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Finding out your step brother was the famous Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, and boy who saved the world was amazing but finding out that you were also the daughter of Hecate was spectacular. Your dad Paul Blofis had no idea your mother was goddess and he seemed even more shocked than you when he found out.

Because of all this you got to go to camp half blood with your half brother, causing you two to become even closer.

“So wait let me get this straight” Nico Di Angelo said rubbing his face with his hands when Percy introduced you to him “she’s the daughter of your mortal step father but also a child of Hecate?”.

“Basically”.

“I cannot think of a more confusing situation”.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

I’m not tying to kinkshame anyone here, but if your fetish is rubbing your face into hair and sniffing it, then it probably behooves you, when trying to identify yourself over email to a sex worker, to have the self-awareness to say “I’m that hair sniffing guy.”

Supergirl vs Legends of Tomorrow

Out of the entire DC verse I have been following these two shows most intensely and the difference in quality is just astounding.

Don’t get me wrong Legends is not a perfect show. It still has flaws but the way it handles these flaws…..it’s pretty damn good. Especially for an CW show. Supergirl on the other hand goes into the opposition directions.  Whenever it has a flaw rather then work on it it doubles down and makes it worse

On Legends we had some problems like the writers pushing Amaya and Nate and now Mick’s second betrayal but the Legends handles this well. Rather then being treated like a prize Amaya took control of the realtionship and even Mick’s betrayal made sense considering he for all intense and purposes had the One Ring in his hand and his best friend was on the other side. So while still ooc at times it doesn’t rub it in your face and it quickly overcomes the problem. The writers knew that they had to do some stupid things to move the story forward but they fixed them as much as they could

Supergirl on the other hand…I am not even going to talk about the poison that is Mon El. There are so many other thins that were stupid. We had Kara breaking up with James out of nowhere. They couldn’t even give this realtionship even respect to show the fall out from this. James was made a CEO of a huge corporation. Cat Grant already showed us the power and importance of the media and instead of James following in her footsteps they made him a pointless vigilante. And if this is not bad enough the vigilante story line has so sloppily written that it made it look like his fragile male ego couldn’t cope with Kara being powerful so he had to do it as well rather then show that James is really needed as a hero in the city and that Guardian is a true calling
And it gets worse. Family means everything to Kara and Alex and yet for countless episodes they didn’t even mention Jermiah or showed the Danvers sisters searching and worrying for him. It was ridiculous

The publicity stunts show the massive difference in quality in both of these show as well.

Legends had quite a few fun cameos . The JSA, George Lucas, , Tolkien, Black Flash. They were all done in a fun way that made sense in the story . We even got to see the fate of the JSA which surprisingly a mixed bag of death and happiness instead of the over the top drama and tragedy we expect from the CW

Supergirl on the other hand got it’s own two  hooks. Linda Carter to hook up older fans and M’gann to hook Young Justice fans and it did both horribly. They revealed that the freaking President of the USA is an alien and…that’s it. They just left it there never to mention it again for countless episodes And M’gann? Rather then making her the optimistic,cheery but still trouble girl we all know and love and make her Kara’s friend that she could bond….something we all hoped with all our hearts they did what? Oh yeah right they turned her into an old woman full of self loathing and bitterness and kicked her out of the planet

Another point of comparison is how they handle the crew. Legends of Tomorrow is an ensemble show and while not always perfect handles such a large cast pretty well. All characters have something to do in an episode, Supergirl on the other hand focuses on one story so much that the rest of the crew is often neglected and just that stands awkwardly in the background doing nothing

I guess what I am saying is that the Supergirl writing staff sucks and they desperately could use some writing lessons from the Legends staff because Legends of Tomorrow despite being one of the craziest shows out there always manages to be fun and entertaining. It manages to combine heavy drama dn humor. Tragedy and jokes and it makes you enjoy yourself while you are watching every episode. Supergirl on the other hand is becoming more and more of a drag with a few bright spots in it


P.S I am not even going to get into how badly Supergirl has been dealing with female characters while claiming to be a feminist show because I will be here all night

a helpful guide to use when u see a cat on the street u want to pet, tried and tested by yours truly

things not to do:

- raise your voice
- run up to it
- lean over it with both hands out
- chase or walk towards it when it runs or backs away
- try and pick it up (this is an animal that doesnt know you and may not like being picked up anyway)

things to do:

- stop where you are or near the cat if it isnt frightened
- crouch down (youre a lot bigger than it, its gonna be nervous of you.)
- talk gently and soothingly (the way you would to a baby when youre trying to get it to sleep)
- stay still and try not to make sudden movements, extend and arm or hand out towards it but dont lean forward (leaning forward has never worked, let it come to you)
- if it decides to come over, let it sniff you before trying to pet.

result: a new friend !!!!

notes:

- when petting dont cover the cats eyes or ears or touch its belly, its outside with a stranger so it needs its faculties. if you do this it will leave.

- good places to scratch (gently): back of the head, along the top next to the tail

- if the cat decides not to come up to you or leaves, leave it alone. im serious. dont bug this animal just because you want to pet it, leave it alone.

and thats all folks hope u enjoyed this helpful guide

rinse the blood off my space toga

“Can I see? Wait, there’s no shafts? it just.. grows in two colours?”
“Er. Not exactly.”
“The other humans’ plumage isn’t near this bright. Are you a born leader?”
“HAH. no.”
“It signifies caste, then? Or a mating display?!”
“Not even close. I went out and paid an artisan to apply a harsh chemical to rip out my natural colouration, then apply this artificial one.”
“That sounds.. unpleasant.”
“Yeah it burned like a <<dog?>>, my scalp was tender for days after.”
“If it doesn’t create any advantages, what’s the point?”
“Ah, it just looks <<rutting>> <<cold>>. What other reason do we need?”
“..humans are weird. .. .. .. do you think it would work on feathers?”

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Look at my babies being extremely adorable, I love these 2, Marie (Marshmallow) and Mittens (Socks) doing the face rub, on the silk crepe pillow and on the cat metropolis. And for the people wondering, yes you need the latest update for them to do this, and they will do it on items they can sit on, when they sit up straight there is a change of them doing this, so come back often if they sit like that, and if you want to take a picture be quick, sometimes it’s over in no time and then you just have to hope that they will do it again later

its one in the morning and i cant sleep because i invented this lil fantasy world (you know how you make up stories when ur trying to get to sleep) where my book was published and had a fandom and i was like imagining ppl makin videos and doing in depth meta analyses of characters motivations and me doing book signings!!! and like people liking the book!!! and now im all pumped up and just. cant stop thinking about it like.

what a dream