Stiles: Alright! Let’s do this torture to our face… her face? Ah, whatever. We start with… uh, cream? Some short of liquid and rub that all over the face using the fingers. Kind of like what you use to do in kindergarden when you finger paint on to the wall exept the difference now is that you are using your finger to paint on your face. *whispers* even thought she looks beautiful without that shit anyway. 

Next thing she is doing is…  uhh… using a product that blend in all her crevices or ‘imperfections’ as she puts it and to do that she’s using a pink thing to rubb that thing all over her face. Now she’s drawing vodoo markings on her face. Why is she drawing vodoo paintings on her face? Is this supposed to tell me that my girfriend secretly a witch and didn’t tell me!?

Y/n in the background: I’m not a witch.

Stiles: Right and my budy Scott isn’t a werewolf. Anyway. And it looks like she’s done! No, wait… (he says as he’s skipping over powder) She’s now taking a crayon thing and drawing in the lines for her eyebrow?

Out of the mike: Do I have to do every part of this video? 

*sigh*  Anyway now she’s taking a pink powder thing and apply that to the temple of her cheeks to make her look cute. My little cutie poo. …..Forget that I said that.


Over all it was  funny listening to Stiles struggle with the different prodouct you were applying to your face, when you were editing/listening the clips. Now he got and indept fact of why you use longer time to get ready in the morning.  But for the effort and the shake of his pride, he did get a reward later on in the day ;)


Note: This is an alternive juniverse where supernatural ish didn’t happend and all of the characters are normal. I pictured him cluless about makeup even thought he’s supposed to know everything. I hoped he didn’t turned out to OC.

p.s.s I wrote this because I was bored… Please, don’t kill me  XD

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Have a nice day <3

Alternate office conversation

(My imaginary take on how the office conversation could have gone.)

Bernie:  There was only one thing I could think about, that was you, Serena. (….) I got scared. I didn’t want to destroy our friendship. 

Serena: Right. So my texts and emails… you greeted me with radio silence?

Bernie: Ok, Yeah I have no excuse. I was rubbish. I know.

Serena: I also Skyped but you didn’t pick up…

Bernie: Yeah, I was rubbish, I know… I’m sorr—

Serena: I sent you emojis. Couldn’t you just send an emoji? 

Bernie: Um… I always mix up the semi-colon and parenthesis… or the other way— :{ :( :{… ? 

Serena:  Or um, you know the office here… there are phones. There’s two of them in this room. Those are  landlines— mine even has an answering machine —  no cell charges for that.  

Bernie: … oh… Yeah, I know.  I was rubb—

Serena: My Facebook account said you were online, but you didn’t reply to my chat requests…  

Bernie: Yeah, I … didn’t I —

Serena: I have an Instagram account - did you even look at it? I posted sad faces every day… 

Bernie: Oh, I hearted the one with the hat —

Serena: Or when I shared my on my Pinterest collection with you ….  Did you see the set of passive-aggressive inspirational macros pins?


Serena: I Pinned them and titled the set, “THINKING OF BERNIE” …..

Serena: Or Twitter? I tweeted  45 quotes from Brené Brown about—

Bernie: I Saw that, those, I —

Serena:  … Silence and Shame and the Power of Vulnerability™ 

Bernie: Um… I like you…


Bernie:  Um… I more than like you…?

Serena: … 

The Messenger of Allah (salallahu alayhi wa sallam) said, “A slave becomes nearest to his Rubb when he is in prostration. So increase supplications in prostrations.
—  Riyad as-Salihin, The Book of Du'a (Supplications), Book 17, Hadith 1498 [Muslim]
The Messenger of Allah (salallahu alayhi wa sallam) used to recite in his bowing and prostration: “Subbuhun Quddusun, Rabbul-mala'ikati war-ruh [You are the Most Glorious. The Most Holy. You the Rubb of the angels and of Jibril
—  Riyad as-Salihin, The Book of the Remembrance of Allah Book 16, Hadith 1426 [Muslim]

aww, sure anon!

Mei - She’s really curious about what her s/o found in the rubb- she loses all train of thought as she sees her s/o on their knees with a ring clearly in their hand. Mei turns red in the face, attempting to cover her face as she begins to cry a little.

Mercy - Angela rushes over, hoping that it wasn’t someone hurt or her s/o getting injured when suddenly they get on their knee. She gasps a loud, stuck frozen as she just stared down at the ring before attempting to get her s/o to stop playing around and return that ring to it’s owner. She’s struck when she realizes that were serious.

Pharah - She flies over, expecting to find this something in the rubble but she turns red and her legs no longer work as she stares at her s/o. It strikes her that she never expected this and begins to sweat nervously as she wonders what to say to her s/o

Symmetra - Like usual, she arrives in an orderly time and fashion before realizing what her s/o s doing. Symmetra lets out a small gasp, her hand slightly covering her mouth as her eyes shift about, wondering why would they do such a thing in this place.

Tracer - Zipping over, she doesn’t even notice her s/o and their pose before they cough slightly. There are stars in her eyes and she’s grinning from ear to ear as she looks down at the ring.

Widowmaker - Landing nearby, she’s curious about her s/o’s pose before noticing what they were doing with that ring in their hand. She takes a step back, looking around as if looking to escape but she stays, at a distance. Widows killed their mates…don’t they know?

Zarya - Running over, she’s quick to going in to clear some rubble but lets out a gasp at her s/o’s pose. There is a tint of red in her face as she tells her s/o that it was a funny joke but not wasn’t the place or time. She begins to sweat nervously when her s/o explains they weren’t joking around.

Shaddad bin Aus (May Allah be pleased with him) said:

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, “The best supplication for seeking forgiveness (Syed-ul- Istighfar) is to say:

اللَّهُمَّ أَنْتَ رَبِّي لا إِلَهَ إِلا أَنْتَ خَلَقْتَنِي وَأَنَا عَبْدُكَ وَأَنَا عَلَى عَهْدِكَ وَوَعْدِكَمَا اسْتَطَعْتُ أَعُوذُ بِكَ مِنْ شَرِّ مَا صَنَعْتُ أَبُوءُ لَكَ بِنِعْمَتِكَ عَلَيَّ وَأَبُوءُ لَكَ بِذَنْبِي فَاغْفِرْ لِي فَإِنَّهُ لا يَغْفِرُ الذُّنُوبَ إِلا أَنْتَ

‘Allahumma Anta Rabbi, la ilaha illa Anta, khalaqtani wa ana 'abduka, wa ana 'ala 'ahdika wa wa'dika mastata'tu, a'udhu bika min sharri ma sana'tu, abu'u laka bini'matika 'alayya, wa abu'u bidhanbi faghfir li, fa innahu la yaghfirudh-dhunuba illa Anta.

(O Allah! You are my Rubb. There is no true god except You. You have created me, and I am Your slave, and I hold to Your Covenant as far as I can. I seek refuge in You from the evil of what I have done. I acknowledge the favours that You have bestowed upon me, and I confess my sins. Pardon me, for none but You has the power to pardon).’ He who supplicates in these terms during the day with firm belief in it and dies on the same day (before the evening), he will be one of the dwellers of Jannah; and if anyone supplicates in these terms during the night with firm belief in it and dies before the morning, he will be one of the dwellers of Jannah.”


‘Aishah (May Allah be pleased with her) reported:

When the Prophet (ﷺ) visited any ailing member of his family, he would touch the sick person with his right hand and would supplicate: “Allahumma Rabban-nasi, adhhibil-ba'sa, washfi, Antash-Shafi, la shifa'a illa shifa'uka, shifaan la yughadiru saqaman [O Allah! the Rubb of mankind! Remove this disease and cure (him or her)! You are the Great Curer. There is no cure but through You, which leaves behind no disease].”

[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].


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Riyad as-Salihin, The Book of Miscellany  Book 1, Hadith 601

Narrated ‘Abu Hurairah (ra): 
Messenger of Allah (pbuh) said, “The best of people is a man who is holding his horse’s rein in the way of Allah (in Jihad) and is galloping towards the place wherever he hears a call for war or detects a note of danger; he goes on proceeding, seeking martyrdom or death wherever it is expected. And a man who retires with some sheep in a mountainside or a valley. He performs Salat regularly and pays the Zakat, continues worshipping his Rubb, till death overtakes him. He does not interfere in the affairs of the people except for betterment.”[Muslim].

the-magical-stranger  asked:

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable) SPREAD POSITIVITY! ❤

1.I like my personality (and how my amazing personality rubb off on you)
2.I love how I can cook
3.I love my collarbones
4. I love my way with words
5.I love how passionate I am