal with.

“Aww, but we just got here…” Ara cried, with Chung patting her.

“Killjoy Arme!” Rena shouted, with the others joining her. “We can’t have fun!”

He turned around to see them upset again and the all the kids suddenly felt cold at his deathly glare. “R-Run!” Raven shouted and they all began to retreat away from him. Annoyed and unsure why he’s the one who has to deal with this, he started to chase after them.